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Normal Human Ghost

@classicbooghost.bsky.social
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Just a good ol' fashioned classic boo-ghost under a sheet. Apparition of the 505.

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18h
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
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My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I have to let go when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad.
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2026
I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/10/2026
commitment to atheism restored
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You should be able to briefly kill yourself in order to emphasize your point
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. Reply or QRP with yours and like a few in the chain to boost other human artists!
2 dudes fuckin inside of a bird costume
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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fish or maybe lizards
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
can't wait to build my Robot That Mag Dumps 14 Rounds of 400 Winchester Magnum in a Random Direction Every Hour. i assume this is legal, since the precise time at which the trigger gets pulled is randomized!
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Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In public treat axis nationals or quislings coldly.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Individuals in the lowest genetic risk decile with high social burden exhibited prevalence comparable to or exceeding that in the highest genetic risk decile with low social burden.”
cell.com
Considering social risk alongside genetic risk for bipolar disorder in the All of Us Research Program
Polygenic risk scores capture only a fraction of bipolar disorder liability. This multi-ancestry study of 115,275 All of Us participants demonstrates that social risk factors confer substantial explan...
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Harry Caray Asks Will Ferrell: Eat Yourself?
ALT: Harry Caray Asks Will Ferrell: Eat Yourself?
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Normal Human Ghost @classicbooghost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're historically and presently unhappy with the federal government, generally speaking. I'd be into it if we could somehow link up with the other blue states, but we're kind of an island, except for Colorado.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026
RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:
email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me : I would like a half gallon of milk and a box of trash bags Them : certainly that will be $31 Me : i love our roaring economy and am proud to be an american
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“How does this keep happening” easily 20% of any given population believe those ai videos of dogs dressing themselves in little suits are real and they all vote
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The night was cold and dark. “Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.” Toad moved deeper into his chair.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trust me, no one wants to see YOUR genitals. So don't worry you'll never be in danger of being in the same building as another human having an orgasm. If anything you may radiate a sort of anti-orgasmic pheromone, just drying pussies and softening dicks as you pass by.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 04/10/2026
"Well, looks like another day foraging in the sand" "FUCK YES BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE FORAGING IN THE SAND!" 🪶
A sanderling looking tired on the sand with a ton of sand on their beak A sanderling with their beak in the front of their beak in the front of their face buried almost up to the eye and you can see the sand being moved out of the way ..
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026
Frankly, men aren't lonely *enough* considering how they act.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
talarico by 8
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Cubs winning shunted us to the bad timeline could the white Sox winning get us back to the good one?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Ruth’s Chris Haunted House @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women spend their entire lives navigating a civilization that, for 6000 years, has been openly hostile to their wants, needs, comfort, safety, health, intake, and output, but "we choose the bear" is a bridge too far for you? How will they ever manage without your glass-spined support?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would fight for him
Miriel, Pastor of Vows from Elden Ring
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 28/09/2026
No it's Never follow a hippie to a second location
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Normal Human Ghost @classicbooghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see Moe. Moe the Centaur? Favorite Centaur Moe. What's he up to? Licking the gate, wants out of the pen.
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ashley (birthday week) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh fucking christ Donald what now
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