riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 27/04/2026One of the weirdest tics of centrist pundits is that they take it for granted that rich people who donate money to candidates are doing so generously, and expect no return on their investment. 010
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I don't understand why everyone is complaining about the economy, this graph is almost at an all-time high? (graph depicts a measure that spikes during recessions) 141
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Liberals are always so impressed when the most milquetoast losers use bad words. Jacob Frey will do absolutely nothing about this murder 161
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Do you guys think Stephen Miller is standing behind the camera and mouthing "WAR" at him 010
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I heard your man making up allegories and the figure intended to represent the position of ignorance bore a striking resemblance to you 17410
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 15/11/2025(to the tune of freed from desire) My love smells sort of funny, he's got his bear deceased 000
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever! 020
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox 030
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery. 4330801103
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The King Boiled His Deep State 030
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me 080
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11 030
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives 050
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead! 0100
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Fuck, not the poker players 030
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty 010
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 29/05/2025"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?" 060
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This is the most appealing picture they could take? 160
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 24/04/2025This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king 15911
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinnattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶 62902728
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy. Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy, 031
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?" 031
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Welcome to the Cave of Unutterable Truths. The best European cuisine is German 110
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinJonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 02/04/2025In short: 1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud. 2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.) 3. No Dem objects. 16738153
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdindissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/04/2025so glad billionaires exist. without them i wouldn’t be getting hunted for sport this saturday 313620
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Once saw a guy billed as "the man who conceptualized the Cool Ranch Dorito". God damn, man, that's what's going on your headstone? 020
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 03/04/2025People are going to be making fun of this era for at least a millennium. Even the most inbred medieval royalty couldn't hold a candle to this 040
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinFuture Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Jackson Hinkle speaks at a million-man march in Yemen on Al Quds Day, March 2025. 2610514
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/03/2025anyway, if you were wondering why David Shor keeps arguing that Republicans will never pay an electoral penalty for racism under any circumstances, this is why 33902145
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdinriding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Mirror, mirror before which I sit, 031
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Mirror, mirror before which I sit, 031
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Love to be data-driven (selecting the data that affirms my ideas about the world and discarding the rest) 160
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The nutsack. . . the nutsack holds the piss, Jack. That's all there is. Thanks for letting me be your presidenald. 0283
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Tootsie rolls are the candy equivalent of hot dogs: objectively disgusting, but the nostalgia makes them delicious 030
Reposted by riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdininteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025DOCTOR: I would poison that fucking clown Pagliacci if he ever came in here. I'd put arsenic in his antibiotics. Now what can I do for you? PAGLIACCI (suppressing cough so hard his testicles retract into his body): NOthing I feel good 0476
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Donald Trump is a historic threat to democracy. Let's run the holder of the most worthless position against him 100
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Elon has the soul of a particularly dumb and decadent Roman emperor. This is what Nero would be up to if he had wi-fi 130
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Any violators of other moral writings on the wall in the chat rn? 3465
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Here's what Elon is posting on his sockpuppet 272
riding girlfriend's yoga mat like aladdin @maitrele.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I've never met anyone as confident as my dementia-addled grandmother is when she's trying to tell me how to drive 130
