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Alex Goldman

@agoldman.bsky.social
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I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and @amityvilleville.bsky.social. I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 8h
Hey if you're a premium @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social member, I'm gonna be livestreaming an AMA tomorrow on the Hyperfixed discord. Come by and hang out, we can chat and goof around. And if you aren't a premium member, you can become one here! hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 11h
Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As of this writing, we have 3,725 premium subscribers. I'm hoping to get it to a clean 4,000 by the end of the year. If you can support us, please consider doing so! Thanks for listening. I hope you're well. hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you would consider becoming a member, it'd mean the world to me. If you can't afford it, no worries, I get it. If you think I'm terrible, that's ok too. But if you like the show and can't support financially, sharing with your friends would be huge. hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will also get to support an independent media outlet that puts literally all of its money back into reporting. I have a dream one day of being able to grow our staff, take on more ambitious projects. But right now, I'd just like to pay myself back for the past year. hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are making great strides, in that I am able to pay my colleagues. But I'm still struggling to pay myself. Which will work for a while, but understandably not forever. So I'm asking you to become a premium member. You'll get bonus eps, discord access, discounts on merch, etc.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi, I am Alex Goldman, former host of Reply All, current host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The premise of our show is that listeners write in with problems and we fix them. They can be small and insignificant or huge and overwhelming. We have our own problem, which is financial stability.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi, I am Alex Goldman, former host of Reply All, current host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The premise of our show is that listeners write in with problems and we fix them. They can be small and insignificant or huge and overwhelming. We have our own problem, which is financial stability.
hyperfixedpod.com
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In order to enjoy playing guitar you only have to be talented enough to play the riff from Just Got Paid by ZZ Top. It’s the most relaxing thing I have in my life.
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Just Got Paid
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who up making massage room music
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re only a couple weeks away on Amityville from the full on Amityville porno, Scared Stiff II: The Amityville Whore. Clocks in at a whopping three hours. I endure so much pain for @amityvilleville.bsky.social the least you could do is listen to it
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re only a couple weeks away on Amityville from the full on Amityville porno, Scared Stiff II: The Amityville Whore. Clocks in at a whopping three hours. I endure so much pain for @amityvilleville.bsky.social the least you could do is listen to it
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will podcast for food
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi, I usually come on here to ask for support on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social but today i'm asking for support for one of our biggest, earliest supporters. Cully has been living with and undergoing expensive treatments for Glabioblastoma. He needs our help. please support if you can. Thank you
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Donate to Staying Alive Until Glioblastoma Is Cured, organized by Cully Johnston
I started this fundraiser after I went to the ER in late August 2025 so I'… Cully Johnston needs your support for Staying Alive Until Glioblastoma Is Cured
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi, I usually come on here to ask for support on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social but today i'm asking for support for one of our biggest, earliest supporters. Cully has been living with and undergoing expensive treatments for Glabioblastoma. He needs our help. please support if you can. Thank you
gofundme.com
Donate to Staying Alive Until Glioblastoma Is Cured, organized by Cully Johnston
I started this fundraiser after I went to the ER in late August 2025 so I'… Cully Johnston needs your support for Staying Alive Until Glioblastoma Is Cured
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tweet that says: you used to fart me in my butt phone

Me: I feel like you’ve sent me a version of this before

Tweet that says: you used to call me on my fartphone 

Her: yeah
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We had so much fun watching this, and I am such a fan of the creep movies, so I am so beyond stoked to have Patrick on the show. I mean this is in my dining room. Anyhow, listen to @amityvilleville.bsky.social and watch the creep tapes (S3 began this week!! pod.link/1870701232
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge get for the @amityvilleville.bsky.social podcast! Patrick Brice, director of the Creep movies and now The Creep Tapes joins us to watch Amityville: Mt Misery Road, a movie mostly about how hot the director’s wife (and co-star) is. This scene goes on for way longer than this.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge get for the @amityvilleville.bsky.social podcast! Patrick Brice, director of the Creep movies and now The Creep Tapes joins us to watch Amityville: Mt Misery Road, a movie mostly about how hot the director’s wife (and co-star) is. This scene goes on for way longer than this.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know this account was generated by a computer and humans had nothing to do with it, but it’s so funny to use a picture of the single palest person who ever lived and have them describe themselves as “sun kissed”
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly, I'm all in on this
The hollywood reporter has a new podcast about whether richard gere actually stuck a gerbil in his ass
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week's @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium episode is such a banger, an interview with Mark Mangini, Oscar-winning sound designer about how he got into sound, and talks extensively about building the sonic palette for Denis Villeneuve's Dune. So much fun! www.hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week's @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium episode is such a banger, an interview with Mark Mangini, Oscar-winning sound designer about how he got into sound, and talks extensively about building the sonic palette for Denis Villeneuve's Dune. So much fun! www.hyperfixedpod.com/join
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is playing
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is a fantastic day to support @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. I know I talk a lot about about giving my staff raises -- one thing I haven't talked about is that I'm not really paying myself 😁. I am ok to do this for a while, but I would love to be able to also pay myself!
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One thing I think causes documentary podcasts like mine to suffer these days is no video version. But I have no idea how we would make a video version of a podcast twice a month w/o AI. So if you are a video editor and have a vision to do this, get at me. alex@hyperfixedpod.com
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One thing I think causes documentary podcasts like mine to suffer these days is no video version. But I have no idea how we would make a video version of a podcast twice a month w/o AI. So if you are a video editor and have a vision to do this, get at me. alex@hyperfixedpod.com
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know it’s not in everyone’s budget or in every listener’s interest. But the premium members allow @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social to exist. So if you like the show, please consider supporting. You can become a member at the link below or on Spotify/Apple podcasts. Either way, thank you so much.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you become a member, you will get bonus episodes, discounts on merch and live shows, and an access to our discord, which may not sound like much but they’re a truly incredible crew. We did a live show on Friday and people from the discord came in from all over the country to hang out together.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cancellations are just part of the job, and I certainly don’t begrudge people cancelling, everyone has to prioritize how they’re spending. But it’s agonizing to spend months accruing members and see a significant number undone in these mass cancellation days. So I’m hoping you might help offset them
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A weird quirk of listener support is that it doesn’t happen symmetrically across the year. We got our first rash of sign ups when the show was announced and then again when it officially launched. And on those days we also see big cancellations—people who have decided not to renew memberships.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hi there, my name’s Alex Goldman and I used to host Reply All, and now I host @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. This is a thread asking for you to consider supporting our show by becoming a premium member. Primarily because of the loss of members you’ll see in the graph below:
A graph showing a significant loss of premium members on 9/12/26
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hi there, my name’s Alex Goldman and I used to host Reply All, and now I host @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. This is a thread asking for you to consider supporting our show by becoming a premium member. Primarily because of the loss of members you’ll see in the graph below:
A graph showing a significant loss of premium members on 9/12/26
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jason Bourne? Get back to me when Jason Growne Up
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drum circle.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tonight in Brooklyn! @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social LIVE. Please come I need to feed my family. tickets.hyperfixedpod.com
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you like the music on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social? Some is by me and some is by the mysterious breakmaster cylinder, who has at this point made music for dozens of podcasts. Well now BMC is doing a class on music for podcasts! Sign up and learn once and for all it's not me
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Cue the Music: Making Music for Podcasts with Breakmaster Cylinder
Whether you're a musician or not, if you're curious about making music for projects, this is for you! In this class with the famed Breakmaster Cylinder, you'll write music that is immediately usable, ...
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just watched Buster Scruggs for the first time and folks, the Coen Brothers are good at filmmaking I think
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wanna feel old? The Ally McBeal dancing baby just died of old age at 100
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't believe it's been a decade since Hilary Clinton said Pokemon Go to the Polls
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Greg Gutfeld? More like…Greg Buttsmelled
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Consider @amityvilleville.bsky.social a public service in that we are watching these movies and summarizing them for you in lieu of having to watch them. It is in your best interest NOT to watch them. So please don’t.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fun fact: the grammatically correct way to say it is actually “we are Charlies Kirk.” Like attorneys general
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Consider @amityvilleville.bsky.social a public service in that we are watching these movies and summarizing them for you in lieu of having to watch them. It is in your best interest NOT to watch them. So please don’t.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A video plea for you to see hyperfixed live on Friday. Well…not so much a plea, but you can see my cat. Tickets.hyperfixedpod.com
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey y'all, Hyperfixed is live in just a couple days in Brooklyn. If you like live stuff, and/or just wanna come to shout at me, now is the time! Come hang out with us! tickets.hyperfixedpod.com
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I want to get a cheap, sturdy, nice sounding bass guitar. Anyone got any recommendations? Oh also I'm a lefty, which complicates everything
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey y'all, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is doing a live show in Brooklyn THIS FRIDAY, and we would love to have you join us. It's gonna be tons of fun. tickets.hyperfixedpod.com.
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey y'all, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is doing a live show in Brooklyn THIS FRIDAY, and we would love to have you join us. It's gonna be tons of fun. tickets.hyperfixedpod.com.
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