Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 03/12/2025just recently put my phone in grayscale so sometimes I forget and then I’m watching a video going “black & white was a weird choice for this” 010
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 28/10/2025didn’t see anything in peoples’ front yards for Halloween on my walk, unless you count the mattress out by the curb and say the theme is “bedbugs.” then it becomes a very scary decoration 010
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 27/03/2025fell off a horse for the first time yesterday (he tripped and fell, so I fell off) 040
Reposted by OliviaMark @cdi.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I just said “working yard or yardly working?” in response to my wife’s question about doing yard work and I think we might be divorced now. 52765
Reposted by OliviaBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me. 605778670
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 01/01/2025happy new year, I posted this yesterday and one of my friends said “is this supposed to be a thirst trap 😭” and “😭😭😭 and are those bangs” so I guess their resolution is to keep me humble 130
Reposted by OliviaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/12/2024She parum on my pumpum til I pum. 719766
Reposted by OliviaJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/12/2024You had me at hello. Of course, you immediately lost me the moment you said something else. But at hello, you really had me. 823344
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 22/12/2024we hooked up once, never saw or spoke to each other again. today he added me on snapchat and has looked at the story I posted in a cute outfit 3 times in the last 2 hours lmao 191
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Expedition X: New Horizons you can invite cryptids to live on/possess/haunt your island 031
Reposted by OliviaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Might just fuck around and eat you up, I love you so. 812334
Reposted by Oliviacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/12/2024it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican 473055476
Reposted by Oliviajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped 221902357
Reposted by OliviaKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/12/2024they’re so mad he showed people how easy it was that they gotta drum up the police state theater 1788489
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 14/12/2024a guy just told me I “used to be sexier” so keep an eye out for my mugshot after I murder him, I’ll try to look sexy in it 000
Reposted by OliviaNice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Me: this horse was a gift Veterinary Dentist: I’m sorry, I can’t help you 4321
Reposted by OliviaThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024hear me out conversion therapy so I can settle down with a woman 3295
Reposted by Oliviasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024instead of hearts bsky should have a horse counting out our likes 1024542
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Belle got 4 teeth pulled today, she’s really leaning in to the whole “living in Alabama” thing 030
Reposted by OliviaArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto 342960503
Reposted by Oliviasoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024police: come out with your hands up unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌 183549302
Reposted by Oliviajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024even if he's a bit cringe i'm still on his side here to be clear 521975103
Reposted by OliviaBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman in a white lace top is holding a clear bottle of waterALT: a woman in a white lace top is holding a clear bottle of water 81586
Reposted by Oliviatweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 09/12/202416 eggs, 16tbsp sugar, gallon of milk (sub a pint or so for cream), bottle of this, half bottle of makers and a cup of cognac and bob’s your ol’ uncle egg nog 3193
Olivia @awliv.bsky.social · 09/12/2024just sent a video w an inbred animal to someone of the same name w the message “I know a guy named that should I send him this video” BY ACCIDENT. I had second thoughts cause idk him that well n sent that message to my friend but forgot to unselect the guy and he saw it 😭 010
Reposted by OliviaRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/12/2024[at a racetrack] DATE: Which horse are you betting on? ME: I don't have a horse in this race DATE: That's fair ANNOUNCER: [over speakers] Wow, folks, it looks like a large raccoon has just rolled onto the track 13939138
Reposted by Oliviapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect! 552862254
Reposted by Oliviasky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 08/12/2024*brain waking up* oh god please not again I can’t keep existing in this reality *brain 20 minutes later* I’ve invented a fish breakfast cereal called Carp’n Crunch 1136243
Reposted by Oliviazupa grochowa @grochowa.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Kenneth looks up quizzically from a backpack he just unzipped in Tracy Jordan’s dressing room, a few bundles of Monopoly money fall out 1141
Reposted by Olivialauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/12/2024i love telling a bozo to get real 31122985
Reposted by OliviaDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Always a Rubbermaid, never a rubber. 116139
Reposted by Oliviawint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said, 313472597589
Reposted by OliviaJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/12/2024Frankly, the biggest challenge in catching the CEO shooter is that the cost of stitches dramatically outweighs the reward for snitching. 1471875
Reposted by OliviaCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/12/2024there's an account on twitter that people are always getting mad at and I finally saw their bio and brother, they are 22 years old. why are you willfully engaging with the opinions of a 22-year-old you don't like lmao. are you a shift manager? do you think you're at thanksgiving? 1133816
Reposted by Olivialauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/12/2024building up a layer of seasoning on a pan is the closest real life ever gets to leveling up a good video game sword 614288238
Reposted by OliviaBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Can I say something without everyone getting mad? 241306
Reposted by OliviaKenzi @kenzianidiot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024nice try but you KNOW these bad boys have a one-way ticket to Ear City 81497
