Reposted by BStylinjordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025you saw me on the discover tab making a joke about my labia and tacos and you hit follow. 6 days later i’m fighting with a hermit crab about abolishing the police and you realize you’re in love. 315125
Reposted by BStylinMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Get the most out of Monday by sinking to the bottom of the ocean. 612453
Reposted by BStylin🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Edge Of Seventeen, but I need Ric Flair dubbed in for all the woos. Make it happen internet 04027
Reposted by BStylinJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Haven’t seen one Von Dutch hat since covid. Makes you think. 411129
Reposted by BStylinEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I bring a real, "what can life do that it hasn't already done to me," vibe to the table and lemme tell ya folks, I'm constantly amazed 16413115
Reposted by BStylinThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025What's going on with my "freaks" and, in some cases, my "geeks"? 2418
Reposted by BStylinKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/01/2025*seductively flips hair* *chicken nugget flies out* 30634127
Reposted by BStylinBubbaYega @bubbayega.bsky.social · 04/07/2025They're called Leisure Rivers now, because of woke 342
Reposted by BStylinGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2025no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet 221276367
Reposted by BStylinNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account 6353115
Reposted by BStylinNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I know it’s wheelbarrow but wheelbarrel just feels so right 621968
Reposted by BStylinAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen. 325117201489
Reposted by BStylin𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Treating myself tonight by eating over the nice sink. 246492
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025If you're looking for something available everywhere 20 years ago, come to Indiana 32311
Reposted by BStylinSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Sorry I’m late and you’re welcome for showing up at all 210221
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I track my cycle by seeing how many times I start crying while watching reels 0204
Reposted by BStylinStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Make time to cyberbully and cold call your Congresspeople today 219561
Reposted by BStylinLucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025“Criss cross applesauce” is the best woke re-brand of all time. So catchy. Caught on immediately. A+ woke work. 44121782
Reposted by BStylinGod @thegodshow.com · 28/06/2025They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court. This is not deportation. This is ethnic cleansing. 764231787962
Reposted by BStylinFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 29/06/2025On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried. Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. 12956301214
Reposted by BStylinlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Oh you’re an optimist? Name 50 high hopes 811212
Reposted by BStylinDubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The house is on fire, but nobody is allowed to try to put the fire out until we figure out whose fault this is. 01710
Reposted by BStylinPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Had a chance to get 8 hours of sleep. I didn't, but I had a chance. 29229
Reposted by BStylinJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22/06/2025From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11. 1101633355
Reposted by BStylin✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 28/06/2025A "pick-me bitch" or three bears? 56426
Reposted by BStylin🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/06/2025I want to see life on mars specifically one life in particular 511527
Reposted by BStylinJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I need a dubstep bass drop so hard it leaves me clinically dead for 2 minutes 1317648
Reposted by BStylinLucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Kid: I want a snack! Moms in 1995: go get an apple Moms in 2024 (aka me for some reason): Here you go!!!!!! 131671
Reposted by BStylinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto. 483060504
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Watching cooking shows while eating takeout is self care 3238
Reposted by BStylinMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Socks are just foot prisons. 1120880
Reposted by BStylinNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025You’re not broken. You’re fine. Drink more water 423785
Reposted by BStylinFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 23/04/2025im a simple person, i put my posts on one skeet at a time just like everyone else 111427
Reposted by BStylinsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025when people deactivate where do their words go? do they just start saying weird stuff to people at the grocery store or what? 3132476
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Sandra just said, "you know, all of us lose perspective when we're so busy with our jobs and with the family and all that monkey business that we don't take the time to appreciate the really important things, and that's the person we love the most. So get rid of those kids...." 👀 031
BStylin @bstylin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Sandra Lee is making semi-homemade beer margaritas and it's low key making me horny. Did I use "low key" correctly? 183
Reposted by BStylinJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Don't start anything you can't abandon. 9294119
Reposted by BStylinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/03/2025to be fair, the stock market crash is a nice change of pace from all the airplanes 12548137
Reposted by BStylinBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Due to current events, 1 scotch, 1 bourbon & 1 beer has been revised to- drink till you see dancing unicorns then take tw…. Four gummies 1363219256
Reposted by BStylinJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I laugh emoji but on the inside I cry emoji 920957