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beautiful fucking nerve ape

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kill yourself
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lilmommaprods @lilmommaprods.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I remember my professor for a philosophy class talking about great authors and how each great author was haunted by/chased the one before them I imagine that with Toby and this line
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol
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Canama @canama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
shout out 2 a real 1
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Kiki 🌸🏳️‍⚧️ @enkephalinabuse.idcrisisangel.ca · 14/01/2026
Getting some straight road kirk on the charlie kirk memorial parkway
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
fall damage is fake. it is made up for video games
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Reincarnated Dismal Saint Moises Hallowell XII🧠💤 @villecallio.csoftproducts.life · 12/09/2025
new crualty squad fan map found www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
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Cruelty Squad: Utahnasia (download in description)
YouTube video by wget
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Canama @canama.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i keep forgetting this site exists
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
In gnostic mysticism, television programs exist in a reified space as pure and unsullen divine creations, before a "showrunner" or "writers" intercede, soiling the show through malice or incompetence before it reaches your screen, but sometimes unable to fully extinguish its sacred light.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I feel very lucky that I played Undertale before it got sent through the content mines and its fans became insane. What a lovely little game.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 23/07/2025
I forgot about posting. Is it fun
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 29/06/2025
I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/04/2025
but rest assured: this will be the sixth time we have cancelled titanfall 3, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/01/2025
u know what you're right. everyone i don't like IS hitler.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/01/2025
unconcerned with proving that weirdo is actually Elon doing cosplay, it's the funniest possible outcome so that's what I'm choosing to believe
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/12/2024
ok since we're doing these
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falcon not hearing falconer
centre not holding
blood-dimmed tide loosed
shapes with lion body and head of man
revelations conveniently at hand

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ceremony of innocence
the best possessing conviction
pitying gazes
thick thighs, good posture
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
if aleck baldwin tried to shoot me on the set of RUST (2024) i would beat his fuckin ass
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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
gifted kid burnout syndrome because you got really good at identifying soviet nuclear bases while being blindfolded and submerged in ice water but now no one cares :(
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
#deer 🦌
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Well this is grim
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgptand i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here"

the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine

with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world

but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNEDthis kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me.

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he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood

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it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
When you think of it, isekai is hedonistic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper liberal movement should seek to abolish it.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
7 years ago I hit a gray alien with my car and tossed it's body into a ditch before driving away
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ok but how funny would it be if the hawk tuah girl goes to jail
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
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JJ - Antifa Cheerleader @huktonnfonix.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
*hospital blows up in Gaza* "well that's a nuanced issue." *Ceo responsible for who knows how many deaths* "please be respectful of the dead!"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/11/2024
me @ god
Youtube video titled "Limited Lives are Bad"
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is what feminism looks like, guys
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Canama @canama.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i bet i could safely & effectively utilize gun kata in a real-life combat scenario. it probably wouldn’t even be all that hard
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 17/11/2024
it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
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riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Average boy, 2004: I want to be an astronaut. Or a garbage man. Or a construction worker. Maybe all three. Average boy, 2024: I dream of being a senior backend dev at Pinterest
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
apps should never work
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Can we normalize goatse?
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
oh my god the resistance libs are doing nocomradesunder1K
Dubya being informed that 9/11 is happening and grinning big
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
if you dont think liberals will be praising heritage foundation policies in 10 years just remember where ACA came from
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it
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Canama @canama.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
sneed
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/02/2024
Every SFF writer who promotes their works as having “cozy vibes” or “slow burn romance” is always one post away from expounding on their theories about the hierarchy of the races
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