Reposted by Taka HanazawaFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9hBARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 13852133
Reposted by Taka HanazawaCharles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 21hThe federal government is lying to you. And we have the receipts. projects.propublica.org/american-cit... 7528216
Reposted by Taka HanazawaThe Onion @theonion.com · 19hRaytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War theonion.com/raytheon-unveils-milit… 16875124
Reposted by Taka HanazawaQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12h#SpookyMonth64 332906767
Reposted by Taka HanazawaPope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 9hImagine logging on to Bluesky for the first time in a while and thinking everyone’s talking about eels because they’re fascinating creatures 2286
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10hyoutu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE?...youtu.beuKanDanZ - WAR PIGS (Official Music Video)YouTube video by ukandanz 182
Reposted by Taka HanazawaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13hHideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game 2050147
Reposted by Taka HanazawaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13hSocial anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave 824782
Reposted by Taka Hanazawarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13ha little louder for the cheap seats in the back 122548918
Reposted by Taka HanazawaAlma @nanobend.bsky.social · 11hToday at the thrift store I touched a fabric so vile, so repulsive, that the ghost of the feeling has lingered on my fingers and I haven’t been right since. 0131
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10hNew York is one of our last remaining preserves for the endangered Italian Stereotype 0101
Reposted by Taka HanazawaStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13hCalled the Italian joint near me. Extremely real conversation ITALIAN GUY: Buonasera! ME: Hi! I know you have gluten-free pizza. Do you have gluten-free pasta too? ITALIAN GUY: Just-a for you I do both! All kinds! ME: Oh, wonderful. Then I’ll see you in a few hours. ITALIAN GUY: I no can wait! 1594432
Reposted by Taka HanazawaThe Onion @theonion.com · 16hDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 762304306
Reposted by Taka HanazawaThe Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 15hThe fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor. 372248865
Reposted by Taka Hanazawa✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 11halrighty shorter stream tonight but we are LIVE and there might even be a secret cool new thing tonight. if youre good ;) 0138
Reposted by Taka Hanazawa🎀 𝑀𝒾𝓂𝒾 🐑 @princesamimi.bsky.social · 11h✨✨✨may your tits sit pretty and ass be thicc your skin is clear and spirit is unbothered✨✨✨ 2204
Reposted by Taka HanazawaAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NEW via @andrewperez.bsky.social and me for @zeteo.com zeteo.com/p/de-trumpif...zeteo.com‘De-Trumpification’: America’s Ruler Is ‘Consumed’ by Fear His Self-Tributes Will Be ErasedAs Dems flirt with tearing it all down, Donald Trump is forcing administration officials to brainstorm novel legal arguments for institutionalizing his personality cult forever. 9549892
Reposted by Taka HanazawaGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"De-Trumpification" has to be one of the top agenda items if Dems win power. All the lawlessness and every last one of his efforts to turn DC into an imperial capital should be undone. 1153335683
Reposted by Taka HanazawaJoseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We can still create wonders 491277189
Reposted by Taka HanazawaEileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Thread: Late this afternoon and early evening. Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @scootercasterny.bsky.social on X NOW: Thousands march through Cornell University campus, demanding Justice for Jane Doe. Chants: "Tear Down the Fkn Frats!" and "Fuck off Kotlikoff!" Posted 5:53 pm · Oct 5, 2026 442691803
Reposted by Taka HanazawaJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026These are the layups. All these actions are crimes. All the perjuries are crimes. Find one vicious bastard prosecutor and have them chew through these ICE/DHS cases starting Day One. Just enforce the law! The lowest bar possible! 4616169
Reposted by Taka Hanazawageorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Familymart has a "just fuck me up fam" sandwich 1622117
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*googling* was there a gas leak on the Enterprise season 3 020
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yo wtf this episode atarted out real stinky too! what is going on?? Ortegas is piloting a shuttle into a storm for science reasons and they lose contact and #1 is like "there's no sign of the shuttle... she's gone" DUN DUN DUN what are you, 3 months old? FUCKING LOOK FOR HER, 270
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Speck is such a fucking dummy. stop it youre supposed to be cool 000
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not going to watch the Stinky Vulcans Episode, I love myself too much. I'm going to skip ahead to the episode about Erica Ortegas (she flies the ship) 030
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026okay so I've been putting it off forever but I just started the Strange New Worlds episode where they turn four of the crew into Vulcans and this is honestly The Worst Thing I've Ever Watched I'm willing to let Star Trek be a little bit silly but this is SO UNBELIEVABLY FAR OVER THE LINE 2101
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do the Dew Unto Others, As Ye Would Have Them Do the Dew Unto You 173
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I always want to go to my favorite Thai restaurant on Monday the one day that they're not open 050
Reposted by Taka Hanazawanico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe 1034481128
Reposted by Taka HanazawaCorrin, degenerate LaDS hater @corrinvalentine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A gay gaming venue on seraph I love going to on Sundays called Pixel Pride snapped this of me last night and BABYGIRL SO CUTE 😭 0374
Reposted by Taka HanazawaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026 136072
Reposted by Taka HanazawaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026 19425