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having fun on my phone again :)

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude singlehandedly keeping skinny jeans from making a comeback
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
don’t even talk to me about healthcare policy if you’re not smoking fent and blasting gobble glitch on repeat in your 2006 hyundai sonata 💅
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
damn that movie rips
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
someone talk me out of spending every penny I have NOW
JCM 800 80s blonde face head for $1100, easily half what it typically sells for
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its Primetime Friday #PRIMETIMEFRIDAY
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
built a desk
a bunch of baltic birch planksthose baltic birch planks cut roughly into the shape of a deskroughly assembled studio deska beautiful fully assembled studio desk
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it rocks that these guys keep making these posts thinking it says something abt this city and not about their discomfort leaving the affluent white enclaves where this shit exists
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
miss him every day 🥲
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/09/2026
mr. peanut sign, route 6, swansea, massachusetts, 1978
mr. peanut sign, route 6, swansea, massachusetts, 1978
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
‘sociopath invites documentary crew to rehab their public image only to further expose their sociopathy’ is my favorite genre of documentary
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
cant believe I am being dogpiled simply for repeatedly pushing the tickle button on my dashboard anime waifu while I’m driving 60 in a school zone
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“political scientist” is a little bit like “sandwich artist” except only one of those is a real job
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
tied for first place imo
mr gravy stanced up on an office chairmiss turkey posing daintily on a dryer
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
voting for mindofjson 38 times
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me talking about states that need to be dismantled
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my jetta finally died (RIP) and after like a week back in the market for a used car I’ve never been more convinced we are in the middle of an historically deep recession. I’ve never seen anything like this
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
things the leaders of a state that doesnt deserve 9/11s would say
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my mom worked as a server in a hotel in the early 80s and one night she delivered a glass of warm milk to a room and june carter cash answered the door and said “thank you, he cant fall asleep without his warm milk” with johnny laying in his underwear in the bed behind her
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just got a $1200 power bill lol
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
russo brothers remake of CURE starring josh gad and tom holland and instead of a lighter its a CGI magic crystal or some shit
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not sure which is worse: ‘culture writer at slate posts howlingmutant tweet as epic dunk not knowing who howlingmutant is’ or ‘culture writer at slate posts howlingmutant tweet as epic dunk knowing full well who howlingmutant is’
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mfw im invoking the spirit of 1776
noah smith lookin like jabba the hut rolled on a barber shop floor
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“vice president” a fake title bofa give to location managers btw. she was basically a glorified shift lead, not a c suite demon.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
its so funny that all the economic consequences of the 20th century austerity regime worked its way through the beltway focus group intestinal tract and the word “affordability” got shat out the other end so now these guys all carry around big signs that make them sound like used car dealers
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
coyote vs acme was fine. its got james gunn’s hair gel fingerprints all over it for better or worse. has the curse of all looney tunes movies of being infinitely less enjoyable than just watching old looney tunes. theres probably worse movies to see with your mom on a Monday 👍
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you tell me "A is a bully on social media(/in print, in whatever specific scenario) but very pleasant elsewhere" you are roughly 50x likelier to convince me that they have the additional vice of cowardice than you are to convince me that they have a hidden virtue of kindness
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sitting at silver lake ramen in totem lake WA (??) and this whiteboy server called jarritos mineragua “off brand topo chico”
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
EXT - Snowy London Street Tiny Tim glances over each shoulder before tossing his crutches. he pulls a bag of gold from his pocket. “Dole” on side. he rubs his hands. INT - “Pourhouse” Tiny Tim “Why its the first of the month it is!!” crowd of revelers cheers, raising tankards of Ye Olde MD 20/20
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cant wait to clock 6 hours on a pirated copy of gta6 in 2032
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
da sparrow retweeting will “the GOAT” stencil
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peggy to Hank Hill
"I married a man Hank, not a GAMER"
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 16
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
not at all the point but that last paragraph has me imagining the chinese guy with access to $15k luxury EVs or a japanese guy with the factories churning out the most reliable mid-market cars in the world in his back yard who are like ‘fuck that I need the GMC Toddler Stomper 3500 instead’
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
im a fan of creative ways to tell ppl to kts online and this is a pretty good one
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
exactly how it feels driving to the ralphs on la brea to get oat milk at midnight on a tuesday
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
a gun
mst3k junk drawer organizer w/ gun
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
hard to believe its already the most wonderful time of the year (new Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie in theaters)
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
24 likes
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this one the next few days
boohoo cracker i dont care
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Uncrewed @uncrewed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
TRUTH NVKE
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#stillwithher guy for haley stevens
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my friend whose life was ruined by killer cops got stabbed to death this morning. He was never the same after they killed his friend and swept it under the rug, it instantly shifted the trajectory of his life towards this. the violence this country inflicts on its poor is demonic
report on a facebook reel: officers attempted to enter a home after a deadly stabbing in Bonney Lake 
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pin from op’s bio: 📍san francisco
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I never had a fascist phase but I did have a phase of thinking los angeles was a bad food city and thats almost as embarrassing
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
nice night for it
got some great seats to see the boys beat the seattle krakkkers
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ready for some base ball
God. Family. Dodgers. Dodgers usa flag sweatpantsdodgers charlie kirk hat
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
im racist and i hate all three of these things!
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
beginning to think it wasnt the charlie kirk posts that got this dude fired
johnathan “saw an opportunity” perk’s bluesky profile: -fmr (fired) UCLA DEI Director
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