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Jeff

@thebusyguy.bsky.social
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I only say funny stuff when no one else is listening. He/him

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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 17h
Inventory day. Let’s get after it.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I have soup for two meals today? Many are saying it cannot be done….
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shout out to Shaboozey.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This friggin’ guy.
A five-month-old shepherd mix laying on the couch all twisted up. Mr. Bill and a sixteen-year-old Shih Tzu lay next to him.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
R.I.P. to Chuck Varga, aka Sexecutioner.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now that the charges have finally been confirmed, kinda want to become a Man City fan? #FlagsFlyForever #UMadBro?
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, uh, what’s going on with Interpol’s YouTube right now?
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had some hot gogs for dinner.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What should I have for dinner? drive.google.com/file/d/1976m...
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Website Dinner Menu 8-6-2026.pdf
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’re not gonna play, then why do you even exist? Go learn to bend pipe or something.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What should I have for dinner? drive.google.com/file/d/1976m...
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Website Dinner Menu 8-6-2026.pdf
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White people turned a song about running moonshine into a line dance.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At a wedding reception in Crossroads where the DJ is playing Super Smash Bros with some of the guests.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I made it.
The T-Mobile Center and the AT&T building in downtown Kansas City.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe I’m out of touch, but I feel like $100 for 2 tickets to Turnstile, Slayyyter, and Die Spitz is a pretty good deal.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone in Wichita right now:
The “looks like meat’s back on the menu” meme but it says “looks like water’s back on the menu.”
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 17/09/2026
Today is a great day to become a WPBL fan if you're not already. I just wish someone would have written an article previewing the Championship Series... Wait, I just remembered! I wrote one! You should share this wide and far.
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San Francisco Firebells vs. Los Angeles Queens - WPBL Championship Preview | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
The Los Angeles Queens won't have much time to celebrate their thrilling Game 3 win over the New York Heights as the best-of-five matchup ag
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kansans come get this pretty Smokey cousin!
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’ve gone and ruined a perfectly good mouse, is what you’ve done.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/09/2026
I did another WPBL write-up and you should read and share it because you're awesome! On Monday night, Los Angeles Queens pitcher Ayami Sato showed why she is one of the greatest pitchers of all-time.
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Sato Resurgence, Big Bats Sends Los Angeles Queens to WPBL Championship | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
Over the years, Major League Baseball teams have called on their best starting pitchers to come out of the bullpen and slam the door on the
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is it an HR violation to approach a coworker while holding a plastic spoon and asking them if they’ve ever seen the TV Show “Oz”? That feels like a violation, right?
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just terrible horrible vibes on this, the day of my wife and I’s anniversary.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone is FURIOUS that he’s not allowed under the bed any more.
A shepherd mix puppy laying on his back on a bed with a toy next to him. In the background, a black elderly shin tzu is snoozing away.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone likes it when Mr. Bill screams.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 13/09/2026
Last night was amazing. Check out my Los Angeles Queens and New York Heights game two recap! As always, expect typos. It's how I prove I'm a human.
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O'Sullivan and Izumi Lift New York to New Heights, Win 9-7 | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
By: Wyatt Sinclair In the 6th inning with 1 out, Los Angeles Queens runners on first and second, and holding on a slim 1-run lead, New York
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Based on the traffic getting out of the SKC game last night due to road closures, I can tell you that people who are going to the Hollywood Casino 400 may not get out of that parking lot until Wednesday.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SKC is doing a popularity contest between police, military, and fire/rescue. You’ll NEVER guess who’s coming in a DISTANT third.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@barleywhiner.bsky.social If you’re at Sporting Park tonight, you’re seeing a great match.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here I go being let down again.
Me standing in the SKC parking lot.
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noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know who can't post this graphic?
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 10/09/2026
Hey, so I just did my first real sportswriting in about ten years and I'd really appreciate if you went and gave it a read. I preview the (happening right now) WPBL matchup between the Boston Hunters and the SF Firebells. It's on my podcast Patreon, but I've made it free for all!
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WPBL Playoffs Series A Preview - Boston Hunters vs. San Francisco Firebells | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
The inaugural WPBL regular season concluded on Sunday and the first playoff series of the league's young career starts tonight with the Kels
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Momma’s boy.
A 20-week-old shepherd mix lays on a blanket on his owner’s lap.
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The Human Manager @thehumanmgr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work is hard. We know. Welcome...to The Human Manager
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Riding a choo-choo. I should do this more often.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a five-stooler in Denver! @cbbworld.bsky.social
The stage setup for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Ground Beefing Tour at Paramount Theater in Denver. There are five stools on the stage.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I went to the tourist trap.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does RTD in Denver stand for Ride The Dick?
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sweet sassy molassy that’s a great punt.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This tracks.
A four-month-old shepherd mix sits on a wood floor next to a futon. The lyrics to Firestarter by The Prodigy

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear
addicted, danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How has no one in town opened a sandwich place called Sandwichita yet?
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will never take the dialect quiz.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shaved ice at work. What’s the move here?
Watermelon, blue raspberry, strawberry cheesecake, strawberry, bahama mama, banana, wedding cake, pink lemon sour, apple, cotton candy, dreamsicle, coconut, Hawaiian, black cherry, tiger blood
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The league that terminated Felipe Hernandez’s contract for gambling? That MLS?
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/07/2026
It's that time of year again - I'm raising money for Thrive Survivor Support Center for their Walk A Mile campaign Here's how it works: You give: Money to support survivors of domestic violence, sexual violence, and human trafficking You get: Cute pictures of me walking in heels down Main St 1/2
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WAM 2026
Join Thrive Survivor Support Center for our 11th Annual Walk a Mile in Their Shoes on Wednesday, October 7, 2026, in downtown Concord. This year, we’re asking you to Walk with Us in solidarity with su...
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What’s worse than waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of a dog about to vomit in your bed? Picking them up to go outside and they spray you with the diarrhea cannon while you’re carrying them.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@poopfoot.bsky.social You fuck with this or nah?
A bag of Brach’s mellowcreme autumn mix candy.
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Jeff @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
IYKYK
A FatBoy premium vanilla ice cream sandwich. Thick ‘n Creamy since 1925.
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