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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯

@burritozen.net
4.2K followers 512 following 5.8K posts

Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27… cover art from kvibber.com alt text: In Burritos We Trust

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 06/10/2026
After haircut
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 06/10/2026
Before and after of my haircut
Before haircut
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/09/2026
[tentacles squelching]
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 27/09/2026
The only pics I save off the internet are pics to make sure I'm getting the right thing burritopartner requests from the grocery store. Exhibit A
Mac and cheese three cheese pasta shells
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 25/09/2026
Had to look up the weather to see what was considered severe. Well I think they can cancel that advisory because it can't blow anymore with Ed Sheeran cancelling.
Wind advisory warning
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/09/2026
Breaking: The Neptunes will not be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Neptunes
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/09/2026
Pretty sure.
This site can't be reached. Its broken I cant vote for people
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/09/2026
He has a pretty unique voice it also turns out that MF Doom is on the track as well
Frankie Sinatra" is a song by Australian electronic music group the Avalanches. It was released as a digital download on 2 June 2016, acting as the lead single from their second studio album, Wildflower (2016). The song, which features guest appearances from rappers Danny Brown and MF Doom, was the first piece of new material by the group in 16 year
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 14/09/2026
Huh ..they made a porno into a phone game.
All in hole
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 04/09/2026
This is kind of fun mydialect.us Apparently I should be from Colorado
I talked like I'm from Colorado
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 03/09/2026
Hey @smoreswhore.bsky.social I have a new nail idea
Hortdog nails
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 28/08/2026
Lake Iwannabesedated
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 28/08/2026
Buttholes
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 19/08/2026
Huh...so UFC has changed a bit since I last watched it.
Top 5 master baiting moments
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10/08/2026
Skeet you from a different era in your life
Tortilla
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/08/2026
I'll stop doing it when it stops being funny. That day is not today.
Now that's what I call buttholes vol 27
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/08/2026
*shrugs* b.mino.mobi
No idea what this means...but I did a thing
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 06/08/2026
It's cool I got this
Ghost sour pink lemonade
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 05/08/2026
Well...I can see I need to get more into incantations.
Incantation for excess gas
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 31/07/2026
Kirk Cameron
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 27/07/2026
We all fit in buttholes
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 27/07/2026
Give me 4 versions of you:
Me before I waxed my eyebrows. They looked too sinister Me with glassesMe with a backwards baseball capMe with a green mohawk
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 17/07/2026
Arby's Stop fucking playing. You love us.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/07/2026
Apparently cumming on Jesus is not very Christian
A Christian resistance
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11/07/2026
I got it
Dickbutt
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 09/07/2026
Especially 2. Some pretty blatant brownface going on....hilariously I looked up whitewashing...and look who comes up.
Fisher stevens played an Indian person in short circuit
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/07/2026
For posterity.
If you are mocking this man, shame on your heartless soul. He took a gamble and is obviously losing. It’s more humane to wish him as much time as he has left free of pain and shame.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/07/2026
Lollercopters. Oh noo...I lost a non-follower
Aprilnewyorker.bsky.social has blocked you
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 30/06/2026
Please never change the order this shows up
Poop
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/06/2026
That's right #breadsluts we are back. Tonight's bread. Honey Whole Wheat Sourdough Mini-loaves (They're so cute 🥺)
Honey Whole Wheat Sourdough Mini-loaves
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 28/06/2026
I was thinking about one of these things
Ninja smoker
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 26/06/2026
Whoa....we all have buttholes
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 21/06/2026
Lol someone missed the part where I have a mid poster label
Doing too much custom feed list
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 20/06/2026
Cheddar ranch jalapeno "hamburger assistant" anyone?
Cheddar ranch jalapeno "hamburger assistant"
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 18/06/2026
I took the official bluesky shitposters test and passed. Look here's my license.
Bluesky license. It has stuff that seems cool on it but really means nothing.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 17/06/2026
Prepare your butts #breadsluts loaves are being planned
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/06/2026
Describe your last bowel movement with an album title
Alkaline Trio - goddamnit
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/06/2026
Here's me with my black hat on backwards
Burrito with a backwards hat
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 13/06/2026
Tonight's viewing.
Good luck have fun don't die. Poster
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11/06/2026
I did it all for the nookie (come on) The nookie (come on) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your
Sound of music lady singing inappropriate things.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10/06/2026
We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours... Photo taken by kvibber.com
In burritos we trust neon sign
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 09/06/2026
Alex Winter (Bill S Preston Esquire) just commented on my skeet. Week made.
Alex rocking out in my comments
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 23/05/2026
The Gang Has an Orgy
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 22/05/2026
This show sucked donkey balls
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 22/05/2026
Butthole House.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/05/2026
People are asking me about my doctorate. It's in anomancy. Please dm me your butthole pics for a reading.
Anomancy - a treatise on reading the folds and wrinkles of the anus
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/05/2026
Post an iconic movie image 🖤
Matthew lilard crying...because his friend died
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/05/2026
Whelp. They hit 4k so...I'm sorry for sharing this on main. I understand if it offends.
A saucy spicy burrito pic
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/05/2026
The only one I can think of is the dude from Rick and Morty
Random Rick and Morty character
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 06/05/2026
The stranger from big lebowski
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