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spooky joseph reed

@josephsreed.bsky.social
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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend. he/him/his DC via VT

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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 2h
Nobody from an ivy could ever do a rape, that’s what the court said I think
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 3h
My favorite ska song is the breakdown in New Order's Blue Monday
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 3h
60 years is literally bananas. well, not literally bananas. just like, ridiculously bananas. so many bananas.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 6h
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Tim Robinson: FRI-DAY-NIGHT I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson from I think You Should Leave in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the words fri-day-night in front of him
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 9h
“I’m not afraid of the whale. You know — Ahab? I’ll get as close to the whale as I can.”
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 23h
Dwyane Wade and Whitley Gilbert still got it
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh man
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Captain Kangaroo and Mr Moose. The Captain is wearing a Target coat fifty years in the past.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not the least bit surprising but still extremely grim to read. time.com/article/2026...
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re also poisoning us with dihydrogen monoxide
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Opinions on the death penalty aside, I really don’t understand why you would even bother with executing someone who has been in prison for 30 years
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It came back the very second I bought a new one!
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The fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir.
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Evan Yeats @evanyeats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most interesting thing is how different the response from Chicago leaders have been than DC. Mayor Bowser tells everyone to just not believe their eyes and the Council waves their hands and says they are powerless.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you every seen a goat trying to boat down by the bay
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Smart Trip card disappeared from my iPhone wallet mid-ride?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at 75
newschannel9.com
Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 28/09/2026
Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh did donald trump announce a new factory I think I heard this song before www.theverge.com/c/21507966/f...
theverge.com
Inside Foxconn’s empty buildings, empty factories, and empty promises in Wisconsin
The two-year charade that upended people’s lives
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my god the direct use of the hot dog guy sketch from I Think You Should Leave in a political ad
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this website is gonna be such a hilarious shitshow for the 2028 primary
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I ever thank Rob Schneider, that's the tell
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boston needs a proper flag but I'm not sure how you capture two drunk guys failing to fight each other in a vexillologist way
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fill my replies with what's good with you
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when people are talking about a pop country song
Tim Robinson in the drivers seat of a car saying "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops never mind
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s kinda funny that the cgi movie shop once owned by Steve Jobs made a movie where the entire plot is iPads are bad
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good luck everybody else on the metro red line
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oopsie
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
25 years ago today www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbV7...
youtube.com
Star Trek: Enterprise Promo
YouTube video by M. V.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In case you want to go back to the old D+ Adobe Acrobat from the new F- Adobe Acrobat helpx.adobe.com/acrobat/desk...
helpx.adobe.com
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's a post
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet they sided with the Wet Bandits by the end of the movie and I think we should hear them out.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tim Robinson: FRI-DAY-NIGHT I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson from I think You Should Leave in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the words fri-day-night in front of him
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mine? I guess?
Top shows, on no particular order: 
The Wire
Mad Men
Halt and Catch Fire
Review 
Community
Reservation Dogs
Friday Night Lights
Atlanta
The Good Place
The Thick of It
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 25/09/2026
Horror movie idea: An endless line of Trump sources calling and screaming at you "MARK HALPERIN"
My Trump sources say the president's worst nightmare imaginable has arrived... panicked texts and emails from GOP insiders are blowing up my phone. They're all saying the same thing: MARK HALPERIN
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im sorry his name is what
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Impeachment isn’t a real thing
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Average American since Trump’s war
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Lucille Bluth: What Could a Banana Cost?
ALT: Lucille Bluth: What Could a Banana Cost?
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If this annoys you as much as it does me, I just vibecoded (told Safari to create) an extension to disable it, and it worked.
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spooky joseph reed @josephsreed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tfw the paperboy skips my house again
Still from the You Can See Everything trailer where Nathan Fielder is just standing looking angry in the distance
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