Reposted by Choobstinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her 432335372
Reposted by ChoobsCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version. 7454061299
Reposted by ChoobsOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026when the racist trillionaire with a breeding cult and a child porn bot is funding your opposition you should say something about it 11620184
Reposted by Choobsgoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 322211454
Reposted by ChoobsAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seems like people really like this episode which is so cool! If you want to support us making weird silly stuff like this (and sometimes serious stuff too) please consider becoming a hyperfixed premium member. We are completely independent and your support will go to health insurance for the team!hyperfixedpod.comHyperfixed | Hyperfixed 1184
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/10/2026dont quit your day job babe (caping for genocidal freaks who think youre subhuman) 11873819
Reposted by ChoobsSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592441698
Reposted by ChoobsRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸 661116148
Reposted by Choobsthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362708433
Reposted by ChoobsMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't really know what to do with these pieces, because: 1. They refuse to used "illegal" & "unconstitutional" & "corruption" in the heds, deks, ledes, or body text 2. They disappear from the front page/headlines within 36 hours & never become THE NARRATIVE, contra EMAILS & BIDEN IS OLD, etc. 321094366
Reposted by Choobspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy 422086218
Reposted by ChoobsRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Look how cool these stances are. 331004100
Reposted by ChoobsUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902310389
Reposted by ChoobsDark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hegseth is a great example of a common type of officer who's ended up in charge of something, doesn't have a clue how to do the job, and just falls back on PT, grooming, slogans, and searching for scapegoats. If you put him in charge of a Cinnabon he would do the exact same things. 1743781
Reposted by ChoobsVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The failed state vibes have become stronger than you can imagine 542666
Reposted by ChoobsGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?! 2944413929
Reposted by ChoobsJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102966354
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 112402366
Reposted by ChoobsMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?! 422881565
Reposted by Choobsmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103231829
Reposted by ChoobsStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This from the GOP nominee for IL governor is why you don't cede civil rights issues to these people by uncritically supporting the surveillance state. 026855
Reposted by ChoobsVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time. 1936920
Reposted by Choobsthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161901292
Reposted by Choobspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences 10100673
Reposted by ChoobsMusa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This AI discourse is amazing. "We've created this very dangerous thing, based largely on the mass theft of labour, that we should stop developing" - okay, so that means that you should be treated like social and economic vandals, not revered as sages on podcasts. 12997213
Reposted by Choobsshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961961537
Reposted by Choobsdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12771091697
Reposted by ChoobsDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's it. I'm "breaking with" President Donald Trump. 56103125
Reposted by ChoobsOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A fascist loving trillionaire with a pedophile robot is bankrolling the Republican Party and the opposition won’t say anything about it. 18831155
Reposted by ChoobsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/09/2026Susan Collins is the soul of the Senate (derogatory) 336334
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world 183020322
Reposted by ChoobsBrian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is something so unbelievably bleak about an article that calmly walks readers through how to navigate being laid off after 50, losing your health insurance, and somehow surviving the years until Medicare. What a broken country.nytimes.comLaid Off After 50, and No Health Insurance? Here’s What to Consider. (Gift Article)At best, older workers will struggle to find health insurance that bridges the years before they qualify for Medicare at age 65. 762472761
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026close enough, welcome back lindsay graham 62147
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2026everyone say thank you lauren boebert for giving us a classic 2000s-era secret gay conservative christian scandal 1237516
Reposted by ChoobsPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375801752
Reposted by ChoobsDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 162169324738
Reposted by ChoobsRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot 471433126
Reposted by Choobs👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163443179
Reposted by ChoobsJón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Wolverine is getting devastating reviews..” I keep hearing and then look it up and it’s got an 8 on metacritic. Video games, you never fail to amaze me. 🙏 4263
Reposted by ChoobsGord McGladdery @asitp-gord.bsky.social · 15/09/20262002: the internet will connect the world 2016: oh no 2026: talk to this robot & no one else 128549
Reposted by ChoobsScary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Ms. Rachel thing is instructive because ppl just vaguely talk about her being antisemitic so as to avoid articulating her original offense: daring to feature in her videos a 3 year old whom the IDF blew the feet off of 153180574
Reposted by ChoobsAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know it’s not in everyone’s budget or in every listener’s interest. But the premium members allow @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social to exist. So if you like the show, please consider supporting. You can become a member at the link below or on Spotify/Apple podcasts. Either way, thank you so much.hyperfixedpod.comHyperfixed | Hyperfixed 1103
Reposted by ChoobsAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hi there, my name’s Alex Goldman and I used to host Reply All, and now I host @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. This is a thread asking for you to consider supporting our show by becoming a premium member. Primarily because of the loss of members you’ll see in the graph below: 62617
Reposted by ChoobsJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981541570
Reposted by Choobsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/09/2026fucking *kojima* cant get sony to fund his work, the AAA videogame industry is absolutely cooked 1238021
Reposted by Choobsamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him 101517294
