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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anon! The funk soul brother Hark! The funk soul brother
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ZUUL
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
real friendships involve the other person pushing back against you, having needs, being busy, not being able to devote themselves to you. we know from the experience of the powerful that having somebody at your literal beck and call is a factor in driving people mad.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
interviewer: can I get your references? me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[Puts a snorkel & flippers on my horse] Water polo ref: still no
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it’s called living in a city get used to it transplant
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 19/05/2026
as a monopoly asset, a frontier model creates dependencies: model provider, GPU provider, inference provider a handful of guys win the agent revolution as it currently sits is heavily corporate: it’s more likely that the AI is a company doing something TO YOU than it is to be a form of expression
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They're telling me that the falcon can't hear the falconer, but tbh that's to be expected, they have pretty small ears and you don't train them that way.
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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Danielle Welch for Congress (NY-03) @votewelch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
With 'Israel and Palestine' trending at #1 on Mother's Day, let me say James Baldwin had it exactly right: "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." 🧵
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/04/2026
"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
everything in american politics boils down to this
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Small Gray Games @smallgraygames.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I walk into my local Burger King to present my thesis. The cashier will not engage with my arguments. My request for discourse is met with stares by the customers. I am called "essay bitch" as I leave. The west has fallen.
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Ed Borgato @edborgato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fintwit archive, 2014.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026
The question that broke America fundamentally was ‘do all people deserve basic rights?’ This question was too hard for us. Too hard for our leadership. It still is. So now all of our rights are in jeopardy.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nice fate, loser, did the stars pick it out for you
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
[couples therapy] Me: she treats me like a child Therapist: are you eating a Ring Pop?
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/03/2026
Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It’s a brave new world…or at least one you need to be pretty brave to keep trying to live in.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 23/02/2026
I am BEGGING you. Please, PLEASE, do not try to talk your way out of an arrest or detention. Do NOT talk to cops. "I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT." Say that and SHUT UP.
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Mulcahy @midwest-mulcahy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
tapping the sign
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment. It was justified.
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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/01/2026
I love how the word ostentatious is a great example of itself
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In short, fuck this Nazi administration, fuck that loathsome Gestapo trash Tom Homan, and fuck the slobbering Nazi losers who support them.
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The BOO-sy Guy @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
PORK CHOP CASH
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 25/03/2025
It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"First-mover advantage," they call it.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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@lizglab.bsky.social @lizglab.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/10/2025
Athenian mayoral candidate Theseus claims his ship is the one that once ferried local children to Crete, but our exclusive investigation proves so many parts of the ship were replaced over time that in a certain sense it can't even be considered the same ship anymore
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anadromy @anadromy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
They're all cowards. All of them. There are no "good" billionaires and shame on everyone who thought we should trust any of them. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/c...
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Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise’
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