Reposted by Doctor PoopErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet 782693258
Reposted by Doctor PoopHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 22hWHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 181951461
Reposted by Doctor Poopmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope 16728112
Reposted by Doctor Poop Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think the relative peace of the neoliberal consensus and the rise of technocratic thought led people into a false sense of security. The work never stops. It’s to always be mad about the thing you’re mad about. And one reason the right is winning is because they don’t forget that. 331322
Reposted by Doctor PoopQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#SpookyMonth64 3741291083
Reposted by Doctor PoopThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676201085
Reposted by Doctor PoopDan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As Adam Amin is calling playoff baseball I feel the need to call out the time a South African tourist took a photo with him that I ruined so bad he came up and got my number to send it to me 31027
Reposted by Doctor Poopold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984 9845143
Reposted by Doctor PoopThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 251600153
Reposted by Doctor Poopdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568441674
Reposted by Doctor PoopTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098472767
Reposted by Doctor Poopthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet. 5058451263
Reposted by Doctor PoopBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'll never miss a chance to drop Chris D'Elia discovering in real time you could screenshot Snapchats. The faces are legendary. 1841771
Reposted by Doctor Pooprax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund… 151400206
Reposted by Doctor Poopleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026wandering through the backrooms when i hear a horrible lurching noise from around a corner. my entity stumbles into the room carrying a six pack of miller high life. i ask him if he wants to play some crash team racing on the ps1. he grunts and hands me a beer 91141161
Reposted by Doctor PoopJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981551572
Reposted by Doctor Poopmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Almost forgot to post this one too 846452
Reposted by Doctor PoopDeb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head 53106442141
Reposted by Doctor PoopGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026Good news: he lost. 10344976210047
Reposted by Doctor PoopWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know this is insane to say but the latest Joey’s World Tour video is perhaps the greatest fast food review video of all time. He almost chokes to death on a huge pickle and he doesn’t edit any of it out. You can see it here in the transcript. This is an instant classic. He really is beeeeyack. 2843017
Reposted by Doctor PoopSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
Reposted by Doctor PoopEd @notdred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Demolishing the ballroom is a great concept but you know it’s more likely it’ll be too expensive to replace and so the White House will just look like shit indefinitely 309810
Reposted by Doctor PoopMad Max @madmaxphoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Afternoon Shadows #nudistbeach #nudist #naturist #naturistbeach #dickshadow #penisshadow #cockshadow #gaybeach 222421
Reposted by Doctor Poopceej @ceej.online · 11/02/2025me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers 501010117
Reposted by Doctor PoopFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/07/2025making mac and cheese i think i'm making mac and cheese i really think so 949675
Reposted by Doctor Poopفدائيي وليم @fedayeenwilliam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026frankly if you run into anyone who says "gulf of america" or "lake america" completely unironically you should just call them a slur. I don't care which one 412814
Reposted by Doctor Poopcrankscorpio.bsky.social @crankscorpio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026disgusting individuals we cannot allow inside the Democratic tent 09311
Reposted by Doctor PoopUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/08/2023i guess if you executed everyone with a lifted truck, it wouldnt solve the problem of, like, Windows resetting your audio settings after an update, or topsoil erosion. but a lot of times i find that if i tackle one easy thing, the solution for the harder problems becomes more clear. so lets just see 10544103
Reposted by Doctor PoopEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665871088
Reposted by Doctor PoopLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny? 212927381
Reposted by Doctor PoopMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 10299742167
Reposted by Doctor PoopYour friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026iran is going to rename us to the united straits of hormuz 018113
Reposted by Doctor PoopThe Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Name Change Week off to a great start! 628450
Reposted by Doctor PoopMark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026variety.com/2026/film/ne... David Ellison is beginning to destroy the Paramount Brand. These impulsive threats and black mail schemes are only making people in the industry more likely to shun doing business with him and Paramount Skydance. When things don’t go his way he threatens us. Bad look.variety.comCalifornia Attorney General Slams David Ellison’s Plan to Pull Paramount Out of the State as ‘Blackmail’ Attempt That ‘Won’t Work’Rob Bonta, the attorney general of California who is leading a 12-state coalition's lawsuit seeking to block Paramount's takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, responded to David Ellison's threat to pull... 1391381469
Reposted by Doctor PoopInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!! 291521290
Reposted by Doctor Poopprofessor of fallout 3 haterology @connfirmedbachelor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026 526559
Reposted by Doctor PoopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025It's Friday night baby 106130212639
Reposted by Doctor PoopFrightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024this is the only picture I have of my father 251488267
Reposted by Doctor Poopmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026might have to investigate this roblox church deal - fascinating subtype of guy 6517
Reposted by Doctor PoopMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/12/2024ME: Can I use the bathroom? FRIEND: End of the hall. Sorry about the mess. And all the shower mildew. And the pissman. Just kick him if he gets between you and the toilet. DON'T piss on him. MR: He's not leaving. FRIEND: Kick him way harder than you think. PISSMAN: Kick so hard you piss a little... 11842119
Reposted by Doctor PoopInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583347560
Reposted by Doctor Poopfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33305836
Reposted by Doctor Poopbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 (2006): In this Icelandic dark horror classic, a retired hitman takes in a mysterious infant left at his door--and soon discovers it may be channeling the souls of his past victims. Released as 𝘞𝘰𝘢𝘩! 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘩! in the U.S. 014713
Reposted by Doctor Poopmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If i was on a date and they brought up Fauci in any context whatsoever i'd jump from my seat and run like there was an active shooter in the building 301942171
Reposted by Doctor PoopDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 31/07/2026Vivek Ramaswamy tells a crowd of young Libertarians in Ohio "The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine." He is then booed off of the stage 1663592615
