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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯

@burritozen.net

4.2K followers 510 following 5.8K posts

Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27… cover art from kvibber.com alt text: In Burritos We Trust

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 18h

you’re only allowed to get pineapple on your pizza if you’re a swinger

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 20h

Weirdly would've preferred they called the cops. I just feel....angry that this kind of world exists....I think it hits harder with me because I was abused. Kids get abused, kidnapped by family, by strangers, by our government. That's the kind of world my kids live in.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

Sure would be a shame if someone came with a plank of wood with rope attached to either end and pushed it through the middle of it

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

The Eldritch God Mickey Mario...stalking it's prey

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

Forgot how much I hate this lady

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Bev Keane's Amused Smile - Midnight Mass

Alt: Bev Keane's Amused Smile - Midnight Mass

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2026

which movie sequel is the best and why is it gremlins 2

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

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Gremlins Gizmo Dance

Alt: Gremlins Gizmo Dance

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

Bon Jovi better do the soundtrack and it better be called Old Guns or I'm not going

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 02/10/2026

Correct answer.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So, uh, is there a Misses Godzilla?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Happy Birthday @sidebangsmusic.com Eat a burrito and grab a butt (with consent) 🌯❤️🎂

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula

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Alt: Buffy Amilyn

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 01/10/2026

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Jurassic Life Finds a Way

Alt: Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park saying "life finds a way"

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Next up....Midnight Mass.

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Bev Keane Asks 'Is There Anything Else You Need?'

Alt: Bev Keane Asks 'Is There Anything Else You Need?'

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

So cuuuute 🥹

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

YOU JUST GOT TEENY TINY TOKIED!!!

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶

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Homer Simpson: Boring.

Alt: Homer Simpson: Boring.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

I lovingly rubbed my balls on your gavel...it was not out of spite, your honor

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

This one goes out to raindro

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

YouTube video by thelonelyisland

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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

While scrolling, I only saw part of the picture before I read the whole title...thought Temu was selling pizza rolls.

Temu ad for a round couch with many square pillows in a burnt orange type color. Ad says "Temu Home All sofas must go"

Top of a Temu ad ...shows only top of pillows...for a round couch with many square pillows in a burnt orange type color. Ad says "Temu Home All sofas must go"

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

I want a pizza roll couch

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 01/10/2026

what if it happens today?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Hey...help me from this idiotic conversation. Heeeeelllp

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Drop some punches 👊🏽👊🏽🤕

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James Harden Throat Punch Reaction

Alt: James Harden Throat Punch Reaction

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you still haven’t accepted my friend request, your honor

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Yeaaah that movie was pretty meh. I can't wait to see what this dude does with Carrie

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Yes mid spoopy

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

I tried that and I ended up getting no customers.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Current status

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The Spooky Scale: P Spoopy

Alt: The Spooky Scale: P Spoopy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me until november 1st

nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost

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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

that seems reasonable

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Whelp.

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

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Berrinche Tantrum

Alt: Berrinche Tantrum

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

Forgot how good The Haunting of Hill House is

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Wave Young Luke

Alt: Wave Young Luke

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jeeves, my finest of dick shorts, please

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man

Alt: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Jasper with his hand up and and angry look on his face
Text reads
"Slow down. Bluesky's for regular posting

Not for fancy posting"

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 01/10/2026

I only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

*at burrito industries* Worker: you're losing followers Burrito: I have followers? Worker:...yes...that's how this works. Burrito: but why?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

...it's in the butt isn't it?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

*cries* your....your face is..... *Runs away crying*

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Alt: Run Run Away

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

Cop: can you tell what happened to set him off? Witness: we were just sitting there and a commercial came on and he started attacking the screen. It was Liberty... *Burrito in a cop car* BIBERTY! NO MORE BIBERTY!

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

*takes a nap in your pocket*

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026

I mean, I can go on like this forever.

@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Weird Nerds of Bluesky " custom feed list

I then added him to "Weirdos Who Make Mute Lists."

@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Absolute Wankers! custom feed list

So I added them to "Weirdos Who Make Another List After You Put Them On A List." Description is "Pretty much just @madgreek2024.bsky.social"

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

Well that sent me down a rabbit hole of.....wtf 80s television

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how 'bout a shooping?

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

Dr. Doom takes off his mask and it's Jared Leto's version of The Joker. *Fade to black*

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/09/2026

Mentally I'm here.

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Trex Love: Hilarious T-Rex Pole Dance

Alt: Trex Love: Hilarious T-Rex Pole Dance

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer