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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Get the fuck out of my way I have goals to fail

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I just discovered Australians call a blowjob a gobby 😆😆😆💀

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Got blindsided by a smile..do not recommend.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

my favorite kind of freak is definitely clean

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/08/2026

so you’re telling me this cheese is made from americans

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Them: I think you are pretty much the most delusional person I've ever met. Me: You think I'm pretty??

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[getting murdered] You might want to close the windows. I’m a bit of a screamer.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

(missing the days of sibling rivalry) someone come wrestle me for the remote

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I was tutoring English today and we were talking about creative writing. One of the young woman turned to me and said, “I’m going to leave the poetry to the mathematicians.” 🫨

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Unsubscribing from a store's mailing list shouldn't require answering a survey, verifying a CAPTCHA, and waiting 14 business days for a confirmation email to land in your spam folder.

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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

the best way to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is to say goodbye to it

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Reading a book about how they built the pyramids but it's taking ages to get to the point.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/08/2026

$7.42 for coffee and a drive-by character assassination.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

all right, here’s what we’re gonna do. we’re gonna make you a highly sensitive person, and we’re also gonna make you hate feelings.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I got high and Door Dashed a Dairy Queen icecream cake 🥴

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ceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2026

I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy”

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Vancity Meggi 🇨🇦 @vancitymeggi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I put the ‘sexy’ in dyslexia.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

frankly, it would just be rude not to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sorry my mom brought balloons to the human sacrifice

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh, don’t worry, I can fuck it up for all of us. It’s my super power.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

can’t rn, they’re coming to take me away

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I wish I loved anything as much as the #GoT franchise loves horse noises.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

A smart person doesn’t have to tell you they’re smart.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

What was up with our grade 3 teachers?

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The internet has made it possible to know everything about a stranger’s daily routine yet impossible to find a customer service phone number.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Weapons of mass destruction? Didn’t the US already use that one?

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

You know what you rarely hear from politicians? “My constituents say…”

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Resiliency. That’s it. That’s the skeet.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/04/2025

If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Wrestled your mom in an Arby's parking lot

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Saving my bangers for signal

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025

Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.

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Sara B @missquerade.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The war on Easter is more of a covert operation. Yesterday I saw a Christmas tree done up with Easter decorations in a church basement. I think it was under cover trying to get insider information on the holiday to bring back to Christmas 🤔

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

rip Jesus... you woulda loved RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Why is it Christians only focus on the war on Christmas? What about Easter? I’ve yet to see anyone complain about being wished a “Hoppy Holiday!”

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Did you know you can just not?

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

batman: i bought you a drink catwoman: *smiles while slowly knocking the drink off the bar*

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

l just plugged the usb into my laptop, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE.

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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

America: Where Harvard loses its tax exempt status but the Church of Scientology doesn’t.

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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

3 things autistic kids will actually never do: 1. Pick up a roadkill bear from the side of the road and put it in their van to eat 2. Realize they could get in trouble for eating the bear 3. Leave it in Central Park to frame a cyclist for its murder

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Welcome to all my new followers. Breakfast is hot dogs at 6:15 am sharp.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I encourage everyone to show up to my funeral and make up any backstory they like.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I'm not the most avid Christian, but even I find the use of the cross as a prop when engaging in blatant falsehoods in the name of extraordinary cruelty to be offensive.

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