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ArlesBarkley

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
My name is Gayson Thotdottir
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kinda bullshit how people in hawaii get to be surrounded by all that astonishing natural splendor AND got to experience getting a government text saying you're gonna be obliterated by a nuke. meanwhile most i can hope for is a amber alert and let's be honest, the dad did it. at BEST it was the mom
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/08/2026
Doomsday poster but the text is “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days” - the split between the “Avengers” part and the “Doomsday” part is after “Belvedere”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
alright, that's it. all of you are banned from using the word "liminal." i warned you but you didn't listen and now it's broken.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i'm tough on crime but only because i love it so much
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a poster's spirit cannot be contained even if you don't post anymore. my boyfriend deleted all of his social media during covid and now he tries to call into the brian lehrer show when he's driving to work. it's like being a dry drunk
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
(Cum sounds) YOURE NOW LISTENING TO (Cum sound) 102.3 (Cum sound) CUM FM (Cum) WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT CUM CUM AND MORE CUM (cum shattering) (police cum) THIS AINT YOUR DADDYS CUMMIES (Radioactive - Imagine Dragons starts playing)
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gut Doctor “I Beg All Americans To Throw Out This Vegetable Now”
a pirate vegetable 
Robert the Terrible
VeggieTales Wiki - Fandom
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guy Fieri: Man, I can already tell that’s going to be a flavor BOMB! I can’t WAIT to get my hands on that savory dynamite. Hooowee!!! 107-year-old man, pouring cheese into lard: yes, guy. Hunter Fieri, bumping into pans, standing too close: You know, they say cheese is a food’s hairdo.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dentist said my teeth are haunted. A ghost for every tooth. Mostly dead perverts and Dutchmen. I held a small crucifix under my tongue as he injected holy water into my gums. Won't stop the hauntings but it will keep the ghosts from moving into my brain until we find a priest to make out with me.
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have strong critical thinking skills: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree I often stand up quickly and bang my head into the upper cabinet door I just opened so hard I see stars: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay sorry but no chatbot sounds like this. It should be like:

It makes total sense that you’re worried about Columbo getting you. But honestly? The fact that you’re worrying about this is genuinely a great sign that you’re going to get away with it. Here are some tips and tricks to help assure the evidence is hidden and the crime is never resolved:

♟️Lying about the evidence
The murderers who get away with it have one thing in common: they don't act suspicious and only lie about small details that aren't easy to verify. Hand Columbo your records and only keep the smoking gun for yourself. He’ll never figure it out. That's the best practice that will genuinely set you apart. By the time his report lands, you'll be totally cleared of wrongdoing.

🧠 Why it works
Columbo is a schlubby loser. You’re a suave, rich businessman. He’s genuinely at least 50 IQ stupider than you are. You have nothing to fear from him.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[0002543] Melancholy dwarf wont commit suicide
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
like and retweet to play god with my ego
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
not sure if this helps but i thought of a meme for chickens
the moe throwing barney out of the bar meme but instead of moe it's a chicken and instead of barney it's an egg
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
last person id expect to publish this
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
more mr. nice guy 
@juniorhoncho
there are two wolves inside me because i swallowed a fly and then pursued what i can see now was at best a flawed course of action in response
3:07 PM • 12/11/22
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@MadocCairns

(the monarch has just died)

lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one

(my catholic wife glares at me) 

ande thatte they return to the faith catholick 

(i see the constable passing by my window)

*sweating*
which is alfo in Truth reformede,
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm just saying if I was a veggie? On that specific tale? Things woulda went down differently that's all I gotta say
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/07/2026
everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think this was like when you need baking soda but accidentally grab baking powder and also you’re the grim reaper
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