Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hallowed be thy ween 56918
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism 14532157
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Open carrying a dildo. 2921363
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026doordashing a lobotomy 15620
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[watching a train go by] "That tracks." 0619
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 05/10/2026i should just move to the bayou and let the leeches heal my ailments 2257
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I spied Goody Proctor burying her pizza crusts in the marsh under the light of the full moon past 0103
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My skeets have no nutritional value. 912849
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026get in loser, we're going lurking 29837
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026face down ass up, that’s the way i find the clovers of luck 15124
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reverse cowgirl cuz keeping an eye out for the plague 0165
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lost river gorge, on a Monday in October absolutely stunning. Leave me here to sleep in the #moss 010
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.social👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Doing a line of hope, just to get by 109940
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.social✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026liberty biberty killed my whole family 1522643
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Does any other human feel like they did it wrong? Like all of it, the whole thing. 😔 3114
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap. 413271
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will be spending the winter in the mountains. See you in the spring. 020
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.social𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs 622460
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Post Toke Deep Thoughts 💭 Genuine question: why do some people leave the house multiple times a day, like 3+? My neighbors drive by so many times back and forth. What is it that you’re doing? It’s not bothersome. I guess I’m super boring? Everyone’s super busy out there 😆 010
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Omfg, the AI commercials… absolutely insane. My jaw is on the floor. 010
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me. 214363
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Returning to Whiterun apparently this guy had a horrible day 000
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026me: *trying to fall asleep* my brain: shouldn’t the singular of dice be douse 813842
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Go to the job interview & bring the laundry fresh from the dryer & just start folding it during the interview. Multitasking. Focused. Then fold the fitted sheet at the end and ask if the interviewer has any questions. Power move. 031
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview 1382854335
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 24/09/202615 mins just around the yard, one loved it the other not so much. Ginger boi immediately went to stress eat so I gave him a lil pumpkin purée, he’s good now. Found some stress nugs in the stroller. I may just have my calico companion to wander with next time. 000
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Put a cat stroller together, getting ready with coffee & pipe weed to take my two fuzz balls out for a morning stroll. I lost both elderly dogs w/ the past 7 months so I gotta get out there… 030
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's been two years since someone asked me to take it down a notch, I'm thinking about taking it up again 313740
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who wants to sync cycles and take over the world? 021
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My lore? I got beaver fever drinking creek water in my youth. That’s what happened. 020
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Millennial seeking millennial. Who wants to hang out in the sandpits? 020
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The closest action I’ve gotten any time recently was washing my lunch cucumber. Even that was disappointing. 020
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Does anyone want to go build a fort in the woods? 1227
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sorry to hear about your various afflictions, bro 38221
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This fkn guy pulls (crawls) out in front of me. Beeped at him & yelled at him to “pull out faster next time!” He retorted back “I got kids in the car, chill”, to which I yelled back “you wouldn’t have to worry about them if you pulled out faster”! 120
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just caught myself trying to switch my tv input to my ps3 so I can wander Tamriel, but I was holding the ps controller. This went on for a solid minute with some confusion. Happy Saturday, friends ✌️ 💗 🍃 010
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that? 513749
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes 23496139
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Never, ever forget the three most important words ever spake: I’d do me 410941
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026getting vaccines on the same day as my dog so our autism develops together 1237441
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out 426372
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does beastiality include furries? 000
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have recently experienced human euthanasia with both of my elderly pups. I am currently experiencing my dad go through Parkinson’s & dementia. When he says he wants to “go to heaven” & “I’ll be going soon” breaks me. Idk what to say. He’s exhausted in his body & taking meds like I saw in the dogs 120
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026so far gone my straight jacket is varsity 59539
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With all these regulation rollbacks why don’t we just ignore them? We all know better so how about just not? Not comply. Idk, just thinking logically here. 010
banana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lip havers, do you also dry your lips individually after washing? 000
Reposted by @banana-vandal.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Life Alert should make the sound of Sonic losing his rings when someone falls 320767
