🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 27/09/2026The only pics I save off the internet are pics to make sure I'm getting the right thing burritopartner requests from the grocery store. Exhibit A 110
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 25/09/2026Had to look up the weather to see what was considered severe. Well I think they can cancel that advisory because it can't blow anymore with Ed Sheeran cancelling. 150
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/09/2026Breaking: The Neptunes will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 0141
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/09/2026He has a pretty unique voice it also turns out that MF Doom is on the track as well 010
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 04/09/2026This is kind of fun mydialect.us Apparently I should be from Colorado 060
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 03/09/2026Hey @smoreswhore.bsky.social I have a new nail idea 2256
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 19/08/2026Huh...so UFC has changed a bit since I last watched it. 190
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/08/2026I'll stop doing it when it stops being funny. That day is not today. 0120
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 05/08/2026Well...I can see I need to get more into incantations. 030
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 09/07/2026Especially 2. Some pretty blatant brownface going on....hilariously I looked up whitewashing...and look who comes up. 110
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 29/06/2026That's right #breadsluts we are back. Tonight's bread. Honey Whole Wheat Sourdough Mini-loaves (They're so cute 🥺) 290
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 21/06/2026Lol someone missed the part where I have a mid poster label 050
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 20/06/2026Cheddar ranch jalapeno "hamburger assistant" anyone? 5631
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 18/06/2026I took the official bluesky shitposters test and passed. Look here's my license. 050
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 17/06/2026Prepare your butts #breadsluts loaves are being planned 060
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 15/06/2026Describe your last bowel movement with an album title 030
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11/06/2026I did it all for the nookie (come on) The nookie (come on) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your (yeah) Stick it up your 081
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 10/06/2026We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours... Photo taken by kvibber.com 140
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 09/06/2026Alex Winter (Bill S Preston Esquire) just commented on my skeet. Week made. 3292
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/05/2026People are asking me about my doctorate. It's in anomancy. Please dm me your butthole pics for a reading. 191
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/05/2026Whelp. They hit 4k so...I'm sorry for sharing this on main. I understand if it offends. 4265
🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 07/05/2026The only one I can think of is the dude from Rick and Morty 120