Reposted by *ephpurplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 2hTinashe really spoke to my soul with heavy weight 063
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 6hi should not be spending the money but I’m having the impulse to buy a lot of new underwear and swimwear 🙃 6240
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 7hi neeeed to do this today which means you can expect a looooot of chaotic posts from me 1120
Reposted by *ephJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22hSCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927624
Reposted by *ephChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 19hUPDATE: Florida killed Curtis Beasley this evening. Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death." 1013965
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 20hwhy don’t people talk about this song more music.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1i...music.youtube.comAll NightYouTube video by Beyoncé - Topic 190
Reposted by *ephAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Incredible. The 11th Circuit, in a 3-0 opinion (two Obama appointees and one Trump 1.0 appointee), agrees that Trump and his lawyers have failed to rebut the judge's finding that the entire IRS settlement was collusive, highlighting that no other explanation for their conduct was even offered. 161428455
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm slowly learning that there are like at least 8 hot men on my street i feel an embarrassment of riches 1200
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i SHOULD be building a slide deck so instead i'm doing like 300 administrative tasks that i've been putting off for a year 0170
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026got a salad tn with grilled chicken instead of fried chicken. biggest mistake ive made in YEARS 4360
Reposted by *ephMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 363575829
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026was talkin w bloomf about this vid and now i cant stop watching ityoutube.comMadonna - ‘Live To Tell’ (Live From The Celebration Tour)YouTube video by Madonna 4170
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in maximally chaotic *eph fashion i currently have not one but TWO a*rbnbs with tennis courts booked simultaneously for the same dates 2150
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gmorninyoutube.comThe B-Side of Bill Evans | Quiet Piano Jazz Vinyl Mix [43min / 4K]YouTube video by Night Owl Jazz 141
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026somehow on the weekend i always do a workout eat a bagel buy like 6 items at the grocery store take a nap and it's 4pm.... 1160
Reposted by *ephdr. nicholas @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026he might have caused taylor swift to tank but i always really fucked with him for this tweet 2234
Reposted by *ephBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Meanwhile, they’ve taken another step in their depraved effort to deny unaccompanied kids seeking asylum (or Special Immigrant Juvenile Status) even the most basic opportunity to explain why they fear deportation. 211434
Reposted by *ephshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369061783
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what if my husband is going to be at mull tonight and i don't see him 0100
Reposted by *ephMike Masnick @masnick.com · 26/09/2026"rare authority" being... breaking the law? 1235763
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when Rihanna sang I want you to love me like I’m a hot pie she really sang for ME 4210
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if I chill on my couch all day my stupid fitness band is like “u spent 15 minutes stressed out today” but when I go to work it’s like “u spent 4 hours 28 minutes stressed out today” and I feel I should be able to get like workers comp or something for that right…? 0101
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wow craigslist apt section in brooklyn is truly *entirely* AI slop...it's at least somewhat usable still in sf 090
Reposted by *ephMurshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just a reminder - here was the news from yesterday re alleged voting fraud committed by non citizens in NV. 26933
Reposted by *ephDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026Jackson: "Even more concerning is the majority’s omission of any consideration of the harms that might occur if the modified SAVE system is allowed to continue operating...[like] the risk that States might cancel the voter registrations of at least some recently naturalized citizens." 5480119
Reposted by *ephDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026Jackson: "The harm caused by burdening or disenfranchising even a few lawful voters outweighs the nonexistent harm that the Government experiences when it is prevented from taking an action that it likely lacks the authority to take." 3580153
Reposted by *ephDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026In a scathing dissent, Justice Jackson, joined by Justices Sotomayor and Kagan, wrote: "The Court focuses only on the harms the Government will purportedly suffer absent a stay, disregarding the harms that the modified SAVE system has caused, and will likely continue to cause, to lawful voters." 13637211
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026idk if this will be a controversial take but for me the breakfast burrito is the most beautiful burrito 2331
Reposted by *ephKate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The lesson here is we can lock up the internet behind all the parental controls, face-scanning age assurance, and AI training sandboxes we want But chat will find a way. 9/9 5497
Reposted by *ephJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For those of us who've been following PRECISELY this issue for decades, it's like the regularity of bird migrations. Obviously bogus claims (migrating north), fully & categorically debunked (migrating south) a month later. In the old days it was John Fund at WSJ oped page. Now it's DHS/DOJ. 3389116
*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026some underwear brand just sent me an email for an “archive sale” where the jockstrap theyre selling costs $63 plssssss be serious 3360
Reposted by *ephcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it 222304646
Reposted by *ephGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/09/2026ICE snatched up a Senegalese college basketball player with an ACL injury in a Kentucky airport. She’s “in so much pain” and needs surgery, but is being transferred from camp to camp with little more than ibuprofen. www.kentucky.com/news/state/k... 61015657
Reposted by *ephGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Which, btw, the courts should really be aware of by now. The courts can't trust this gov't, they need to consider how their orders will be (mis)read. Like how they defied Judge Boasberg's oral order to turn around the planes by claiming they thought they were only bound by his written order. 17910
Reposted by *ephGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Though technically correct as a matter of law, DHS' attempt to shuffle these people off to countries they've never been to before obviously violates the spirit of the law and the court's decision. In the past, the court could have probably relied on the gov't to do the right thing. Not this gov't. 216749
Reposted by *ephdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
