Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/07/2026guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!! 31164
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 02/06/2026I mean that’s arguably worse given her obscene (and fairly recent) history of capitulation to the GOP and wildly successful attacks focused around crushing progressive candidates. Stop lionizing Nancy Pelosi, she is very very bad! 21428
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/05/2026bro they just raised my rent $300, which is exactly one dollar lower than the Good Cause Law limit, but still jesus christ Zohran my man HELP ME 31102
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 14/04/2026It’s just crazy that there is a massive segment of the world population that can look at a picture like this and not have a visceral negative reaction to these two terrifying ghouls. Like, politics is politics but these guys just literally look evil on a primordial level. 51305
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/04/2026Why the fuck is Ralph Nader the person they had drafting the impeachment like what are we even doing here? 1512
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/03/2026hey you know the absolute *second* he dies, vance will make the treasury put him on the $100, like no question that’s going to happen and there’s nothing we can do about it 7886
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 22/03/2026flying out of La Guardia at 6am and this is the craziest line I’ve ever seen for TSA in my life - I expected it to be bad but this is hard to fathom, this is like a 2-3 hour line and of course for some reason my ticket doesn’t show my precheck, but whatever that line is psychotic too 2792
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026my favorite part of democracy is when 25% of the votes are predetermined by the co-chair of one of the two candidates!! 91186
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026I just genuinely don’t know how to get through to these people 4730
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026it’s mind boggling that “Bernie couldn’t have won due to not being more like Hillary and Kamala” is the dominant belief among libs and yet BOTH HILLARY AND KAMALA *ACTUALLY* LOST IN REAL LIFE 1121412
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/03/2026kind of messed up that the only reason this random girl is famous is because her grandpa is a pedophile :/ 3832
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/03/2026Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to “Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊ 515810
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/03/2026Anyone saying Talarico will pull a Fetterman is just being lazy, let’s have fun with it, say he’s gonna pull a Dahmer or a bin Laden! 5373
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/12/2025F U C K I S R A E L ｡ ･ ｡°*. ｡*･ 044348
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/03/2026New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up! Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel? 2006 babies, you’re up! youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...youtube.comAre You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?YouTube video by good morning, bad news 1132
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/03/2026New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up! Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel? 2006 babies, you’re up! youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...youtube.comAre You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?YouTube video by good morning, bad news 1132
Reposted by Jules Suzdaltsevgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer 241506222
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/02/2026maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago 3521
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 26/02/2026Not trying to pick a fight but what could you possibly mean by “block this rotten deal”?!? There’s this insane rhetorical theme where people will rightly state the horrors ahead of us, and then cap it with a call to action that we all know is impossible. Who are you calling on to block it?? 6869
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 19/02/2026Insanely, Dershowitz just proudly announced that if Epstein was a Mossad spy, he would have gotten him off scott-free for pedophilia. These people have the worst brain-poisoning we’ve seen in history I think. youtube.com/shorts/MTMSa...youtube.comIf Epstein Was Israeli Spy He'd "Get Out of Jail Free" for Child Trafficking Crimes, Says His LawyerYouTube video by good morning, bad news 3523
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 19/02/2026so funny how frequent this theme has become, some MAGA loser gets violent with middle schoolers protesting ICE and gets either beaten up or arrested (usually both!) beautiful, keep ‘em coming youtube.com/shorts/R93-k...youtube.comFort Worth Man Pulls Gun On Kids Protesting ICE, Gets ArrestedYouTube video by good morning, bad news 2454
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/02/2026I am such a dumb asshole, I was waiting for a super important call that I didn’t want to be disturbed from, so I preemptively set my phone to Do-Not-Disturb. Obviously, missed the call, as my phone didn’t ring. Because of Do-Not-Disturb. Man… 2441
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/02/2026this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025 while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani 434349
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/02/2026trying to fight a bunch of middle-schoolers at the big age of 36 is truly humiliating, especially when you immediately run to the cops to cry about it after FAFO for thee but not FAFO for me… youtube.com/shorts/W-5L9...youtube.com36-year-old MAGA Mom Harasses & Attacks Anti-ICE Teen ProtestersYouTube video by good morning, bad news 1711916
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/02/2026these people are truly vile scum ICE agents posed as women whose car broke down and begged a dad for help through the door; and when he came out, the goon squad rolled up to tackle and kidnap him. sickening to prey *specifically* on a dad doing a good deed youtube.com/shorts/1t6R0...youtube.comICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps!YouTube video by good morning, bad news 416727
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/02/2026these people are truly vile scum ICE agents posed as women whose car broke down and begged a dad for help through the door; and when he came out, the goon squad rolled up to tackle and kidnap him. sickening to prey *specifically* on a dad doing a good deed youtube.com/shorts/1t6R0...youtube.comICE Agents Pose As Women In Distress to Arrest Good Dad Who Helps!YouTube video by good morning, bad news 416727
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 11/02/2026normal behavior in this country to threaten to kill a teenager with his hands on the steering wheel for asking why he’s being pulled over youtube.com/shorts/eju7r...youtube.com"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice ProtestYouTube video by good morning, bad news 10465175
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 11/02/2026normal behavior in this country to threaten to kill a teenager with his hands on the steering wheel for asking why he’s being pulled over youtube.com/shorts/eju7r...youtube.com"I Will F--ing Kill You" Cops Rip Teens Out Of Car After Anti-Ice ProtestYouTube video by good morning, bad news 10465175
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 11/02/2026my mom has been keeping busy this winter making psychotic necklaces I love her so much 81635
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/02/2026look at this old as hell grandpa on the ICE front lines, go to bed dude, pet a dog, wait for your grandkids to never call youtube.com/shorts/x-XQn...youtube.comAnti-ICE Protestors Shame Elderly ICE Officer Over Brutal Concentration CampsYouTube video by good morning, bad news 1405
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/02/2026Ugh! Was just having an imaginary argument with Chuck Schumer that was so heated I started my Nespresso machine and forgot to put a cup in and now there’s Nespresso all over my counter! Resign, bitch!!! 3853
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/02/2026the superbowl is just a distraction from the Epstein files 412616
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026Was watching that video of some millennial congresswoman talking about how everyone in Congress forms little cliques in the lunchroom, and I’m like - I would IMMEDIATELY vote for anyone large and intimidating who promises physically bully these weak cowards into submission in the cafeteria. 11279
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/02/2026The old bit about how all rappers want to play ball and all players want to rap but now all posters think they should be politicians and all politicians just want to post. 631547
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026libs are writing fan fiction about cops fighting against ICE agents like are you truly that fucking stupid 41127
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026they ripped an Iranian doctor out of his car, smashing his window in, with a baby in the backseat in front of a preschool married to a U.S. citizen, effectively a legal citizen waiting for the slow cogs of government to finish processing a foregone conclusion kidnapped youtube.com/shorts/Qh2e4...youtube.comICE Agents Smash In Car With Baby In Backseat In Front Of Preschool!YouTube video by good morning, bad news 05111
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026do you guys remember that psychotic thread around inauguration saying Biden should resign so Kamala can be president for one day to screw up Trump’s merch & some other weird lib fantasy shit? who was that? can’t find it now 3992
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026Deeply refreshing, but also deeply maddening to compare this obvious and rational position to Schumer’s brand of “They can wear masks when they kill you, but only if they have a good reason!” 1947
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 06/02/2026wouldn’t it be funny to get hit by a car at the abbey road crossing lol 9431
