Sign in

Machine Gun Netiquette

@nodurians.bsky.social
613 followers 357 following 369 posts

don’t look up my dress unless you mean it

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 16h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
161114272757
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are the Browns good this season?!
000
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
122095316
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was shocked (though I shouldn't have been) to learn, upon listening to Tuesday's public safety committee meeting today, that SPD chief Sayles explicitly said former chief Barnes delayed the Bite of Seattle press conference to be briefed, given that every headline said it was Mayor Wilson.
624360
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ugh please don’t make me like anyone in boygenius
010
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
2994732700
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
71461351
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Nega Cardinals logo is terrifying
010
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: IS CEREAL A SOUP Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ae455643992 F: #f340dbfea9c
29541
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Based upon their documented behavior over the past few years, the tech industry is less afraid of the potential ramifications of Artificial Superintelligence than they are of Lina Khan.
101076256
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 16/09/2026
tfw you're so unpopular that people are disgusted by your attempt to bribe them
Screenshot of a tweet by the "Political Polls" account, dated 15 September 2026. It reads: "New - $5,000 Trump dividend. Oppose 63%. Approve 17%. Ipsos - A - 9/14"
343007516
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Glen @bigsigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
amelia elizalde

@ameliaelizalde

every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

4:14 PM - Jul 16, 2022
0316
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
188113571912
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock:
0497
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
nature.com
Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
182506843
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dems cant win until they can stop looking like overcoached, insincere weaklings every time someone asks a question about trans Americans, Muslims, or DEI.
1679
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh my, holding called against NOT the Seahawks o-line? truly God favors the righteous
000
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(jd vance cornering an aide who pretends not to hear him) so what are people doing after this
81354125
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seahawks good for a yard more per play than the Pats so far. relax imo
9394
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesus Christ
010
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not sure why some broccoli-headed weenis is walking around downtown with a Drake Maye jersey on, but we’ve failed as a city by not stuffing him in a locker
010
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing about the Roger Marshall story is that women getting arrested because they can’t afford their obgyn is a choice made by Congress. Most other rich countries have made a different choice.
4540105
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of the MAHA leaders that AOC met with is Zen Honeycutt. Here are Zen's demands for winning MAHA votes. 1 and 2 should be considered non -starters for any Democrat.
Tweet from 5/22

Zen Honeycutt @zenho. 22 May
Just a heads up, Democrat Candidates: There İs not a single MAHA voter that will vote for you if you are:
1. Bashing Kennedy 2. Forcing vaccine mandates 3. Doing nothing about pesticides in our food It's a stretch-I am not saying MAHA will vote Dem, and am not speaking for all just from what am seeing...but MAHA definitely won't vote Dem if you are doing the above three things.
Want our votes? Collaborate with Kennedy. Let kids go to school and summer camp unvaccinated if their parents choose ( my body, my choice, right?). Do something about any one of the 86 pesticides that have been banned in other countries. And some MAHA voters might consider..
@TheDemocrats @RulesDemocrats @House DemsNUSA @SenateDems
156768169
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“A lot of them don’t believe that their fight is partisan, and it’s not.” Yes it is. MAHA is overwhelmingly a right-wing movement with right-wing goals. The reason they make “progressive” arguments is to trick mainstream figures into working with them — exactly as AOC seems to be doing.
251794190
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
2760103
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if someone wrote a song about how I was a pedo who didn’t write my own lyrics, and the song broke streaming records, and then it won every Grammy including Best Song, and then it got performed at the Super Bowl to hundreds of millions of people, I’d fill my pockets with stones and walk into the sea
030
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FBI CIA NSA DIA NGA IMMEDIATELY
1683
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think it's nice of fetterman to give each of his staffers their own special "my boss sucks" story to share with friends and the wall street journal
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.  

Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I’m not
[...]
I’m convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJIn April 2025, veteran Pennsylvania state lawmaker Anthony Hardy Williams brought a busload of constituents to Washington from Eastwick, a poorer, flood-prone neighborhood in Philadelphia, to meet with their representatives in Congress and discuss Trump administration cuts to a grant program that had helped the area. 

Fetterman was the only one who refused to meet with them, Williams said in an interview. At one point, they saw Fetterman walking the halls and yelled, but he didn’t acknowledge them, according to Williams.Also last April, Fetterman agreed to take a meeting with another state lawmaker, Liz Hanbidge, who drove down from Pennsylvania to introduce herself, and to discuss programs that help the homeless and working poor in her county. But when Hanbidge arrived, according to staffers who were present, Fetterman claimed he hadn’t agreed to the meeting. The aides spent more than an hour pleading with him to talk to her; staffers eventually met with Hanbidge in his place. 

Fetterman did take another meeting that day—with Bruce Pearl, the former college basketball coach and Israel advocate. The pair discussed legislation that would affect college sports, and Pearl thanked Fetterman for his stance on Israel, Pearl said in an interview. In Pennsylvania, Fetterman has receded from the public eye, rarely interacting in person with voters during his three-plus years in office. 

When three police officers were killed near Fetterman’s hometown of York last September, he backed out of attending the funeral because it was too long. 

Aide
Update on the event:
No one will be allowed to staff you due to number restrictions. The organizers are requiring everyone to be seated by 11:00 am and the funeral will begin at noon and last at least 3 hours. The dress code is formal.[…]
Fetterman
3 hours??
Aide
Yes it’s a very formal ceremony and the equivalent of 3 separate funerals.
Fetterman
This may be a nonstarter
416547
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429...
butthead in all his glory, dumb smile, ac dc t-shirt, holding a cup straw drink, made entirely of repeated ascii characters.
6681220
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton more like uhhh Shit Meltdown
717223
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
only thing I’m upset at is how hard this goes
000
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just once I'd like Israel's defenders to talk about the country as it exists, not an idealized version of it
201461222
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 28/08/2026
Online mutual aid dares to ask “what if charity was distributed according to the recipients’ ability to accumulate clout and perform abjection on English language social media?”
61671205
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Very upsetting when people are like, “I’m 22”
920018
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Her music is hit or miss for me, but I’ve never heard anything about Olivia Rodrigo as a person that made me like her less.
020
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
19897301545
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
143189594
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
English band The Only Ones performing their timeless classic "Another Girl, Another Planet" live on French TV in 1979. The power pop tune came from their self-titled debut album. Later covered by The Replacements among others. m.youtube.com/watch?v=TKE8...
m.youtube.com
The Only Ones - Another Girl Another Planet. Live 1979
YouTube video by Dickymint
06813
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
They probably showed him an AI video of guys in lab coats playing pin the tail on the donkey
0422
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope that one day we'll look back on the hysterical derangement with which the mainstream press targeted a young female mayor and feel deep embarrassment mynorthwest.com/mynorthwest-...
mynorthwest.com
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson's 'impromptu boogie' with Seattle rapper draws public safety criticism - MyNorthwest.com
You may have seen the video on Instagram, originally posted by Seattle rapper Y2K. Wilson stands next to him at a sports field and bobs to his anthemic track "SEA."
1627941
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
on the contrary, the confidence that God will bring justice in the next life (if not this one) is one of the only things that keeps my head on straight
010
Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
020
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
ⓘ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤
838261
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 12/08/2026
I thought I had heard every argument against building new multi family housing but I confess “we should not build new homes because most violence against women happens in the home” is a new one.
2135242
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
incredible news: The Uihlein family is donating $35 million to Northwestern football, which means that's $35 million dollars they aren't donating to all the other things they typically donate to. thank you Northwestern football for helping divert their finances
espn.com
Sources: Northwestern football has received a commitment for a... - ESPN
Read the breaking news story from the ESPN contributor Pete Thamel
32104499
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026
People are furious of course but this is one of the funniest things that's ever happened. He's been posting memes of himself hanging out with Douglas MacArthur and George Patton and he snuck off the plane in a box of pizza rolls
9653851078
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
America's corporations got what they donated billions for and they're gonna find out the hard way how much name brand trustworthiness they'd built up with the consumer was actually government regulations forcing them to make safe and reliable products.
417651
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
105157683497
Reposted by Machine Gun Netiquette
I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/08/2026
They repeatedly position women like Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark as damsels in need of saving because they don’t consider women’s sports an actual competition but a showcase more akin to a best baby pageant.
452264457