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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌. 𝘚𝘐𝘡𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘊𝘖𝘞. 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘙𝘜𝘋𝘌. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘕. 𝘛𝘖𝘖 𝘉𝘐𝘎 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘜𝘗𝘛. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘌𝘒𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘚, 𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘜𝘗𝘗𝘌𝘋 "traditional desert poem", unknown

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In the heyday of Opus Dei, the Opus heydei as it were, the ....

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I get wanting to have a translation of the Bible that speaks to modern readers, but changing "blessed" to "based" in the beatitudes seems like it's going a bit far.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There should be an app where you enter the high school you went to and what year you graduated, and it'll tell you who in your class became cops.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Check out the new cover from my Electro-Country band, Nasty Ranch. "Choosin Texas (Debbie Does Dallas mix)"

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New report of rogue AIs choosin Texas

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one time my grandma used an american express traveler’s check to buy a live bald eagle from sears.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think you misunderstood me, I trade cum oddities.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Making soup out of all these thoughts and prayers

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are two types of people in the world: people who eat paste and people who sniff glue.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if there's a divide in the arson community between those who do it for insurance fraud and shit vs the ones who do it for the love of the game

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Used to be we were all watching the same teevee. Now each of us got our own teevee to watch what we want, it ain't the same.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In early drafts of LotR, he was called Gandalf the Gary. There is a lost chapter where he dines with Robert the Bruce at Ruth's Chris steakhouse.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my "every single light is the moon" mentality has produced mixed results for me as a moth

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a time to be a semi-sentient meat sack hurling through space.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A variation of the children's game called Buck, Buck, Bruce.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People find me approachable because I have no interiority. There's nothing going on behind my eyes and they love it. My dispassionate mechanical performance of human behavior is soothing and reassuring.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You wonder why those guys are going that way and there's the Mystery.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is there anything better than seeing wave after wave after wave of crows flying overhead?

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With all the movies based on IP that doesn't have enough lore to sustain an actual plot, I'm surprised they haven't made an After Dark movie. People would shell out $25 to see those flying toasters.

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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My job is to sit down and enter "Now?" into a computer terminal, which randomly responds "No" or "Yes". I repeat this task for nine hours a day, and twice a month they pay me for the number of Yeses I got. I am quite skilled at this and often speak at professional seminars. Lately I've been very sad

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I never really got the concept of "frenemy" until this raccoon started trying to get in the cat door to eat their food.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don't need food. I can survive on a diet of pure nonsense.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Clearly the solution to all of this is to build Woke Terminator.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you look closely you can spot little tears and open seams in the fabric of space-time where you can toss an old banana peel or unpaid bill.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Animal facts: 1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals 2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs 3. Many creatures are also animals

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why would I kill them with kindness when violence is an option

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I was watching Batman when it got me: the character names aren't literal enough," the guy who invented He Man, probably.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of the funniest things I've ever experienced was on a plane coming in for a very rough landing, everyone's white knuckling it, and maybe twenty feet above the runway some kid screams "we're all gonna die!!"

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026