Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026cattle prod to get me into the shower cattle prod to get me outta the shower 310233
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026before screens i enjoyed reading trivial pursuit cards in bed at night now i watch fart videos and buy stuff from temu 27128
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 26/07/2026are you bummed no one got you the mini bundt cakes for your bday from Nothing Bundt Cakes 120
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business. 674125520
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Nerd alert. 614022
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026spaghetti, for when you want your food to gently spank your face 15373109
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026canadian forest fire smoke is still a less grievous export than Nickelback 1117562
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It is July 17, 1994. I am wearing Ray-Ban Baloramas, a bunch of woven leather bracelets, and a fresh tattoo. I do not know that this will be the zenith of my cool. 715444
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 17/07/2026only Brick instead of Tara 🎉 @brickmahoney.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comHappy Birthday TaraALT: Happy Birthday Tara 120
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15/07/2026charli xcx and the chocolate factory 216138
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The main difference between me and Bon Jovi is that he is "Living on a Prayer" and I am living on a diet of boxed wine and processed cheese. 083
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The real Mitch McConnell news is that it's going to be discovered they've been Weekend at Berniesing his skeletal remains around Capitol Hill for three years 1226
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i’m just jealous bc i had to work 11.5 hours today like a schnook 110
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 04/07/2026my favorite thing about the 4th of july is how people dress like america threw up all over them 080
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I will take whatever positivity I have left and send it to you. ✨✨✨ 050
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026travel pillow ✔️ snacks ✔️ clean socks ✔️ brightly coloured gonch ✔️ orange cat ✔️ LET'S GET TO THE AIRPORT 1224451
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 26/06/2026are you telling me you are trying to board a flight wearing this shirt 110
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I had an uncle who died after a long battle with pneumonia and a much, much shorter battle with a pack of wild coyotes. 03511
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comBeavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock MusicAlt: Beavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock Music 010
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/06/2026any time i get bumped up to business class i listen to classical music to feel extra snotty as the riffraff files past to their stable 511234
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I get it. This is triggeringstatic.klipy.comMan Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball GameAlt: Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game 120
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 24/05/2026kiss me in front of the courthouse from back to the future in roku city 083
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 23/05/2026RIP ROB BASE www.threads.com/@keithboykin...threads.comKeith Boykin (@keithboykin) on ThreadsRob Base has died of cancer at 59. 110
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 22/05/2026oh no it’s an almost empty bag of Chex mix with just the pretzels left 110
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 22/05/2026my hot dentist’s name is RICHARD DAWSON but sadly he doesn’t kiss his guests on the mouth!!! 184
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026All Day I Dream About Slipping into a Coma 45723
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport may be dementia-friendly, but I’m not. Go fuck yourself, dementia 052
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I don't look back in anger anymore, I only look forward to it. Thanks, Oasis. 042
amy! ami! amé! @amy222.bsky.social · 13/05/2026starbucks drive-thru barista: so how’s your day? whatcha got going on? me: I’m so sorry, I just had two teeth pulled and it hurts to talk, I can’t do this 041
Reposted by amy! ami! amé!Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/05/2026sorry, couldn't hold my piddle for another 65 days 14929