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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/10/2026
You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what youve been missing on twitter
a fake twitter thread where someone posts pornography of green lantern, then a nazi posts a comment telling them to kill themselves and then someone posts a panel from an old green lantern saying he canonically says trans rights and hes just saying “i wouldnt even kill a poof if i saw one”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 06/10/2026
don't pretend i think u know i'm damn precious. & hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/10/2026
"it's valid to not transition!" kills. it kills people. please stop saying this shit. you are allowing suicidal people to languish in the closet and repress who they really are and want they truly need, all to soothe the insecure anxieties of cissexuals who aren't part of the cool T slur club. stop.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 17/06/2026
ohhh my god your gender is unknowable? you identify as a problem? you're a goblin cryptid eldritch being? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite judith butler?
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 02/10/2026
me and my friends are going to kill that sweet anthropomorphic triangle with hammers, i can tell you that much
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleep @bugsnot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Games that Did That to my brain chemistry (no order). Hard list to pin down but I’m happy with these 9.
A 3x3 grid of video game covers. From top left to bottom right: Pokémon Emerald Version, Super Mario Odyssey, The Sims 3, Caves of Qud, Persona 3 FES, WarioWare DIY, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Disco Elysium, Minecraft
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 26/09/2026
guys let's listen to music and imagine a love we'll never have
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obama says Democrats aren't fooling people like he was in 2007 anymore
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is like Japanese propaganda broadcasts urging American soldiers to defect for Wisconsinites
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Creedence Clearwater: Birth by Sleep @bugsnot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
customer service voice:
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#204
Kv3-204, 1/1 2026
tower
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
honorable mentions! i miss having him around but in a way he kind of lives on through his articles. oh and here's his user page! he was the best en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Go...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🧛‍♂️👻🧟‍♂️
Return of the Cmonmac... @cmonm... • 9h
If Dracula offered you a blowjob would you take it?
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Tens of millions of US voters did, three times.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
stringinamaze.net
Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The female orgasm is the woman's responsibility. I know most women want men to do 100% of everything, but seriously, take some accountability for your own body and pleasure.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
terrified billionaire pedophile attempts to buy your complicity for $5000 so he can rob you of billions more…how do we spin this as a bad thing
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
a girl injects estrogen while a blonde girl sitting next to her watches with mouth agape

the blond girl says "holy crap!! your parents let you inject female sex hormones??"

the other girl replies, "yeah, they say it's better i get it from them than from the streets"

the blonde girl says "so fucking rad"

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