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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

When I see two birds flying together I always picture them arguing furiously.

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My deepest, most sincere apologies for my earlier correspondence. I mistakenly used a preposition at the end of a sentence and will be running upon my blade at approximately 5:00pm. Best.

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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

If a store ever tell you that you can't bring food in just tell em these are your service carbs.

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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Sorry I didn't call back...I forgot the call dropped... and that we were talking...and who are you again?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

*filling every waffle hole with syrup* you like that don’t you naughty girl

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/12/2024

“coward’s ratio” i whisper at 1 like and no reskeets

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

barista: what can i get you me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Get out of my face, giant glowing orb that sustains all life on my planet, I'm trying to drive

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

What is with men here sending DMs though, quit acting brand new. Men are shitlisted in 2025, it’s sex robot time

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Rebranding sweatpants as goblin pants, thoughts?

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/12/2024

[getting my ass beat in the most embarrassing way possible] oh, real mature. Very nice

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I can’t be your Daddy, I’m wearing panties.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

911: what is your emergency ME: i need a hug 911: hold please

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The cashier at the gas station tried to cover it up but I saw it. You hear me? I SAW IT.

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Something about a tomato cracker and ripped jeans pockets. Lose my number.

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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

How dare you tell me *Happy Hondadays* when you know my family celebrates *Toyotathon*?

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/12/2024

I just heard the kids from down the hall getting home from school and one of them said "last one to the door is a rotten egg" and for some reason I can't quite pin down, I'm so glad kids still say that

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

all the the end small of things titanic 🤝 rose’s by the stairs

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

One nice part about this platform is they are still working out the kinks so if a post does bad you can tell yourself it’s probably the servers. The servers are too warm and they aren’t showing your good post. Because of the heat.

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Chris Cross did, in fact, make me jump, jump.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My GF: We need to get you new clothes Me [standing there in overalls with one strap hanging down]: Why?

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Snapdragons are my favorite flower to grow. They do however produce seed pods that look like the screaming skulls of the damned.

( Not my picture) Snapdragon seed pod dried on the plant. There are five pods that resemble tiny human skulls with open mouths.

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

There are two types of people: Those who acknowledge that Batman Returns belongs on the list of greatest Christmas movies and those who aren't my friends anymore

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

No one ever rolls on the floor laughing anymore I'd bet you could probably pick up a whole fleet of roflcopters pretty cheap these days

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

ya know after stopping and dropping I think this would be a lovely place to open up shop let's shut em down ryders

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

A gentle reminder of the collective stroke we, the internet, had when this abomination reared it's oogly head over a decade ago. NEVER FORGET.

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Bisker Crispy @biskercrispy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

What? It's a typical Monday afternoon. Wailing sirens, hostile witnesses, horse pucky, workshopping jokes with the coven.

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

let's suck this morning's dick for jesus, gang

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/12/2024

[approaching the casket] omg you look so thin what’s your secret

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I’m ovulating and I need a nest to lay my eggs in

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

we should scramble more things, not just eggs bovine testicles for instance, let’s add some whimsy to the menu folks

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Unlike any of you whores I will conceive my child through the power of prayer

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

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Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

You’re laughing? There’s a gas leak in the house and you’re laughahahahhahahahahahahahajahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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