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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷

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Guerrilla cyberneticist. danilocampos.com advisory: if we’ve never talked and you’re weirdly aggressive, I’m just going to block you.

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 9h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 1h
its affect is so sour
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Jenka @jenka.bsky.social · 3h
my film degree is from the college of communications, so it's got range to be a communications degree. but film is actually extreme experience design.
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Adam Compton @comptona.bsky.social · 2h
You have to know what you want and why you want it (so you can pivot in case the first thing you want doesn't work out). Seems like a low bar, and yet, it towers like a skyscraper over a huge chunk of engineers I've met
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
i mean in some ways tokens are the new film stock; up until agents "how long will it take?" and "how much will it cost?" were roughly in a linear relationship; now it's who even knows what (it's also what i've been working on recently, that's what this is all about)
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 2h
indeed; you're also paying actors and crew at that point and you damn well better have all the sets/props/lighting/permits/etc/etc/&c
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 3h
can we talk about how my diploma mill film degree ended up being a massive fucking boon right as the agent age kicks off
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 7h
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
there's a reason I almost exclusively use my QTs as a "yes, and" tool
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Hans L’Hoest @hanlho.com · 9h
This is where they could have mentioned that Huggingface could defend itself from the OpenAI hack exactly because of GLM 5.x as the closed models didn’t allow them..
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 15h
“If Mark Zuckerberg is talking he is lying to” is the only safe assumption. If you are using Muse I am afraid you are getting suckered yet again, this time with personal consequences instead of just societal ones.
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 13h
I tried to get it to write toxic yuri, but it refuses
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 15h
A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters.
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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 23h
If a person has a big platform, they have a responsibility to behave in a way that minimizes the harm that platform can do. They need to disavow the bad behavior when they see it, and not participate. Not doing so is irresponsible and harmful.
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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 23h
And I've yet to see anyone eager to jump into the ring to defend those behaviors. Rather they just say "yeah that's bad but WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND is that quote posting is normal for this person!" But even if I granted that there is a load of problematic followup behavior.
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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 23h
I've received several versions tonight of, "Look some posters are just like that. Don't interact if you don't want them to brigade you. They don't even really mean to brigade you, actually, they just use BlueSky in a way that inspires brigading, and they have good reasons to do that."
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 23h
Looks like the a16z summer camp is about to have a new journalism teacher
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jae @fubarchitect.com · 29/09/2026
humans continue to exist after early adulthood some of them, and this may feel surprising, know how to do these things, and are bored with it what, exactly, makes a person think they know how to spend my time?
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forget Godel and Turing, this far out you could get what you need from a small excerpt from Clausewitz. Friction in operations is real, dawg, and it will eat you alive. Just ask the last super-smart person who got anywhere close to conquering the world. It won't be any easier for a computer.
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Napoleon at Waterloo: 'Here I Am'
ALT: Napoleon at Waterloo: 'Here I Am'
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 29/09/2026
starting to think they might be using AI to build this thing
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We want to destroy patronage networks” “Ban university-endorsed Greek life” “We also want to reduce sexual assault” “You’re gonna love hearing our answer again”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without commenting specifically on the allegations at issue, my recommendation to the Cornell board of trustees in 2003 was to abolish fraternities and sororities at the university.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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dame @dame.is · 28/09/2026
if you have 100,000 followers on bluesky, you need to understand that quote dunking a small account that didn’t do anything to you (especially when it’s a trans person) is effectively like controlling the eye of sauron and causing your horde of minions to chase after whatever you point it at
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jae @fubarchitect.com · 28/09/2026
everyone is high decoupling about racism, until you get racist about white people everyone is high decoupling about sexism, until you get sexist about men and there's a word for each of those things and it's not "high-decoupling" (yes i do mean among the rat-sphere, but also...)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need this on a cross-stitch pillow
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 28/09/2026
smoked
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Elixir of Progress @elucidating.extradimensional.space · 28/09/2026
The obvious and uncomfortable conversation is that social media like BlueSky is driven by outrage driven engagement. Dunks are often an example of how accounts get big. Part of the reason folks are defending Tressie's behavior today is that they think it's justifiable in social media.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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hailey @hailey.at · 28/09/2026
about 70% of the blue checkmarks that have journalist in bio on this website simply go around quote posting other posts so their following can tear them apart, without any regard for what that tearing apart includes. its all part of the game.
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i know it’s frowned upon on this website, but i’m quite happy
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being affirmed constantly when you are wrong and encouraged to be anti social is not good for you and even blocking is preferable to this kind of unhealthy feedback loop
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I honestly think a miniature version of the brain damage that happens to billionaires happens to (some) big social media accounts. Being able to prevent a coherent conversation while constantly injecting thousands of your supporters into it (tons of fragmented QTs with comments off) skews reality.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 28/09/2026
Me seeing another discourse sparked by a blue check writer saying LLMs can’t do [thing they are actually perfectly suited for]
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I Pretend I Do Not See It Emoji Meme
Alt: I Pretend I Do Not See It Emoji Meme
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jae @fubarchitect.com · 28/09/2026
if the thing you want to say is "i am very mad about ai" it is ok to just say that. people, even """pro ai""" people, are much more receptive to "i am having big feelings" than "i have fully left my own knowledge base to parrot trivially falsifiable lies"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
dude you can’t address the entire nation just to announce a steel mill in iowa we can smell the flop sweat from here
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/09/2026
one thing about newsom is that once you notice his gul dukat vibe you can't unsee it
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the problems with "breaking the AI safety cartel" is that virtually everyone who wants to do that was saying that AI didn't work six months ago, and that for all their bad policy ideas most of the world's technical knowledge about reinforcement learning is at least in its membership's social circle
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hailey @hailey.at · 28/09/2026
paperclip theory was right but it did not correctly predict the form the paperclipper would take was human
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the GOP is fully trumpified and the rising generation of staffers and wannabes are even worse. if you're between 25-35 and an aspiring right-wing politician you've spent most/all of your adult life in a political and social ecosystem the rewards this shit and weeds out people repulsed by it
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Lillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I continue to hate that the “computer-illiterate elderly people falling prey to computer-oriented scams” demographic seems to include every American politician.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jensen is probably the most Jobs-like CEO left in the industry, in that he has a completely monomaniacal focus on producing and selling more GPUs no matter what. Things which are not relevant to that goal, such as knowing where you live, are discarded to fit more GPU sales ideas in his brain.
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 28/09/2026
an LLM cannot have understanding because that is a capability reserved exclusively to me, as I unwittingly parrot the premise of a paper I didn’t read based on some overconfident tweets I saw one time in 2023
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 28/09/2026
show subreddits while a season is unspooling: 😎 show subreddits after a finale: 🤢
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