Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026cut my bangs shorter so i am doing great no need to worry at all 182233
anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026give us the 💇♀️ emoji when you need an intervention 020
👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Quoth 7 year old me with 1 inch bangs after I used safety scissors on them, probably 000
Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026*chuckles* I’m in danger. bsky.app/profile/josh...Joshua Eaton@joshuaeaton.bsky.socialI am absolutely powerless against a woman with bangs and glasses. Completely immune naive. Zero natural defenses. 130
David Rafferty @davidrafferty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is the exact equivalent of a guy growing a moustache. 050
Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cut my bangs into pieces Now I have made them short 020
Twisted Spinster @danceswithpugs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s all fun and games till you give yourself a buzzcut at 3 am. 000
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026well, in the immortal words of tv's brockmire, "bangs are just a prank a woman plays on herself every three years" 050
Lily Crue Tamed by Titanium @lilycrue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gee, now I am going to worry. Cutting bangs can lead to tears. Uncontrollable sobs and swearing I will never leave home again as my chopped up hair stands straight up in the air and I look like I was punished to get my hair to do that. 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026modifying my looks until i stop feeling so lonely challenge level: impossible 6690
Spoopily Jay @secretjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026did you line it up w/ a comb so it's perfectly straight? 000
