Reposted by Bog FancyBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I found a nice hole in the ground for us to lie down in. The cool kids are calling it a grave. 05918
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My kid says I look like "a fancy grey rat, like the most expensive one in the pet store" 💅 0114
Reposted by Bog FancySiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can perform the national anthem with just the whooshing sounds of my kicks and punches. 45928
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My yearly visit to the Country Kitchen Cenobites of Drumlin Farm 052
Reposted by Bog FancyGustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026GUESS WHAT #synthsky? On Halloween Eve Eve (two days before the big day) @apparent-radiant.bsky.social is teaming up with improv electronic artists and synth doom bands to bring you an evening of creep-ass readings set to creep-ass music... 242
Reposted by Bog FancyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things 09963
Reposted by Bog Fancy🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"step into my labyrinth" i say before making you learn about my desktop folder system 0311
Reposted by Bog Fancychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99. 210640
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brits, are there other wets besides pea wet? Is there cabbage wet? Is there meat wet? 122
Reposted by Bog FancySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On windy days like this, I turn my ample jowls to the wind and beat a course for the Spice Islands to pick up some nutmeg 1011742
Reposted by Bog FancyCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105462100
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026YOU DEW The naturally filtered beverage for men, by men. When traditional hydration is contaminated by feminizing hormones, who dew you turn to? You turn to you. Anytime you get the thirst, piss into this handsome stainless steel tumbler for an artisnal quaff that's all man, all you. YOU DEW 032
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026About me: Independent. Energetic. Can be very flirty! Beautiful compound eyes. All natural. No fillers ever on any of my chitinous mouth parts or secondary genital lobes. 164
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somewhere out there is a planet of bipedal lactose-tolerant turtles 041
Reposted by Bog FancyMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever 411337
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Specialist Ghost Interviews #37, Carl "I haunt turds. Right now I got Jayden. He's 13. I mess with him anytime he's being a little shit. He's afraid of single socks. Who the hell knows. I leave them around, lay one on his face while he sleeps. Before you judge, I always examine the home life first" 031
Reposted by Bog FancyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Bet you wouldn't talk so tough if you knew my father was a Wishing Well 01411
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I'm horny for fall!" The man slams his fist on the counter of the 4th most profitable Dunkins in Lynn. Barbara nods solemnly. She pumps the syrup dispenser six times. She always gives in. One day this guy is gonna kill someone. 0185
Reposted by Bog FancyD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/09/2026It’s the first day of autumn! Remember to switch from regular depression back to seasonal depression! 17829
Reposted by Bog Fancymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH" 1133268
Reposted by Bog Fancy† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dabbing gasoline on my wrists so I'll smell like a rich man 210130
Reposted by Bog FancyGustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Close harmony sung by families that grow up singing together can be unmatched in terms of unity, blend, and an almost telepathic level of coordination.youtu.beKelly Family - Pee PeeYouTube video by Stefanie Kelly 396
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Came to tiktok for the hot takes, stayed for the Satie. Everyone ranting and shouting over the dulcet tones Trois Gymnopédies. Why are the kids riding Eric so hard? 130
Reposted by Bog FancySwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would never join an AI death cult polycule, but it still hurts I wasn't asked 0298
Reposted by Bog FancyfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14/09/2026blood type? no, my blood doesn’t do office tasks do you hear yourself 07522
Reposted by Bog FancyHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You there, boy! Your soul, the manticore of it, is it nourished? No? Then prepare to taste my blade. 092
Reposted by Bog FancyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ordered room service and it turns out it’s food. 515449
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Server: Happy anniversary! What's your secret? Me: We're both embarrassing goblins. 072
Reposted by Bog Fancy𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps insisting on tasting my humors 27822
Reposted by Bog FancyDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The stories in this book I’m reading keep getting shorter & shorter. The last story was just a handful of detached serifs scattered across the page—the stories that come later involve actively forgetting the ones that came before. 12511
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yankee Candle after dark: Merlot and Leather Spiced Pear Spermicide Office Supply Closet Caught Cheating on the Jumbotron Open Mic Flop Sweat 052
Reposted by Bog FancyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mascots make it just adorable to support something so I hired a fuzzy little system I can depend on to move it along in times of feeling, say hello to Conveyor Felt 38148
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hang a boot in a tree and after the kindly owls fill it with pellets, put it under your bed and it will smell bad for months 💫✅ 042
Reposted by Bog FancyHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the rumpus room giving birth to wet men 051
Reposted by Bog Fancyorcus @goblin.news · 12/09/2026you ever look at that moon up there and think how it looks like a clouded eye and wonder: what happens when the other one finally opens up in the black of space? 2275
Reposted by Bog FancyVeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I refer to all animals I see as "that guuy" 021
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Portland, ME! Your best bog pals will be at the Maine Book and Print Fair at Thompson's Point all weekend! www.themainebookfest.comthemainebookfest.comThe Maine Book & Print CollectiveA local nonprofit (501(c)3 status pending) supporting education and literacy in Maine through our annual Maine Book & Print Fest, annual book & art awards, and more projects! 032
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Biblically accurate GPS: Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, this is the way, your destination is on the right. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left, after the traffic light. 141
Reposted by Bog Fancytweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/09/2026This is a ways off so rest assured I’ll pump it again but I just played at one of these and will play at this one and it is SUCH a Bluesky time, people (me, I people) playing super weird music behind people reading super weird and funny and good fiction, mark your calendars 071
Reposted by Bog Fancydawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 06/09/2026lizard is short for Elizardbeth 723550
Reposted by Bog FancyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All the world's a mind, and all the men and women merely flayers 0217
Reposted by Bog FancySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You ever notice how it takes all day and night just to live? 010839
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Save the rubber bands that come with your produce. Casually leave them out on your counter when you have guests over. When they marvel at your collection, try to accept their compliments with humility. 073