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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 5h

Mike Tomlin starting a new career as a municipal plan check reviewer? Has he been IBC pilled? Is he Occupancy Load maxxing?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching American Football played in the Maracanã feels sacrilegious and I can't explain why

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Literally any high level athlete or even moderately coordinated human can pull out of this collision

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Austin Johnson @austinjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing says college football like reviewing the opening kickoff

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sebastian Berhalter can strike the piss out of a ball

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Give me orange Orange me Orange now Me a orange needing a lot now

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 20/09/2026

Poor NC State catching strays at the end of this LSU-Ole Miss game 🤣

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tipped off the comically oversized helmut, lmfao

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You'd think so, but the man went winless in conference play his first season back in 2013 and has somehow managed to be the longest serving coach since the 70s, so I dunno.

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John @jconley4297.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

LMAOOOOOOOOO DAVE DOEREN YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/09/2026

Dave Doeren goodnight sweet prince

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scooterv13.bsky.social @scooterv13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That end of half for the Wolfpack is a Doeren classic. They’ve managed to give life to an outclassed team.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the price of oil going down the same day the Houthis secure the Red Sea coast should put to rest the idea that traders are smart people

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I didn't know Michael Mann did nature documentaries

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why is the Treasury Secretary constantly opining on matters of war?

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The failure of Biden and Garland to seriously lay down the hammer after J6 on both the insurrectionists, and more importantly, the politicians who enabled them will go down as a failure on par with the failure of reconstruction. A historic fumble I will go to my grave thinking this.

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Choose your fighter: Marx's analysis of the Tendency of the Rate of Profit to Decline Vs Guy who thinks enshittification is caused by consumers

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Concacaf drops a hammer on Gianni Infantino: "This recent unilateral and egregious act of poor governance and leadership follows a pattern of missteps and similar behaviour. A comprehensive reckoning with this presidency is imperative." www.concacaf.com/news/concaca...

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Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations welcome the withdrawal of the proposed FIFA Forward Enterprise | Concacaf

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Infantino made a play to curry favor with Trump (FIFA Peace Prize, treatment of Iran, foreign refs banned, ticket prices, Balogun red card, hydration breaks, etc) in an attempt to splinter off a private for profit enterprise he could permanently control alongside Kushner for personal financial gain

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

At first glance I thought this was a tombstone commemorating a dog that got pancaked by an 18 wheeler

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Will C @xer0.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026

There was a time in my life where I genuinely believed that "Small Wonder" was a dream I had.

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It would be very funny if UEFA set up an alternative to the World Cup and for Italy to still somehow not qualify

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

serious question: who is this clown

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm glad Messi got to lift the World Cup trophy in 2022, because it makes him losing it this time at the end of his international career easier to take as a fan of his magic It's also difficult to root for Argentina because it's not really a team, but 1 brilliant player surrounded by 10 bastards

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026

messi's swansong being potentially ruined by enzo fernandez and him becoming a figure of national hatred would be an absolutely superb subplot

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Adam Whittaker Snavely @snaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Gerard Pique you fucked up so bad

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

France letting Spain beat them twice here. Fine, whatever. But with a World Cup goal scoring record within reach for Mbappe I would have thought France would at least create some goal scoring chances and have enough national pride to not get dog walked like this

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Maignan, dude, what are you doing there? 1v1 and you leave your line then you need to be willing to meet the attacker outside of the box and not go for a wild walkabout inside your own 18

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

So we're not going to get the Mbappe vs Messi rematch with the Golden Boot and World Cup goal scoring record on the line Instead we're going to get Messi with a potential 2nd World Cup trophy in a tight match against Spain And Mbappe will run away with the goal record against deflated England

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lautaro Martinez game winner loading...

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England content to keep that defensive line at the edge of the box, leaving Argentina with the option to try to blast one in from 20 yards out or to get a head on a cross into the box. Argentina having a hard time getting runs behind the line here

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Messi is feeding every single teammate and none of them want to eat

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

We do this every 4 years MLS assumes they have a defacto monopoly on US soccer consumption like the NBA, NFL, MLB, and that simply isn't true Soccer consumers watch other leagues, and those clubs all have strong community roots as a result of the competition enforced by having an open pyramid

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This game is at a total stalemate Guys are dead on their feet

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lautaro Martinez game winner loading...

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I really don't see how this Switzerland formation is going to generate many goal scoring opportunities against Argentina Just doesn't feel positive in attack while down a goal

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

10 years ago Messi beats that defender, taps it to his left foot, and then curls that bad boy in upper 90. The fact that he's lost that step and is still at the top of the world's game at this level is astonishing

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mistakes will kill you at this level. Looking off a 2v1 and parrying the ball back in front of the 6 yard box is enough to see Norway get bounced They had the quality to win this game, but ultimately lacked the focus required in knockout football

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