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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 27/09/2026
man if you're a musician/author/developer and you spend years producing an album/book/game it'd be a shame to then append cover art that screams "hey, I didn't put any effort into this thing I made!", putting on the same level as a flyer for Ladies' Wrasslin' night at the redneck bar
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Kyle MacLachlan @kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 01/09/2026
I don't think I'll ever need the ramming speed button, but it's nice to know it's there just in case.
Steering wheel control panel.
One button shows two silhouettes of cars.
There is an explosion symbol between them.
The right car has an arrow underneath pointing to the left to indicate motion.

Plausibly it is either a collision safety mode, or a ramming speed button.
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 26/08/2026
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I like to imagine different actors performing this scene from the terminator, especially the iconic line "I'll come back" Tim Curry, Bobcat Goldthwait, Gilbert Gottfried, David Cross, etc.
As he exits the station, he passes Terminator just coming in
        the front door.  He glances at the pale apparition in cap
        and dark wrap-arounds, but goes on.
        Terminator approaches the Desk Sergeant who barely glances
        up when he speaks.

                                TERMINATOR
                      I'm a friend of Sarah Connor.
                      I was told she is here.  Can
                      I see her, please?

                                SERGEANT
                      You can't see here.  She's
                      making a statement.

                                TERMINATOR
                      Where is she?

                                SERGEANT
                           (laconically)
                      Look.  It's gonna be a while.
                      You wanna wait.  There's a
                      bench.

        Terminator steps back, scanning the booth, the electric
        door, the rooms beyond.

                                TERMINATOR
                      I'll come back.

        He turns and walks out through the front doors.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 23/08/2026
New hot take (good): AI slop on menus should be a health code violation.
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Lauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 16/08/2026
I feel like that "section 31" show was a missed opportunity. I don't want to see members of a secret agency solving convoluted problems that threaten the galaxy. I want to see them solving convoluted problems that involve a Ferengi fruit merchant who just keeps fucking up a backwater peace deal.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 13/08/2026
It's ok to drive exactly the speed limit in the leftmost lane because it's impossible to legally pass someone going at the maximum legal speed.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 12/08/2026
New fashion subculture idea: Gothic Bedilia
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leeks @anonleeks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the food in the catering cart that you were probably saving for the press corps forgive me so cowardly and so cold
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 11/08/2026
a pen and marker drawing sid did of the Christian opiate guy
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sixteen months ago me and @nataliedee.bsky.social drilled hundreds of holes in these logs, packed them with shiitake spawn, and painted beeswax over the holes. nature has rewarded us with a single shiitake mushroom 🌱
i'm holding one admittedly large shiitake mushroom in front of a log cabin style pile of inoculated maple logs
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 10/08/2026
What subforum does he post in because I'm no longer welcome in GWS due to a controversial post about a brave idea for a sandwich.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 04/08/2026
Hot take: The Amazing Digital Circus has more in common with Sex House than I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
Chess King wearing a robe, labeled in pink neon "Kinger"
Neon sign points to him saying "Big Daddy",
Pillow fort labeled "Homeowner"
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 03/08/2026
PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/07/2026
Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
FBI watchlist number 1361348 NK. Supreme Leader of ANTIFA, nonbinary bisexual anarchist, Jew for a Free
Palestine, Pug manager.Anybody Down? was a revenge porn website founded by Craig Brittain and Chance Trahan where users could anonymously upload nude photographs along with information identifying the person in the photograph (including full names, addresses, phone numbers, and
Facebook screenshots).[1I2] The site also
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 24/07/2026
An Infowars Elf has a right to exist
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maderhombre.bsky.social @maderhombre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 21/07/2026
This comic from 2008 feels relevant again with the talks of retaliation against Iran. @deephurting.bsky.social
thisishistorictimes.com
Circular Reasoning » This is Historic Times
Yeah, and leaving the country before finishing the job would honor the troops!
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Kongou @kongoubongou.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Governor Beshear... Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 20/07/2026
Oh! they got this all screwed up!
Screenshot of Taylor Farms tweet saying
"No Taylor Farms branded salads or kits are associated with this cyclospora outbreak."

A comma has been conspicuously added after the word "No"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Josef Stalin. I am not gayer than Ben Mora. I am not gayer than Brennan Lee Mulligan. I am not gayer than Cardi B. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it's the butthole
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme
Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for 

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 17/07/2026
America, 2026.
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 16/07/2026
On one hand, I don't agree with that guy who was wanting to punish rural communities if Democrats take power. On the other hand, it'd be really funny to send these out to rural schools to be science teachers.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I blew that one. I forgot that the transfer was complete. I just saw InfoWars popping up on my timeline and reacted. Which is to say, FOLLOW InfoWars! @theonion.info.web.brid.gy
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
For our 250th anniversary we're LARPing the other side of the Barbary Wars. Good news everyone! The strait is open but also we're also going to extort a 20% tribute out of all your ships. We are NOT pirates. Don't put that we're pirates.
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Damn, if just 11 people backed this at $5 tonight, I could celebrate Independence Day by making bucks as an independent writer. 🤔 www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...
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The Amazing Three Pound Pattern-Matching Meatloaf
A collection of fifteen short stories by Greg Stolze. Mostly scary, sometimes realistic, always fascinating.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'll take two open borders and a dozen democrat promises for later.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 25/06/2026
Me plotting to defeat my tortoise rival
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 17/06/2026
lol my art that's going the biggest on Facebook is this dumb thing i made front a stupid thought
a drawing of an orangutan with a CPAP machine that says CPAPE and it's labeled sleep apenea
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 08/06/2026
Just a reminder because not everyone knows about Craig Brittain, but he's out there and trying to claw his way back into the spotlight. Be vigilant, and also be mindful that there are rumors that he's allegedly litigious.
Facebook post in "Blue Revolution" with a Threads link to a post by Craig Brittain about an ICE detainee.
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billionaires' crimes @billionairescrimes.com · 22/05/2026
He built a tool that saved his employer $11.2M a year. They gave him a gift card to the company store. Guest essay: lived experience inside a system that extorts you just to survive. billionairescrimes.com/threads/the-extorted-existence
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The Extorted Existence — billionairescrimes.com
Work — or starve. An autobiographical essay by The Negotiator: a $11.2M internal tool rewarded with a company-store gift card, a salary adjustment quashed four levels up the chain, and the threat of h...
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 18/05/2026
My parrot heard this video and his pupils went to maximum size. Too pure a tone for his tiny bird brain to comprehend.
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billionaires' crimes @billionairescrimes.com · 10/05/2026
The public record of what billionaires have done is overwhelming. Almost nobody reads it. Wage theft. OSHA fines. SEC settlements. Insulin pricing. Climate denial. We read it. We write it down. We name names. We cite sources. billionairescrimes.com
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen we got him
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 07/05/2026
I'm so proud of the doves in my orange tree!
A dove sitting in a nest. A plastic zip tie is woven into the nest.Two or three very new, very altricial hatchling doves. The one on the left seems very sleepy and grumpy.

The feathers are just tiny wisps of fuzz poking out from black skin.
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Current AI custom prompt: You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You
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