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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

cattle prod to get me into the shower cattle prod to get me outta the shower

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

before screens i enjoyed reading trivial pursuit cards in bed at night now i watch fart videos and buy stuff from temu

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Nerd alert.

Colorful nerds spilled into the cracks of a concrete ground

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

spaghetti, for when you want your food to gently spank your face

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

canadian forest fire smoke is still a less grievous export than Nickelback

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It is July 17, 1994. I am wearing Ray-Ban Baloramas, a bunch of woven leather bracelets, and a fresh tattoo. I do not know that this will be the zenith of my cool.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15/07/2026

charli xcx and the chocolate factory

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The main difference between me and Bon Jovi is that he is "Living on a Prayer" and I am living on a diet of boxed wine and processed cheese.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The real Mitch McConnell news is that it's going to be discovered they've been Weekend at Berniesing his skeletal remains around Capitol Hill for three years

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

my favorite thing about the 4th of july is how people dress like america threw up all over them

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

travel pillow ✔️ snacks ✔️ clean socks ✔️ brightly coloured gonch ✔️ orange cat ✔️ LET'S GET TO THE AIRPORT

why is there a huge orange cat in my suitcase

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I had an uncle who died after a long battle with pneumonia and a much, much shorter battle with a pack of wild coyotes.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

any time i get bumped up to business class i listen to classical music to feel extra snotty as the riffraff files past to their stable

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

kiss me in front of the courthouse from back to the future in roku city

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

my hot dentist’s name is RICHARD DAWSON but sadly he doesn’t kiss his guests on the mouth!!!

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

All Day I Dream About Slipping into a Coma

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport may be dementia-friendly, but I’m not. Go fuck yourself, dementia

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I don't look back in anger anymore, I only look forward to it. Thanks, Oasis.

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

starbucks drive-thru barista: so how’s your day? whatcha got going on? me: I’m so sorry, I just had two teeth pulled and it hurts to talk, I can’t do this

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

sorry, couldn't hold my piddle for another 65 days

A sign that says non-smoker for 300 days, 7500 cigarettes not smoked

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The people in that emergency life raft are more relaxed than I’ve ever been

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amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

star wars fan: may the fourth be with you! me, former catholic: and also with you

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I’ve been playing the tambourine since I was 8, Jeff. I think I know a thing or two about show business

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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

hey jude, keep pissing down, take a fat dump, and make it wetterrrrr

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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

one time I thought I had a tooth abscess but it turned out to just be a piece of bean skin from a taco bell 7 layer burrito stuck to my gums

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This thread 😂💀

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I tried these tonight and it's amazing how deftly the company was able to perfectly recreate the flavor of brown. These taste 100% brown.

A package of nongshim chapaghetti jjajang noodles

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

he always does this. now i'm going to have to explain what happened in the movie while he was asleep

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Blocking isn’t enough. I hope their children never learn how to read

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The doctor checked my prostate and I said "gee, not gonna buy me dinner first?" which was unfair because earlier at dinner we had already agreed to split the tab.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

SOMEONE ORDER A STUNNER?!

A man who is so white he’s almost transparent, appearing to fly

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

... so come on down this Sunday when we'll be playing all your favourites - faithfully - wheel in the sky - don't stop believing - and a special shout out to the clergy: lovin' touchin' squeezin' we'll sell you the whole pew, but you'll only need the edge!