Reposted by Bog FancyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16hYeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things 07048
Reposted by Bog FancyOld Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"step into my labyrinth" i say before making you learn about my desktop folder system 0311
Reposted by Bog Fancychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99. 210539
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brits, are there other wets besides pea wet? Is there cabbage wet? Is there meat wet? 122
Reposted by Bog FancySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On windy days like this, I turn my ample jowls to the wind and beat a course for the Spice Islands to pick up some nutmeg 911641
Reposted by Bog FancyCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105182085
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026YOU DEW The naturally filtered beverage for men, by men. When traditional hydration is contaminated by feminizing hormones, who dew you turn to? You turn to you. Anytime you get the thirst, piss into this handsome stainless steel tumbler for an artisnal quaff that's all man, all you. YOU DEW 032
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026About me: Independent. Energetic. Can be very flirty! Beautiful compound eyes. All natural. No fillers ever on any of my chitinous mouth parts or secondary genital lobes. 164
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somewhere out there is a planet of bipedal lactose-tolerant turtles 041
Reposted by Bog FancyMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever 411337
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Specialist Ghost Interviews #37, Carl "I haunt turds. Right now I got Jayden. He's 13. I mess with him anytime he's being a little shit. He's afraid of single socks. Who the hell knows. I leave them around, lay one on his face while he sleeps. Before you judge, I always examine the home life first" 031
Reposted by Bog FancyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Bet you wouldn't talk so tough if you knew my father was a Wishing Well 01411
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I'm horny for fall!" The man slams his fist on the counter of the 4th most profitable Dunkins in Lynn. Barbara nods solemnly. She pumps the syrup dispenser six times. She always gives in. One day this guy is gonna kill someone. 0185
Reposted by Bog FancyD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/09/2026It’s the first day of autumn! Remember to switch from regular depression back to seasonal depression! 17829
Reposted by Bog Fancymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH" 1133167
Reposted by Bog FancyWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dabbing gasoline on my wrists so I'll smell like a rich man 210130
Reposted by Bog FancyGustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Close harmony sung by families that grow up singing together can be unmatched in terms of unity, blend, and an almost telepathic level of coordination.youtu.beKelly Family - Pee PeeYouTube video by Stefanie Kelly 396
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Came to tiktok for the hot takes, stayed for the Satie. Everyone ranting and shouting over the dulcet tones Trois Gymnopédies. Why are the kids riding Eric so hard? 130
Reposted by Bog FancySwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would never join an AI death cult polycule, but it still hurts I wasn't asked 0298
Reposted by Bog FancyfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14/09/2026blood type? no, my blood doesn’t do office tasks do you hear yourself 07522
Reposted by Bog FancyHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You there, boy! Your soul, the manticore of it, is it nourished? No? Then prepare to taste my blade. 092
Reposted by Bog FancyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ordered room service and it turns out it’s food. 515349
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Server: Happy anniversary! What's your secret? Me: We're both embarrassing goblins. 072
Reposted by Bog Fancy𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps insisting on tasting my humors 27822
Reposted by Bog FancyDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The stories in this book I’m reading keep getting shorter & shorter. The last story was just a handful of detached serifs scattered across the page—the stories that come later involve actively forgetting the ones that came before. 12511
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yankee Candle after dark: Merlot and Leather Spiced Pear Spermicide Office Supply Closet Caught Cheating on the Jumbotron Open Mic Flop Sweat 052
Reposted by Bog FancyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mascots make it just adorable to support something so I hired a fuzzy little system I can depend on to move it along in times of feeling, say hello to Conveyor Felt 38148
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hang a boot in a tree and after the kindly owls fill it with pellets, put it under your bed and it will smell bad for months 💫✅ 042
Reposted by Bog FancyHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the rumpus room giving birth to wet men 051
Reposted by Bog Fancyorcus @goblin.news · 12/09/2026you ever look at that moon up there and think how it looks like a clouded eye and wonder: what happens when the other one finally opens up in the black of space? 2275
Reposted by Bog FancyVeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I refer to all animals I see as "that guuy" 021
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Portland, ME! Your best bog pals will be at the Maine Book and Print Fair at Thompson's Point all weekend! www.themainebookfest.comthemainebookfest.comThe Maine Book & Print CollectiveA local nonprofit (501(c)3 status pending) supporting education and literacy in Maine through our annual Maine Book & Print Fest, annual book & art awards, and more projects! 032
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Biblically accurate GPS: Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, this is the way, your destination is on the right. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left, after the traffic light. 141
Reposted by Bog Fancytweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/09/2026This is a ways off so rest assured I’ll pump it again but I just played at one of these and will play at this one and it is SUCH a Bluesky time, people (me, I people) playing super weird music behind people reading super weird and funny and good fiction, mark your calendars 071
Reposted by Bog Fancydawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 06/09/2026lizard is short for Elizardbeth 723450
Reposted by Bog FancyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All the world's a mind, and all the men and women merely flayers 0217
Reposted by Bog FancySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You ever notice how it takes all day and night just to live? 010839
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Save the rubber bands that come with your produce. Casually leave them out on your counter when you have guests over. When they marvel at your collection, try to accept their compliments with humility. 073
Reposted by Bog Fancycrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies. 1223798
Reposted by Bog FancyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Renouncing satin 87428
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you don't love me enough to take me to Pipi Kaka Land to ride the turd sluice, I don't want it karls.de/erlebnisse/p...karls.dePipiKakaLandHast du dich jemals gefragt, wohin Pipi und Kacki nach dem Spülen verschwinden? Wir haben die Antwort! In Karls Erlebnis-Dorf in Loxstedt erwartet dich eine Welt, die diese Frage mit einem lauten Lach... 010
Reposted by Bog Fancy𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮 631890
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Essential Massachusetts bumper sticker: 🌸🦋Go ahead and... Honk yourself to death! 💐💖 021
Reposted by Bog Fancykorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I asked the librarian if she had any books about paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” 315448
Reposted by Bog Fancyorcus @goblin.news · 31/08/2026Quiet! Your ruckus will draw a pickle fae, and their toll is most sour! 2328
Reposted by Bog FancyGhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Please, call me Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur Sr. was my father. 25114
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Pheromonemaxxing by drinking my own urine that has first passed through the excretory system of an Asian palm civet in order to simultaneously luxurymaxx. Doublemaxxing is called Alphamogging which in itself is autological and therefore peak jinx dominant. 0105