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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h
Ghosts can have podcasts???
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h
Post a vampire
Bad guy from Marty Supreme and also real life
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 5h
the POV of this article encapsulates what has been wrong with the Democrats for the last quarter century. Zero accountability culture and a refusal to ever look inward to try to do better, instead blaming everyone and everything else for their ineptitude.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 4h
It's a good thing history is fake otherwise this opinion would look really stupid
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 4h
17 ppg for his career and he's only 30. An incredible downward slope
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 4h
The main goal of all the bullshit AI stuff they're trying to sell seems to be to create 8 billion societies of 1. And that just seems doomed to fail on account of how fucked up and stupid it is
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h
*looking at remaining wnba teams to cheer for* go, hmm, nobody?
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably not great for the w that every playoff game was a blowout
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14h
A'ja did nothing wrong.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h
i really wanted my $250 back :(
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h
the way my dogs get along so well makes me wonder why parents have any trouble with what are more or less smarter versions of dogs
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h
maybe it's residual anger at having to watch the libs beat the shit out of my team but i don't think it would be wrong to just start impaling the sorts of fans like the one that yelled at Wilson tonight
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h
whatever. fuck new york
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h
are the lynx aware that you don't have to throw layups directly into the opponents outstretched hands?
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
lol, brodie called for fouling her with her face?
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
lynx look better when collier doesn't play
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
Newcomer is a crazy name to have
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
grady is so good. the wolves have been such a gift to the league's broadcasts
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 17h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 17h
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
i love it
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h
fuck the nfl and football in general
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17h
mvp looking awful sorry tonight
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17h
everything i'm seeing about Digger is making me think i'm going to love that shit
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 17h
if bare-armed your blonde woman be then lexie is on your tv if the blonde woman wears full length sleeves then cunningham can go fuck herself
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17h
i mean, that's the Red Skull right? that's the Red Skull with a fake face on
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The Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17h
My favorite kind of conservative dope is the guy who looks at a chart of republicans ruining the economy and replying with gross misunderstanding of how the economy works under the moniker of “Mind Doctor”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17h
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 17h
Having only a dining chair and a bed as furniture is killing me
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 18h
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 18h
It's fucked up that they're playing real hockey in September
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 18h
Numba one in tha hood, g
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20h
Supper Intelligence, a robot who figures out what I want for supper and then makes it
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Paul J Davies @pauljdavies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like this projection ought to be getting a bit more attention>> The global AI industry needs to earn $6 trillion in annual revenue by 2031 to justify the capital being deployed to build data centers around the world, according to a Bain report www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
AI Faces $6 Trillion Test to Justify Data Centers, Bain Says
The global AI industry needs to earn $6 trillion in annual revenue by 2031 to justify the capital being deployed to build data centers around the world, Bain & Co. said.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that a lot?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOOO
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even with a fake stat they can't make it look as good as a band that existed for 16 months and had one single reach #200 for one week in 1998
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably not great for the w that every playoff game was a blowout
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So he ate dinner? Lol
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Grace @gracekind.net · 27/09/2026
Slowly picking off the last straggling bits of human interaction
This phone call feature from @Muse is just
ridiculous. Muse: Hi, I'm Hailey, calling on Peter Yang's behalf. I'm transcribing our call for notes. I'd like to
place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Hello?
Muse: Yes, hi, still
Recipient: Hi.
Muse: here. I'd like to place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Yeah. What what kind of cake?
Muse: An eight-inch chestnut cake, please.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saving 109 seconds so I can spend 2 hours fixing the mistakes my automated dumbass machine made. This is now where all the money in the economy goes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the downside of the free platforms is that they will advertise any and everything
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're announcing that they're going to stop playing bad for the rest of the year
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