Reposted by Bexar BanditoAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025in ghostbusters, the Leonardo is also the Donatello. Egon is covering two bases. Peter is the Raphael and the Michelangelo. Ray is also the Michelangelo. Winston is present. 39518
Reposted by Bexar Banditothe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10hgod forbid a mouse come to this place for magic 331045119
Reposted by Bexar BanditoLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3hYou can’t be named that man 1331821
Reposted by Bexar Bandito🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 5hI ask again, why are national Dems letting Elon "quietly" fund these races? We have two test cases. 2024 when Dems didn't make his money an issue. And 2025 Wisconsin, where they did. Guess which time they won by double digits?wired.comElon Musk’s America PAC Is Quietly Funding November’s Most Consequential ElectionsAmerica PAC’s approach has been unusual: for every dollar it has spent supporting GOP Senate candidates, it has spent almost three dollars attacking Democrats. 301447472
Reposted by Bexar BanditoClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13hbegging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE 03343696
Reposted by Bexar BanditoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11hDystopian. When I heard that I said wow what a beautiful word 23100056
Reposted by Bexar BanditoWootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 12hThis transphobic freak is here at @blazbaros.bsky.social if you want to block himbsky.app 911567
Reposted by Bexar Banditobroodswell.bsky.social @broodswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I knew there was something ominous about the recent "Draco Malfoid" Blazbaros pic in my DA feed but holy shit just a straight up Ilikapie moment 711058
Reposted by Bexar BanditoTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21hanybody got a bomb? 481058105
Reposted by Bexar Banditojosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16hWhy can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea 427529
Reposted by Bexar BanditoHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 20hWHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 171881447
Reposted by Bexar BanditoWootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 16hReally they can't even do the porn thing right. Since she's a symbol of the alt right they don't seem to want her doing anything "degenerate", thus most of what I've seen is just her vaguely standing around and looking mean. Utterly pointless. 5564
Reposted by Bexar BanditoWootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 16hInsanely funny to put an amazingly rendered and emotionally complex picture of petra next to a drawing of malfoid that looks like the Before panel in an instant-loss porn comic 78815
Reposted by Bexar Banditogoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 16hThe main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 271948413
Reposted by Bexar BanditoOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 19hthese people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942 4038871104
Reposted by Bexar BanditoThe Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 20hDemocrats will never learn. 532837576
Reposted by Bexar BanditoClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21hthis is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money 12555655
Reposted by Bexar BanditoJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 20hwife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice 102248260
Reposted by Bexar Banditotamm - NEW COMIC ON ITCH RIGHT NOW @tammdraws.bsky.social · 23hHe'll say this but still post here. He hates trans people, hates anyone left of trump and believes that you're all fucking stupid for sharing his work. He only feels empowered because he has his chud brigade in his hugbox to affirm his beliefs. 310320
Reposted by Bexar Banditotamm - NEW COMIC ON ITCH RIGHT NOW @tammdraws.bsky.social · 23hBtw it's andava. The guy has been a hateful piece of shit ever since I've known him. He ranted about how much he hated trans people were self inserting as his femboy OC for years. He keeps his opinions secret to take their money. He's now mad enough to say this stuff openly. 11244105
Reposted by Bexar BanditoInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22hRemember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay. 5951141368
Reposted by Bexar BanditoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22hThe Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder. 712888127
Reposted by Bexar Banditonat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026dad when there's about to be a major change in the makeup of our family 11200273
Reposted by Bexar BanditoThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I guess what I don’t get about being mad at this is unlike the South Park “both sides are bad” deal, The Onion is more like “one side is bad and the other side is bad at what they do”, which is a) true and b) what the joke here is bsky.app/profile/sjsh... 710612
Reposted by Bexar Banditohelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion 564067
Reposted by Bexar BanditoSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway 520725
Reposted by Bexar BanditoPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/10/2026gonna start doing this whenever i walk in on my friends making out 613589471
Bexar Bandito @bexarbandito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026y'know as much as a curse it is being from texas i'm really fucking glad that of all the texas cities i could be from, i'm from san antonio, possibly the only major city in the state that doesn't suck now that austin sucks 110
Reposted by Bexar BanditoEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Haven’t seen a New Yorker disappoint a San Antonio crowd like this since Jalen Brunson 3981783
Reposted by Bexar Banditoceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 402623403
Reposted by Bexar BanditoBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful 1251687154
Reposted by Bexar Banditoshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all 233409429
Reposted by Bexar BanditoX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 08/10/2026disingenuous and utterly misleading reporting by RPS here: Discord did not suffer any kind of breach this is a completely-unaffiliated-with-Discord service 121651922
Reposted by Bexar BanditoRyan Markel @ryanmarkel.com · 07/10/2026Here’s a thing about LLM code generation that people haven’t mentioned much, even in theory: The thought that open source projects might either close their source or make the bar for contribution significantly higher due to the onslaught of vibe-coded submissions. 223793
Reposted by Bexar BanditoCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whenever someone says 'agents make me more productive' I quickly realize that I'm talking to someone who aspires to be middle management, in charge of a bunch of Digital Jenny McCarthys, and I feel like their soul must have left their body years ago and left behind an empty, joyless void. 1474197
Reposted by Bexar BanditoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off] 651149
Reposted by Bexar Banditodepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026right 191065158
Reposted by Bexar BanditoKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026New McDonaldland guy who smokes a lot. 38121355
Reposted by Bexar BanditoNo Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just learned some shocking and destabilizing information about Roy Orbison 2067786
Reposted by Bexar BanditoThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison. 1531531172