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Little Kat

@awkwardwit.bsky.social
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The Last Newfangled Direction, a way so westernmost that the Ouroboros Kid eats his own sunset while omnirising after his own son of a bitch, the fastest omnidraw in omnipresence
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
today I thought about putting the car in reverse and going really fast just in case Satan was behind me
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
at my local supermarket if Come On Eileen is playing while you’re in aisle four around the organic beans, a worm hole opens up and you get to do your prom all over again but only once so get it right this time
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I know a bench to sit and yearn hate to see me coming
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
skeet so bad you find out who your friends are
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
i know a thing or two about ignoring red flags
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wow. 4 p.m. Bedtime already.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Please please pro-tip me now. Ok. If you play Duran Duran Side Project Simulator on Roblox you might level up faster if you choose the Power Station route but if you go Arcadia the kids will mad respect you
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11/03/2025
Sometimes I post skeets just to delete them
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
in my next life i hope i come back as a sexy chicken, like way too hot to eat
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
do not approach the leggy pink guy selling bonds in a trench coat that’s a flimflamingo
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I always ask them not to cut the pizza so I can just eat it like a big cookie
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Absynth Lover @absynthlover.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
At my age, a ménage á trois is just me a sheet cake and a fork.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oh sure, you don't think about swallowing worms when you eat fettuccine, that's cool. Put some Alfredo on that hashtag blessed personality
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I think the point is to be inquisitive
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I am the lyre playing in the back of your mind the sun glint off your golden hair inside your memory unaware I am the loud laugh
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
whisper sweet nothings to me in your computer voice
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
on mondays I reply to everything everyone says by shaking my head ruefully and saying what a world
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If eyes are the windows to the soul, yours need de-icing
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm awake, but at what cost?
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Sad Magazine's Cry vs Cry always did a number on me, so double sad, but when the emotional world began to uncomic its exaggeration I found a mad world where they were always blowing each other up and I never turned back, not even to that last page when folded just holds you
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I take no credit for the posts on this account as they're actually all written by U2s The Edge.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/03/2025
replying "moist likely" to all inquiries until I am bludgeoned to death
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Your outie understands this reference.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/03/2025
making my extreme humility obvious by wearing my most faded jorts to church
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cher: Do you believe in life after love? Me: Bitch, I don't even believe in life after lunch, let alone.
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Today's Tarot Card: Everything is still epically fucking stupid.
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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Can't. Spending the day at my parents changing all their analog clocks.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Present me will always want to slap past me in the back of the head. Future me won't be any different.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bro I been fucking around and finding out since before it even had a name
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Another day, another big yay happy super fun time
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/03/2025
dude that wasn’t very bro of you
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If everything evolves into an air fryer then why is that campfire walking into the sea unstoppable
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Time Travel Rest Stop. We all try to sing it but nothing happens. We turn it into a prayer an incantation a movie a musical but nothing happens. It's almost like we developed a sequence for success that is not based on anything real with a pot to piss in and stretch our loops.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
You dirty damn eyebrow raising skeptical cynics are never gonna believe this but I just got an unbelievablyborne illness and still had the lens cap on my doctor
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
sometimes i cry about how i'm going thru a breakup while listening to a song that was our song, but i'm not and it wasn't, the music just sounded like that
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
i twirled to slide off a globe that kept spinning while you pointed at the spot under a microscope i was a treasure you couldn't measure you drew an x on a memory of a clock face where i'm not sorry i've fallen out of reach in time but the rhythm and I were never a thing you could keep a finger on
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
slamming doors is for cowards. challenge me to a duel at high noon or write a strongly worded letter with a quill ffs
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
She let me hit because I could explain how to play minesweeper.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’ll sleep when I’m dead. Also until then sounds nice.
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