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Slamber

@ambughh.bsky.social
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I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. She/Her Green Bay, WI bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf3c5zlq3qs

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 5h
Someone walked in on me naked, and I think we should both be legally required to pretend it never happened.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Them: How do you deal with the Sunday scaries? Me:
Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Hank coughing out smoke with a smoking joint in his hand
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Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This AI stuff always works so well.
A screenshot of a google search where I asked “is there football on right now?” (I knew there was a game in London today but didn’t know which teams or when). The AI answer is “no there are no live football games on right now but you can check the official NFL schedule to see all of today’s upcoming match ups.” Directly below that is a listing of upcoming games showing the Colts and Commanders are a few minutes into the 1st quarter and an option to click “live broadcast.”
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can I come over and hold your dog’s paw for a bit?
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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Dr. Matthew Pate @matthewpate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never under any circumstances should taxpayers support private schools. Private schools (no matter what kind) hurt public schools. They concentrate disadvantaged, while concentrating privilege and a culture of exclusion.
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/04/2026
one of the best things about the library is you can pick up a random book based on title or cover and, if you hate it, it’s no big deal. and a person who will love that book you hated will find it someday.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when people are talking about a pop country song
Tim Robinson in the drivers seat of a car saying "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
LGBTQ+ youth are hugely overrepresented in homeless populations cos their folks kick them out or chase them out. Where is the moral panic over that? Why do we, as a culture, place the blame for bad relationships on abused kids and not their abusers?
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hear immigrant children also have heartbeats.
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Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plus it’s just so pretty 😍
My view from our seats inside Lambeau. They asked everyone to turn on their phone flashlights so the stadium looks sparkly as the sky darkens just before the national anthem
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Using AI to find out if something is AI is like asking the cops to investigate themselves
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who me? Just over here making as many poor life choices as I can so I die young.
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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you insist on backing into parking spots everywhere you go, please practice first. I don’t need to be trapped in my car while you attempt it eight times.
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Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When people talk about the Packers and Lambeau Field, they talk about the history and tradition. Yes it’s the history of the city and the team, but for many of us, it’s also our family history and traditions. So here’s my history and why this is so important to me.
A picture of Lambeau Field. I’m standing across Lombardi from it.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/09/2026
honestly same
a vending machine with a small printed sign taped to it:

the light inside
is broken but
i still work
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let’s go to the library and shut the fuck up together.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s probably not good for your mental health to invent people in your head to be mad at.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s still 2026 and i think that’s mean
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Jimmy Malone @malonespeaking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They had no problem with him being a bigot, a racist, a sexual assaulter. a liar and totally corrupt; but now he's affecting them personally.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NICU babies are the most vulnerable a human can be, and it seems almost quaint to say it now, but we are supposed to build societies where the most vulnerable can count on others to not let this happen
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
popsci.com
The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I almost spat out my soda laughing at this. Like rats deserting the sinking MAGA ship.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Paying for parking at a hospital really ties the whole American healthcare experience together.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you come into my house and you dare ask for a favor, on this, the day of my team’s football game?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I will never know real happiness until they bring back Mindhunter
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/01/2026
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vaporwave graphic reading

SHITPOSTING THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's so ghoulish how easy it is to draw a line directly from the US government's response to 9/11 25 years ago to the xenophobic kidnapping and captivity program of ICE today
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
stop telling children they're monsters
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
imagine telling a child that the reason they can't play soccer is because all the other parents in the school, all the other parents in the Entire State of Texas, and both Senators think that letting them play would be dangerous and unfair. imagine someone told YOU that? how human would you feel?
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our friend stopped by a couple more times! Using all these pictures, Merlin keeps identifying it as a Cooper’s hawk so that’s what we’re going with.
A hawk perched on a tree branch. It is brownish with a white chest and brown streaks. The same hawk perched on a wooden railing, this time from a sideview.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you invite me to go out for drinks just know that I will drink before I go out for drinks to make myself ready to go out for drinks
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes you have to apply music to stop the bleeding
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You seem very upset — maybe lay off the social media.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
A message that says "work really hard and this could be you" over an image of a headstone with an inscription that says "worked really hard."
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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