Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 5hthe Tenchi Muyo theme is a perfect soundtrack for walking into traffic and daring cars to hit you because what are they gonna do, kill you? Kill you and go to jail forever while you're laughing all the way to the bank (heaven)? youtu.be/Wy6ZKWq9Yug?...youtu.beTenchi Muyo - I'm a Pioneer (English OP)YouTube video by Nitsuma 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026an idea I believe in and am accepting investors for is a fake town where everything is made of sort of huge foam legos and for $500 dollars you can drive a car around smashing into buildings and fake foam people fulla jelly 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tag a friend whose blood YOU'RE going to steal! 011
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A great Halloween prank would be tricking your friend into doing a full body blood switcheroo like billionaires get by making them think youre doing matching tattoos. Theyre like that took ages lets make our Beavis and Butthead we got kiss, then youre like haha not so fast...My Blood Is Within You 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my partner is reading me the book Verity and this part about the stubble feels equivalent to the bag of sand moment from 40 Year Old Virgin 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if I was Cyclops I'd spend a lot of time tossing pumpkins into the air and blowin em up. People would try to make plans with me and I'd get mad and say I'm working on something really important but they'd see the gourd meat on my shoes 08523
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026being totally miserable because you didn't get enough sleep is so humiliating because u know in the back of your head you are literally just cranky the way a baby is 040
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the bodega near me has two bodega cats and one of them is a cute little kitty cat and the other was very clearly like JUST reincarnated from being a cop 021
Reposted by Frightening RylandMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing. 131426451
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026overhearing someone listening to a mens rights type podcast at double speed so they sound like literal turkeys who are really upset about biased family court judges 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinkin about when mark zuckerberg was putting out super soft running for president feelers before getting a pretty conclusive Don't so there's a million pictures of him like going to Iowa and learning what corn is 140
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026trying to square not falling into the fascist trap of nostalgia for the past with the fact many things have measurably gotten much worse than they used to be and then for fun also imagining what if chairs can think and they love when you sit down on them 020
Reposted by Frightening RylandTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868752180
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026all these democrats who clearly could not fucking wait to go anti-trans should spend the rest of their life in a cage at the zoo, and not like a nice open air enclosure, we're talking iron bars, kids throwing peanuts at them that they have to pretend not to be grateful for 030
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fucked up to lose a bunch of weight after working really hard on body image stuff. gotta be like damn I'm looking trim...and the same amount of worthy of love and respect as before... 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026keep seeing people wearing see-through backpacks with a bird in it just hanging out on a little perch making happy bird sounds. my opinion of this is, it's good. 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can tell you what I'd be a lot more fuckin excited to get a green orb. people out here wasting their orbs on celebutants like the pope 031
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if anyone at marvel comics wants to make a billion dollars I've got an idea for an evil version of Charles Xavier whose got working legs but no arms and a big ass Phil Spector perm. There's a third thing too but you gotta pay to find that out 040
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tired: the produce has worms in it Inspired: the produce is worms 070
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026shout out to real living animals who look like a not particularly advanced animatronic 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026thank you to all the Emmy winners for reading this post verbatim in lieu of traditional acceptance speeches, your solidarity means the world to me!! 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026within the world of the movie Krippendorf's Tribe I think around 2015 the daughter probably wrote an article for the New Yorker about her dad making her pretend to be from an uncontacted tribe that was the main thing online for 3 weeks and a few years later there was a hulu limited series about it 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026thinking about what Zohran Mamdani's favorite Digimon is. Like it's gotta be Tentomon right? 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026u think the Uncut Gems guys feel a little crazy that they made that whole movie and like right after there was a mass movement to make sure as many people as possible could do sports gambling 011
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I started putting collagen powder in drinks to have faster bones or whatever and it rules because it turns coffee into Energy Slime 020
Reposted by Frightening RylandFrightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025they're adding a monster truck to Shen Yun 1122438
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026explaining to Koko the Gorilla that Robin Williams died is funny if she did understand sign language because you're just making a gorilla experience grief for no reason and then funny if she didn't because you're lying about making a gorilla experience grief for no reason 030
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026whenever I see a car that's too shiny I think, that's evil. there's an evil person in there 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026would pay 10 dollars for a Big Finish audio drama about the Obama presidency within the world of Doctor Who where he announced a big plan to fix the world economy that he was going to announce on Christmas and then as far as anyone can tell he just forgot it mid-sentence 110
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026they should make a neon blue or green fluid you can inject into your arm. ideally it would do something good but i'd be open to it doing nothing so long as it comes in a cool canister 0146
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026people looove complaining when I lay my eggs in their brain but when I ask where else I should lay them they just twitch and roll around on the ground 011
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026stanley tucci disappears from the public eye for a few months and reappears with super long red hair 030
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026muppet episode, 24 episode, soap opera episode. truly star trek strange new worlds has its finger on the pulse of pop culture from 25 to 30 years ago 031
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026eating tofu rules it's like if you could eat plastic without everybody getting all up your ass 030
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026keep thinking about how Phantom Menace created the prequel as we know it including every flaw and somehow for the next 27 years people have been convincing themselves ok so these always suck but it's gonna be good when I do it. People are going to love seeing Anton Chigurh pick out that haircut 100
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026On a bus where three of them came at the same time and the one I'm on is aggressively racing the other two. this is the most ambitious bus in Brooklyn we came to win not to fuckin play 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It would probably be really difficult and expensive to do ethically but I bet an incredibly good feeling is snapping your fingers and then a building immediately explodes 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026People are always harvesting things from me when I'm asleep 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If anybody lost a ponytail on the bed-stuy/bushwick border lemme know 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026feels unnecessarily eerie that the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Polly Pocket made the dead cast members into decals rather than figurines so that just like in life they may no longer be played with 110
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026New flavor trend for winter 2026 is meat infused with frozen fruit juice. you gonna eat a berry blasted whopper and like it because that's the only safe way to get fruit in your body now 020
Reposted by Frightening RylandAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 26/08/2026America had a lot of respect for our first responders after 9/11. Emergency medical technicians were on the ground, aiding whoever they could. Our firefighters worked to pull people from the rubble. And the boys in blue, the NYPD, shot all their guns at the towers trying to push them back into place 1506
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026fuck!!! just got the letter in the mail and Dolly Parton chose me as her successor and they're coming tomorrow to get me. What is my legal recourse against being conscripted into service as a universally beloved singer songwriter 120
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026you don't gotta do a bunch of stuff to plastic to eat it, it's already delicious 000
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026stumbled on a song that is perfectly fine which is disappointing because the title and artist suggest it should be the best song I've ever heard 010
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026They should have weed sodas in vending machines and it should be an option to answer a riddle in lieu of payment 020
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026thinking I should develop a finishing move called Electron Fantasy. I hope you guys won't be mad if I develop a finishing move called Electron Fantasy 051
Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ahhhh shit all the vitamins I've been taking are Doctor's Folly brand. These are prank vitamins 021
