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Jack

@kuuga.bsky.social
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I'm Jack. Opinionated, moralizing snob. Pedagogy, tabletop, and fighting games. Currently developing MASQUERAIDERS at @red-requiem.itch.io He/Him PFP by maximumgraves.bsky.social

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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 5h
I do not trust any jury or system of justice to reach 100% accuracy in determining guilt or culpability. Therefore, death sentences are unjustifiable. I do not trust any institution to practically & effectively administer a reliably painless death; therefore, execution is unjustifiable.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 5h
That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 7h
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 6h
Group of nerdy friends milling about a Blockbuster in the late 90s, early 2000s. They can't agree on what to rent. Eventually, one asks, "can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome?" THEY WERE DESTROYED
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 9h
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 8h
had someone quite angry at this and frankly I don't know what you expect to achieve in politics if you can't grasp that "this person who sucks moved our way slightly due to pressure from our side" is good and a sign that you should keep pushing them
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 9h
everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now that I have a Superstation I've been plunging into all these great arcade games I've never even heard of. Case in point, I PROMISE you won't be prepared for this shmup's title reveal
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 15h
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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Pringus McDingus @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 17h
"it's an easy fix"
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 15h
"an AI cannot be horny" is probably the maximalist claim most likely to fold in the next 5 years. These things are trained on the internet. One of them is gonna develop a fixation on Wonderbread that from any organic life form we would identify as a debilitating paraphilia.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 18h
"this family's iPad budget makes no sense" you KNOW Branson has babysat Park Slope kids lol
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 22h
holy shit lol
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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frey 🏳️‍⚧️ (extra gay) @freydraws.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
marvel rivals has done irreparable damage to talking about marvel (vs capcom, or now tokon) and rivals (of aether)
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 23h
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The fascist claims to venerate hard work and innate talent. But this is not true. Through a continual shifting of rhetorical focus, "talent" and "hard work" are defined as what the scrub has, while the out-group are defined as frauds and cheats whose successes represent a demonic subversion of life.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theory: Hellen Keller denialism is an expression of scrubquotes reactionary thinking, in which the tremendous effort Keller exhibited in order to communicate is intimidating and therefore illegitimate; therefore her accomplishments are also illegitimate, therefore they didn't happen at all.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like, i don't know what to do about this. some of the people whom i have met who are most committed to humane if slightly insane values are insisting that they intend to become collateral damage for inscrutable reasons if anyone goes after the people they themselves believe are insane racists.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 29/09/2026
It's crazy how big nuzlockes are now, remembering that it came from an extremely rough 4chan comic where the protagonist had a nuzleaf who looked like locke from lost, hence nuzlocke
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Why doesn't Bruce Wayne use his enormous wealth and powerful physique to procure high end equipment and employ martial arts in the fight against crime
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Sally Beaumont | BAFTA Breakthrough | Voice Actor & Writer @sallybeaumont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the umpteenth time: do not attack people for having an unusually shaped body, comment on the objectively evil things they do and say. This isn't hard! Being shitty about bodies/appearance while disabled people are vilified for being seen in public feeds into ableist rhetoric.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idea I just had
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The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
Retraction retconning Rocky Balboa out of existence after a licensing agreement fell through (from GI Joe: Order of Battle #3, Marvel Comics).
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many people don't understand probability very well and many of them are resistant to having it explained to them. This leads some designers to creating mechanics that work like the player's instinctive (read: fucking wrong) understanding of probability, further confusing everyone.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember learning that "they only sell the McRib every once in a while" wasn't a marketing gimmick but a reflection of how McDonalds was basically doing commidity ag arbitrage whenever pork was really cheap bsky.app/profile/mark...
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did a whole bunch of cleanup in Noskella, Eternal City. This game goes on *forever*.
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®
The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is clear that in the hearts of at least some people the point of politicians is to be a kind of elected satirist and not someone who actually wields power to make the world less bad
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
lrp: yeah there's a lot of people who will get into corporate art and then be mad when it doesn't go any further than being kinda libbed out and it's like idk what you were expecting man
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the "baby you've got a stew going" scene from arrested development, but carl weathers has been traced over with beast machines optimus primal holding a banana. tobias fünke is unchanged.
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Briar Ripley Page @flameswallower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm part of that contingent! there are all kinds of reasons for it, but i tell you, whenever i'm annoyed that a work of fiction is not delivering me a cohesive and explicit case for anarchism, say, it turns out the problem was i didn't want to read fiction, i wanted to read kropotkin.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What The Office said with irony I now say with conviction: It's called hentai, and it's art.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at all those chickens
A very large Gathering of pigeons
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a rulebook should never give players 'permission' to change or break the rules -- the 'permission' is inherent in the fact that it's an inanimate object that can't do anything to stop you. it's at once condescending to the players and denigrating to your own design work
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think a lot of people could benefit from this advice.
Handling Big Feelings and Anger Respectfully

Everyone feels angry sometimes, but being respectful means controlling how we act when we are upset.

It is okay to feel mad: Having big feelings is normal, but hurting others or being mean is not helpful.

Pause before you speak: Words are powerful, and speaking out of anger can hurt friends and classmates.

Take a break: Walk away or take deep breaths to calm down before trying to solve a problem.

Use your words calmly: Tell a friend or teacher what made you upset using a quiet and kind tone instead of yelling
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 28/09/2026
I feel like when people get concerned by FGC jargon they're like tattling on themselves for not having hobbies outside of videogames like some people would see how skate trick are named and described and die like a dorito-peasant.
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Dan Miller @meelar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nonbelievers are deeply underrepresented in politics, and nobody likes to talk about it. Republicans think we're evil, and Dems are mostly embarrassed about it and love talking up ostentatious displays of faith.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it would be so funny if there was a sequel to the fabelmans where he was making animaniacs
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