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BStylin

@bstylin.bsky.social
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Idk. Who are any of us ya know? She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer. My sweet skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wt…

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
you saw me on the discover tab making a joke about my labia and tacos and you hit follow. 6 days later i’m fighting with a hermit crab about abolishing the police and you realize you’re in love.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Get the most out of Monday by sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Edge Of Seventeen, but I need Ric Flair dubbed in for all the woos. Make it happen internet
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Haven’t seen one Von Dutch hat since covid. Makes you think.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I bring a real, "what can life do that it hasn't already done to me," vibe to the table and lemme tell ya folks, I'm constantly amazed
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What's going on with my "freaks" and, in some cases, my "geeks"?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
*seductively flips hair* *chicken nugget flies out*
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BubbaYega @bubbayega.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
They're called Leisure Rivers now, because of woke
A sign at a public pool for the entrance to a leisure river
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I know it’s wheelbarrow but wheelbarrel just feels so right
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Treating myself tonight by eating over the nice sink.
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you're looking for something available everywhere 20 years ago, come to Indiana
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sorry I’m late and you’re welcome for showing up at all
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I track my cycle by seeing how many times I start crying while watching reels
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Make time to cyberbully and cold call your Congresspeople today
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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“Criss cross applesauce” is the best woke re-brand of all time. So catchy. Caught on immediately. A+ woke work.
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God @thegodshow.com · 28/06/2025
They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court. This is not deportation. This is ethnic cleansing.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 29/06/2025
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried. Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Oh you’re an optimist? Name 50 high hopes
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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The house is on fire, but nobody is allowed to try to put the fire out until we figure out whose fault this is.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Had a chance to get 8 hours of sleep. I didn't, but I had a chance.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A "pick-me bitch" or three bears?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/06/2025
I want to see life on mars specifically one life in particular
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I need a dubstep bass drop so hard it leaves me clinically dead for 2 minutes
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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Kid: I want a snack! Moms in 1995: go get an apple Moms in 2024 (aka me for some reason): Here you go!!!!!!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Jeff Bezos gives no fucks to a child on his wedding day
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
40, barely surviving, but striving
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Slept in my bra and now my tits are mad at me
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Watching cooking shows while eating takeout is self care
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Socks are just foot prisons.
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You’re not broken. You’re fine. Drink more water
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/04/2025
3d printing a sensible dinner
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
april showers bring gay flowers
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
im a simple person, i put my posts on one skeet at a time just like everyone else
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
when people deactivate where do their words go? do they just start saying weird stuff to people at the grocery store or what?
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Sandra just said, "you know, all of us lose perspective when we're so busy with our jobs and with the family and all that monkey business that we don't take the time to appreciate the really important things, and that's the person we love the most. So get rid of those kids...." 👀
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Sandra Lee is making semi-homemade beer margaritas and it's low key making me horny. Did I use "low key" correctly?
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BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Maybe I'll take the Christmas tree down this weekend
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Don't start anything you can't abandon.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
to be fair, the stock market crash is a nice change of pace from all the airplanes
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Due to current events, 1 scotch, 1 bourbon & 1 beer has been revised to- drink till you see dancing unicorns then take tw…. Four gummies
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I laugh emoji but on the inside I cry emoji
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