Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 9htheonion.com/fun-toy-bann...theonion.comFun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead KidsWASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the... 565893
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 9hA truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system 8852871006
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepcaden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 12h 151144302
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepRobin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting. 2867092570
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepmerritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad 1534536
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here. 730318
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleephaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Real 08410
Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleep @bugsnot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Games that Did That to my brain chemistry (no order). Hard list to pin down but I’m happy with these 9. 000
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleep#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong. 2347241049
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepMachine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state 122091313
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy 231925455
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive. 383888758
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me? 417153
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 54848752
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 26/09/2026guys let's listen to music and imagine a love we'll never have 46113
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Obama says Democrats aren't fooling people like he was in 2007 anymore 1238861
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can we call it apartheid now 71460348
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is like Japanese propaganda broadcasts urging American soldiers to defect for Wisconsinites 0466
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleep#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 23/09/2026It is very interesting to me that the only (so far guaranteed) presidential contender to talk about Palestine and ICE with such clarity is the 70 year old white boy from Maryland 14753105
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1814730698
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 392366380
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026honorable mentions! i miss having him around but in a way he kind of lives on through his articles. oh and here's his user page! he was the best en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Go... 227611
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Happy Halloween! 🧛♂️👻🧟♂️ 491574214
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights 4562171079
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 349160704108
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleeponion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership! 502551289
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.stringinamaze.netDon't Surrender On Trans RightsMany Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be. 393844878
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085581483
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office 943335413
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now... 253674
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The female orgasm is the woman's responsibility. I know most women want men to do 100% of everything, but seriously, take some accountability for your own body and pleasure. 7537230
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026terrified billionaire pedophile attempts to buy your complicity for $5000 so he can rob you of billions more…how do we spin this as a bad thing 464699
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleeponion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people 991704101
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/02/2026 102263262
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is where I am on trans rights, women’s rights, immigrants rights and of course black rights. You don’t bend. Not an inch. Anywhere. 7561139
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/09/2025(hearing Charlie Kirk died) oh, from the face thing? 1273446
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Bart's Revenge 281168228
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the milf hunter tapping at his instrument panel as readings suddenly drop to zero 21248
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026call me socialist but i dont mind if spider build tiny house in my room 439966
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You are not the tallest person on bluesky 462557716
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died 803026336
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage 314322789
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by SleepGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026They should rent the name of the lake out to various fast food companies to advertise new products and deals. "Lake The McRib is Back!" For a couple weeks then "Lake 2 for 5$ Baconators" and so on 4173
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047211039
Reposted by Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleepjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026gaming is AGP. total trans victory 231471170
