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Bexar Bandito

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tumblr AND twitter refugee now. likes ponies. pronounced "bear bandito". gahd dang it bobbeh. he/him

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10h
Nah dog. we ain't having this dog
Alexander skarsgaard wearing upsetting see through dress shoes
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 12h
why did they say 240 minutes and not 4 hours
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
in ghostbusters, the Leonardo is also the Donatello. Egon is covering two bases. Peter is the Raphael and the Michelangelo. Ray is also the Michelangelo. Winston is present.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10h
god forbid a mouse come to this place for magic
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Currently in a theater that's being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it's happened while I've been in NYC.

and then it’s just a photo of an innocent little mouse watching a movie on the big screen, the way scorsese intended.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3h
You can’t be named that man
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 5h
I ask again, why are national Dems letting Elon "quietly" fund these races? We have two test cases. 2024 when Dems didn't make his money an issue. And 2025 Wisconsin, where they did. Guess which time they won by double digits?
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Elon Musk’s America PAC Is Quietly Funding November’s Most Consequential Elections
America PAC’s approach has been unusual: for every dollar it has spent supporting GOP Senate candidates, it has spent almost three dollars attacking Democrats.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13h
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h
Dystopian. When I heard that I said wow what a beautiful word
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10h
[Ad]
Catholics believe the Eucharist contains the real [AD] presence of God, meaning it should only be handled by ordained priests or ministers
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 12h
This transphobic freak is here at @blazbaros.bsky.social if you want to block him
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broodswell.bsky.social @broodswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I knew there was something ominous about the recent "Draco Malfoid" Blazbaros pic in my DA feed but holy shit just a straight up Ilikapie moment
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 14h
pretzels should be good for you
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21h
anybody got a bomb?
 wall where suddenly a door sized pattern of bricks interrupts the wall, like a secret entrance in zelda
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16h
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 20h
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 16h
Really they can't even do the porn thing right. Since she's a symbol of the alt right they don't seem to want her doing anything "degenerate", thus most of what I've seen is just her vaguely standing around and looking mean. Utterly pointless.
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 16h
Insanely funny to put an amazingly rendered and emotionally complex picture of petra next to a drawing of malfoid that looks like the Before panel in an instant-loss porn comic
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 16h
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 19h
these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 20h
Democrats will never learn.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21h
this is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 20h
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 21h
oh good
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tamm - NEW COMIC ON ITCH RIGHT NOW @tammdraws.bsky.social · 23h
He'll say this but still post here. He hates trans people, hates anyone left of trump and believes that you're all fucking stupid for sharing his work. He only feels empowered because he has his chud brigade in his hugbox to affirm his beliefs.
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tamm - NEW COMIC ON ITCH RIGHT NOW @tammdraws.bsky.social · 23h
Btw it's andava. The guy has been a hateful piece of shit ever since I've known him. He ranted about how much he hated trans people were self inserting as his femboy OC for years. He keeps his opinions secret to take their money. He's now mad enough to say this stuff openly.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22h
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dad when there's about to be a major change in the makeup of our family
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess what I don’t get about being mad at this is unlike the South Park “both sides are bad” deal, The Onion is more like “one side is bad and the other side is bad at what they do”, which is a) true and b) what the joke here is bsky.app/profile/sjsh...
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/10/2026
gonna start doing this whenever i walk in on my friends making out
screenshot of iconoclasrs, a colorful pixel art side scroller game. character black (pale skinned woman with black hair and a black coat) standing in a doorway with her hands held up with palms out saying "Oh, no. Hedonism." to two surprised woman in living room
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bexar Bandito @bexarbandito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
y'know as much as a curse it is being from texas i'm really fucking glad that of all the texas cities i could be from, i'm from san antonio, possibly the only major city in the state that doesn't suck now that austin sucks
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven’t seen a New Yorker disappoint a San Antonio crowd like this since Jalen Brunson
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 08/10/2026
disingenuous and utterly misleading reporting by RPS here: Discord did not suffer any kind of breach this is a completely-unaffiliated-with-Discord service
Gaming chat app Discord has suffered another user data breach, with a suspected 1 million email addresses stolen alongside (potentially many more) user IDs and IP addresses. While Discord was not targeted directly, third party security service Double Counter have reported a "deliberate, multi-stage attack" wherein hackers spent nearly six hours poking around their infrastructure before the vulnerability was closed.

Double Counter essentially acts as a bouncer bot for Discord servers, promising to detect and block unsanctioned alt accounts and prevent hostile 'raids' by large groups of malicious users. While its efficacy in that mission is debated by Discord users, and the service has previously been accused of selling user data for revenue, the fact is that Double Counter can collect and store personal info of the users that visit its 'protected' servers. Info that, now, has been partly or entirely nicked by Internet miscreants.

By Double Counter’s own estimates, around 1 million user email addresses have been affected, with databases of Discord IDs, usernames, IP addresses, and even location info for up to 28 million users also "partly" copied by the hackers. Security breach trackers Have I Been Pwned further report that 275,000 of the pinched emails and usernames have since been posted publicly.
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Ryan Markel @ryanmarkel.com · 07/10/2026
Here’s a thing about LLM code generation that people haven’t mentioned much, even in theory: The thought that open source projects might either close their source or make the bar for contribution significantly higher due to the onslaught of vibe-coded submissions.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whenever someone says 'agents make me more productive' I quickly realize that I'm talking to someone who aspires to be middle management, in charge of a bunch of Digital Jenny McCarthys, and I feel like their soul must have left their body years ago and left behind an empty, joyless void.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

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The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New McDonaldland guy who smokes a lot.
Imagined face seen in an airplane cabin.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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My contribution to the Malfoid trend
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JK Rowling is in the Epstein files.
Im trans btw
please dont pirate my wizardslop!!!!!
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just learned some shocking and destabilizing information about Roy Orbison
The five musicians also bonded over a shared appreciation of the English comedy troupe Monty Python.[22] Harrison, who had worked with the members of Monty Python on various productions by his company HandMade Films since the late 1970s, particularly appreciated Orbison's gift for impersonation and his ability to recite entire sketches by the troupe.[23][24]
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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