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Bog Fancy

@apparent-radiant.bsky.social
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Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 out now! PG18 Banner art by Paul Lyons 🛒 bogfancy.bigcartel.com 📚 bogfancy.com

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"step into my labyrinth" i say before making you learn about my desktop folder system
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your tax dollars at play.
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brits, are there other wets besides pea wet? Is there cabbage wet? Is there meat wet?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On windy days like this, I turn my ample jowls to the wind and beat a course for the Spice Islands to pick up some nutmeg
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU DEW The naturally filtered beverage for men, by men. When traditional hydration is contaminated by feminizing hormones, who dew you turn to? You turn to you. Anytime you get the thirst, piss into this handsome stainless steel tumbler for an artisnal quaff that's all man, all you. YOU DEW
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About me: Independent. Energetic. Can be very flirty! Beautiful compound eyes. All natural. No fillers ever on any of my chitinous mouth parts or secondary genital lobes.
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somewhere out there is a planet of bipedal lactose-tolerant turtles
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Specialist Ghost Interviews #37, Carl "I haunt turds. Right now I got Jayden. He's 13. I mess with him anytime he's being a little shit. He's afraid of single socks. Who the hell knows. I leave them around, lay one on his face while he sleeps. Before you judge, I always examine the home life first"
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Bet you wouldn't talk so tough if you knew my father was a Wishing Well
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I'm horny for fall!" The man slams his fist on the counter of the 4th most profitable Dunkins in Lynn. Barbara nods solemnly. She pumps the syrup dispenser six times. She always gives in. One day this guy is gonna kill someone.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/09/2026
It’s the first day of autumn! Remember to switch from regular depression back to seasonal depression!
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dabbing gasoline on my wrists so I'll smell like a rich man
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Close harmony sung by families that grow up singing together can be unmatched in terms of unity, blend, and an almost telepathic level of coordination.
youtu.be
Kelly Family - Pee Pee
YouTube video by Stefanie Kelly
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Came to tiktok for the hot takes, stayed for the Satie. Everyone ranting and shouting over the dulcet tones Trois Gymnopédies. Why are the kids riding Eric so hard?
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would never join an AI death cult polycule, but it still hurts I wasn't asked
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14/09/2026
blood type? no, my blood doesn’t do office tasks do you hear yourself
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You there, boy! Your soul, the manticore of it, is it nourished? No? Then prepare to taste my blade.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ordered room service and it turns out it’s food.
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Server: Happy anniversary! What's your secret? Me: We're both embarrassing goblins.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps insisting on tasting my humors
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The stories in this book I’m reading keep getting shorter & shorter. The last story was just a handful of detached serifs scattered across the page—the stories that come later involve actively forgetting the ones that came before.
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yankee Candle after dark: Merlot and Leather Spiced Pear Spermicide Office Supply Closet Caught Cheating on the Jumbotron Open Mic Flop Sweat
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mascots make it just adorable to support something so I hired a fuzzy little system I can depend on to move it along in times of feeling, say hello to Conveyor Felt
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hang a boot in a tree and after the kindly owls fill it with pellets, put it under your bed and it will smell bad for months 💫✅
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the rumpus room giving birth to wet men
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orcus @goblin.news · 12/09/2026
you ever look at that moon up there and think how it looks like a clouded eye and wonder: what happens when the other one finally opens up in the black of space?
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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I refer to all animals I see as "that guuy"
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Portland, ME! Your best bog pals will be at the Maine Book and Print Fair at Thompson's Point all weekend! www.themainebookfest.com
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The Maine Book & Print Collective
A local nonprofit (501(c)3 status pending) supporting education and literacy in Maine through our annual Maine Book & Print Fest, annual book & art awards, and more projects!
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Biblically accurate GPS: Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, this is the way, your destination is on the right. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left, after the traffic light.
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/09/2026
This is a ways off so rest assured I’ll pump it again but I just played at one of these and will play at this one and it is SUCH a Bluesky time, people (me, I people) playing super weird music behind people reading super weird and funny and good fiction, mark your calendars
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 06/09/2026
lizard is short for Elizardbeth
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All the world's a mind, and all the men and women merely flayers
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You ever notice how it takes all day and night just to live?
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Save the rubber bands that come with your produce. Casually leave them out on your counter when you have guests over. When they marvel at your collection, try to accept their compliments with humility.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Renouncing satin
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you don't love me enough to take me to Pipi Kaka Land to ride the turd sluice, I don't want it karls.de/erlebnisse/p...
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PipiKakaLand
Hast du dich jemals gefragt, wohin Pipi und Kacki nach dem Spülen verschwinden? Wir haben die Antwort! In Karls Erlebnis-Dorf in Loxstedt erwartet dich eine Welt, die diese Frage mit einem lauten Lach...
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Essential Massachusetts bumper sticker: 🌸🦋Go ahead and... Honk yourself to death! 💐💖
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I asked the librarian if she had any books about paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
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orcus @goblin.news · 31/08/2026
Quiet! Your ruckus will draw a pickle fae, and their toll is most sour!
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please, call me Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur Sr. was my father.
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Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pheromonemaxxing by drinking my own urine that has first passed through the excretory system of an Asian palm civet in order to simultaneously luxurymaxx. Doublemaxxing is called Alphamogging which in itself is autological and therefore peak jinx dominant.
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