Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If his favorite part of the date isn't watching your ass jiggle while you wash your face before bed, he doesn't deserve you. 0133
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Achieved "invisible to men" status an entire 3 years early. 020
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Have you ever been so high that even pooping just felt like, the best sensation ever? 020
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's incredibly self-absorbed of me, but the greatest tragedy of my life is that I've never ruined a man. 080
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Who wants to pay to watch me try on the new swimsuits I ordered? 170
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's common knowledge that boobs are not symmetrical (unless you pay extra) but you'll be happy to know that my nipples are also not symmetrical. One is large, loud, and proud but the lefty is a shy, introverted wallflower. 261
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Him: girl I bet that pussy tight Me: so tight :: coughs so hard my vagina expels my super tampon :: 2102
Reposted by Lucy LastnameDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I really would like to pet your wiener… dog 2915139
Reposted by Lucy LastnameStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Running around at night, hitting looksmaxxers with hammers like god intended 6547
Reposted by Lucy LastnameStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Yeah they call me the “love machine” [because I’m REALLY bad at tennis] 1447
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Haha I deleted yesterday's post outing me so now it's like I have you all trapped and no one else knows you're here, boys. 😈 340
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 25/05/2026All the cool girls post feet, this is as close as you'll get to mine. 180
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Boob guys should love plus size girls bc it's basically like the fat on the backs of my arms are just another set of boobs. 082
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Candles that smell like pussy so incels finally know what they're missing out on. 082
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 23/04/2026To the man whose face I just rode into oblivion on in my daydreams: thank you, sincerely. I needed that. 130
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 22/04/2026There's a moment every time this certain edible hits that my entire body vibrates and it's the most incredible sensation on the planet. I can't predict it, I can't replicate it, I just have to ride it. 031
Reposted by Lucy LastnameStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Jesus and one of his 12 disciples 782200226
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If you kissed me right now, you'd taste a nutty richness from sesame the earthy hint of harmless poison and a lingering bright citrus bite 020
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I found a porn clip of two guys eating the same pussy together and it's so fucking hot. 030
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I believe in enm because I've had 3 great men in my life in recent years. I think one fulfills my sexual needs & I fulfill his emotional, one fulfills my emotional & I (hope) I fulfill his sexual, & one fulfilled my intimacy needs & well, I was there. Why shouldn't we get to have it all? 010
Reposted by Lucy LastnameBi Goblin It’s Hot Outside @bigoblin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025It just seems like a waste for a woman over 40 to be dating men. Like who has the time or energy to train one when you could be alone and unbothered 4194
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Hello this was the first ever sexy pic I took. Still probably the best. 080
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 25/01/2025The best part of hooking up, is when he goes home to his wife. (Okay second best part) 040
Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/01/2025that's a beautiful jawline. know where it would look even better? buried in this fat ass and pussy 010