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@bautanist.bsky.social
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More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter Pivo wuz here ↓ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f…

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10h
the hills have eyes but you're always looking at their boobs smdh
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 14h
After some haggling we agreed that it was probably a good time to day drink somewhere
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 15h
I think my clock is broken, it says it isn't 5 o'clock anywhere 🤨
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Common Dreams @commondreams.org · 13/10/2026
After another shooting and the raid on Ilhan Omar's home, Rep. Delia Ramirez says abolishing ICE isn't enough. She has introduced a bill to "dismantle" the entire Department of Homeland Security.
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After Raid of Ilhan Omar's Home and Latest Deadly Shooting, Delia Ramirez Plans Bill to 'Dismantle' DHS
"For 23 years, since its inception, DHS has been utilized by the government to target and persecute those they consider the public enemy," Ramirez said.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching rain through a peephole but the puddles can see the shadows of my feet, that's part of the thrill
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Bandaged Arm @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Detective shows advance the myth that a person might have the time and resources to figure something out
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sex so good you call the exorcism off
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder what would have happened if folks had taken seriously the rise in political violence and threats against women, trans, Black, and antifascist organizers and figures back when we were all getting swatted and sent photoshops of ourselves beheaded
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BMW can't have masculinity 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 fragile associated with their brand
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Tru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/10/2026
I wish size of cowboy hats was a bigger deal in Texas politics and that every time you saw a candidate they came out in a larger cowboy hat than their opponent and the size of the cowboy hats continued to grow exponentially.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
abortion implies the existence of bortion which further implies the existence of bortdays
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't tell Hallmark
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wouldn’t it be funny if you placed a small kitten atop my head right now wouldn’t that be a riot
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in retrospect, having six Thinking Croissants while i was planning what to make for lunch was counterproductive
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026
restaurant idea: icarus hot wings
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That kid looks green screened in, this can't be real, right?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong.
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In an Attenborough documentary I saw sleeper sharks down there and realized that's what I was supposed to be
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day a year we should be allowed to shine lasers at planes
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day a year we should be allowed to shine lasers at planes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we combine water treatment facilities with data centers? Can they evaporate my pee away? Please?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable,” I say, breaking the karmic cycle of rebirth
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have never seen a rock squirrel in this tree before. Saw him out the window and briefly thought Greg had been in some kind of accident.
Rock squirrel that’s black on top, pale around the eyes, and has kind of a speckled gray bottom half.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You wouldn't know my girlfriend. She goes to a different end stage capitalism.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting to suspect that, in a past life, I may have been a real dillhole
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
this is a bit of an obsession of mine especially here in charlottesville. the cost of commercial real estate is prohibitive if you want to experiment and the city seems categorically opposed to small lots and small units that could allow people to start businesses without a huge capital investment
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please, only my school teachers called me Mountain Everest
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please, only my school teachers called me Mountain Everest
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On a scale of one to ten, what the hell is going on?
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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
awfully nice of barbers not to cut our ears off.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I am accidentally wearing my "only talk to me if you have weird shit to say about everything" pants again.
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry, that was my pants talking
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I take this to mean you're open to talking about pants messages!!
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you just want a chance to say words out loud, don't talk to the dark because it isn't afraid to listen.
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's exactly what it says on the packaging
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