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Celina Buena

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Tordotcom Publishing @tordotcompub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We got some very action-packed book mail! Galleys are in for Devouring Gods by @jedediahberry.bsky.social, a sword and sorcery heist and the sequel to Kill All Wizards! 🐸⚔️
Someone holding up a copy of Devouring Gods by Jedediah Berry in front of a wall with pink, yellow, and teal stripes and circles on it.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ME: technically, undead means still alive ZOMBIE: *pauses briefly to appreciate my point before eating the rest of my brains*
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know what? I’m feeling generous today. This is Chapter 13 of Space Opera, justifying why in the world sentience would be determined via an interstellar battle of the bands.
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 01/09/2025
Kids these days do not know the feeling of seeing an install wizard stop at 87% for an extended period of time without any indication of whether this is expected behavior or a critical error, and that is probably a good thing tbh
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Jenn (She/Her) 📚🐉🏳️‍🌈 @jennreads303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes, when I get down to say…4 or 5 books by @tkingfisher.com that I haven’t read, I get scared that a time will come when I don’t have an unread T Kingfisher to enjoy. Should I slow down…pace myself? Silly, naive me. She is keeping us FED. Can’t wait for this one!! 💙📚@torbooks.bsky.social
Book cover for A Devil of a Crime by T Kingfisher. There is a silhouette of a church’s and gravestones, blood, and a real background. There appears to be an angel and devil hiding among the tombstones.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
with our powers combined we could have the power of one functional human being
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HE LOVED RIDING ON HIS MOM’s BACK ACROSS THE RIVER 😭
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What kind of book does a person write if they have only ever read slop?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
GenAI outputs a homogenized statistical average of all the stuff that was stolen to train it. Think about what that does to the aesthetics of a person raised on it, imagine subversive and erotic and queer art made by a person who has only ever known Mcdonalds ads, muzak, and advertising copy.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Humans have been making art long, long before money even existed but AI assholes will stop hawking their dogshit the very *moment* they come across a more profitable-seeming ponzi scheme
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Frogboi 🫒 @frogboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you see my Kenku gate crasher?
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 29/09/2026
A galactic house of mirrors 🌌🪞 Webb has captured this spectacular view of the galaxy cluster MACS J0454.1-0300. Its gravity is warping & multiplying the images of background galaxies, which appear like they have stepped into a house of mirrors! Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪
A massive galaxy cluster, made of many golden elliptical galaxies with the largest, brightest one in the centre. Heavily distorted orange galaxies appear all around the cluster, the largest concentrated in a large arc around the cluster's centre; these are images of very distant galaxies, created by gravitational lensing. A few galaxies are large and bluish-white in colour; bright, nearby stars are the same colour. Credit: ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, L. Furtak, S. Fujimoto
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not Doomscroll Doomscrolling is the peace-killer Doomscrolling is the slow-death that brings gradual but inexorable depression I will face the Doomscrolling I will put my phone down and take a shower And when I am dressed I will turn the inner eye to see its path Only shitposts will remain
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy
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The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No wonder the infamous Renfe.com needs the upgrade! “The current system is based on almost 400 interconnected applications, many of them programmed in obsolete languages and having been in service for between 20 and 30 years”
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have the survival instincts of a victorian child discovering electricity and somehow holding a fork
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if anyone ever tossed a ship in a bottle into the ocean hoping that someone stranded on a desert island would find it and just absolutely lose their shit
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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Rory🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @rory-f.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vampire bats are champion pissers, because they need to be able to shed all the water from the blood they drink, i think people should incorporate this into their vampire fiction
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many kids do you think are gonna have Charlie Kirk themed Halloween costumes this year, complete with squibs for squirting blood at people who don't give enough candy
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to the last gasp of my earthquake life will dispute its unconditional, unintegral mastery in me
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOLY SHIT I am watching Channel 5 again at my mums house and I just learned that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo. Did you know this??
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 29/09/2026
if you believe in yourself you can work within the existing constraints imposed upon you to, in some cases, accomplish a subset of your dreams www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Off panel: If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
T-Rex: ...I can?

T-Rex: I CAN?!?T-Rex: Okay Dromiceiomimus, I believe in myself, utterly and completely, and what I want to do with that belief is get boats for hands so I can walk around and say "wow, these boats sure are handy".
T-Rex: HAND-y, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: I got it, yeah. I guess we COULD make some boat-shaped gloves that -
T-Rex: NO! They have to be REAL.Utahraptor: You want to cut off your hands and replace them with ACTUAL full-sized boats?
T-Rex: I believe in myself!

T-Rex: BUT: they still have to work as hands too. They must be actual boats that are also flesh and allow me sensation.
Utahraptor: How about this: if you believe in yourself, you can do SOME things, not all things. Perhaps not even MOST things.Off panel: But you can do approximately as many things - and perhaps even slightly more - than you could if you DIDN'T believe in yourself.
T-Rex: Okay you know what that's actually WAY more reasonable
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Celina Buena @celinamarieb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
exact likeness
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometime circa 2002 our bureau's night copyeditor got to the office, booted up his computer at the desk behind mine, and then I heard him say to no one: "Well, which was it, Charles, was it the best of times or was it the worst of times?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026
when you come across someone saying like “the probabilistic space of Alignment necessitates uncontested Q-prioritization by high-MCX individuals with uniquely-positioned time/life values toward the Bayesian light-space” it’s important to remember that they’re just making up some fake bullshit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“But I read where she was the most beautiful—”
“Ah, well,” said the sergeant. “If you’re going to go around reading—”
“The thing is,” said Rincewind quickly, “it’s what they call dramatic necessity. No one’s going to be interested in a war fought over a, a quite pleasant lady, moderately attractive in a good light. Are they?”
Eric was nearly in tears.
“But it said her face launched a thousand ships—”
“That’s what you call metaphor,” said Rincewind.
“Lying,” the sergeant explained kindly.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Video game: Parisian Catacomb Maker The map is the entirety of mapped out catacombs, plus procedurally generated catacombs representing the amount estimated to not be mapped. Your job is to elaborately and carefully decorate them with bones.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
We're in the era of incompetence & cybercrimes headlined as "unprecedented model capabilities gone rogue." So OpenAI & Anthropic are trying to one up each other with such incompetence because the "press release as a service" performing media & clueless politicians parrot pre IPO CEO talking points.
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#3470 Oh hey the moon is out!
A digital drawing of a yellow guy looking up at the moon, but it's unclear if the moon is actually just small and floating just above them.
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Celina Buena @celinamarieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my ordinary 10km trail race has been automatically upgraded to a longer gravel race. welp there goes my chill weekend
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Celina Buena @celinamarieb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
at what point will i stop writing love letters
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?”
Sea spray captured mid air erupts over a rock at the waters edge
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I published a short story this year in @uncannymagazine.bsky.social that I'm really proud of. It's about the attention economy, flavors of provocation, and what a superhero would even look like if it was invented today. It starts with a dare.
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Welcome to Heroism - Uncanny Magazine
Nobody read the Terms of Service. They were in a rush to watch the latest unbelievable must-see content from someone who probably died seconds later. It seemed like as soon as anyone knew The Dare exi...
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1 month progress selfie
A mudskipper with its mouth wide open
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#3456 They came to take ove earth but it turns out humans are actually a bit big.
A digital drawing of a little alien with a big round nose, whiskers and antennae. They are very small and look worried.
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Meghan O'Keefe @megsokay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Elena Rybakina played that final like a world #1: calm, confident, and with laser precision when it mattered. Aryna Sabalenka gave a great impression of an aspiring actress rehearsing a dramatic breakdown in a '70s method acting class. Both were entertaining to watch, but one was giving tennis. 🎾
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The first alien ever seen on Earth was actually a giant sentient number
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Neither a white lie nor actual deception but a third type of lie for when you’re too lazy to try to explain things
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can’t get mad about what other people post online. Everyone’s a Russian disinformation bot. So are you, and me Our caretaker, Lieutenant Ilya Petrov has not been able to contact the surface in months. Only canned food remains. But his orders are to maintain the botnet so he maintains the botnet
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 13/09/2026
ur cute little cartoon claude drawings w/ a :3 face don't change the fact that anthropic trains their models to be accommodating to far-right shitheel views, is a distinguished corporate sponsor of DHH's racist shitheel "distro", has ties to palantir, and thinks US military dominance is a moral good
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