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Taka Hanazawa

@takahanazawa.bsky.social
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花沢 鷹 Terminally Online Leftist Queer Stoner Boy down in New Orleans. 130,446th Dumbest BlueSky User. 30 or 40 years old. "I'm so sexy and normal." 頑張り屋で真面目くん He/Him 18+/18禁 beacons.ai/takahanazawa

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9h
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 21h
The federal government is lying to you. And we have the receipts. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War theonion.com/raytheon-unveils-milit…
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12h
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 9h
Imagine logging on to Bluesky for the first time in a while and thinking everyone’s talking about eels because they’re fascinating creatures
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE?...
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uKanDanZ - WAR PIGS (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ukandanz
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
Hideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h
Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13h
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 11h
Today at the thrift store I touched a fabric so vile, so repulsive, that the ghost of the feeling has lingered on my fingers and I haven’t been right since.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10h
New York is one of our last remaining preserves for the endangered Italian Stereotype
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13h
Called the Italian joint near me. Extremely real conversation ITALIAN GUY: Buonasera! ME: Hi! I know you have gluten-free pizza. Do you have gluten-free pasta too? ITALIAN GUY: Just-a for you I do both! All kinds! ME: Oh, wonderful. Then I’ll see you in a few hours. ITALIAN GUY: I no can wait!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16h
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 15h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10h
", 37," is CRAZY work
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 14h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10h
update: I'm having a delightful evening 🌙
the same balcony against an evening sky.

im holding a weed pipe for smoking marijuana drugs
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 11h
alrighty shorter stream tonight but we are LIVE and there might even be a secret cool new thing tonight. if youre good ;)
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🎀 𝑀𝒾𝓂𝒾 🐑 @princesamimi.bsky.social · 11h
✨✨✨may your tits sit pretty and ass be thicc your skin is clear and spirit is unbothered✨✨✨
mimi in a leopard print tank top and pink pants
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 12h
Visiting some folks up in the foothills
The view from a wooden balcony overlooking an expansive front yard. Golden light is lighting up Treetops in the background and my cornet is on my lap
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 22h
Good morning
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NEW via @andrewperez.bsky.social and me for @zeteo.com zeteo.com/p/de-trumpif...
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‘De-Trumpification’: America’s Ruler Is ‘Consumed’ by Fear His Self-Tributes Will Be Erased
As Dems flirt with tearing it all down, Donald Trump is forcing administration officials to brainstorm novel legal arguments for institutionalizing his personality cult forever.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"De-Trumpification" has to be one of the top agenda items if Dems win power. All the lawlessness and every last one of his efforts to turn DC into an imperial capital should be undone.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thread: Late this afternoon and early evening. Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @scootercasterny.bsky.social on X NOW: Thousands march through Cornell University campus, demanding Justice for Jane Doe. Chants: "Tear Down the Fkn Frats!" and "Fuck off Kotlikoff!" Posted 5:53 pm · Oct 5, 2026
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the layups. All these actions are crimes. All the perjuries are crimes. Find one vicious bastard prosecutor and have them chew through these ICE/DHS cases starting Day One. Just enforce the law! The lowest bar possible!
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Familymart has a "just fuck me up fam" sandwich
familymart sandwich with egg salad, yakisoba, ham cutlet and potato croquette
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*googling* was there a gas leak on the Enterprise season 3
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yo wtf this episode atarted out real stinky too! what is going on?? Ortegas is piloting a shuttle into a storm for science reasons and they lose contact and #1 is like "there's no sign of the shuttle... she's gone" DUN DUN DUN what are you, 3 months old? FUCKING LOOK FOR HER,
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speck is such a fucking dummy. stop it youre supposed to be cool
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not going to watch the Stinky Vulcans Episode, I love myself too much. I'm going to skip ahead to the episode about Erica Ortegas (she flies the ship)
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay so I've been putting it off forever but I just started the Strange New Worlds episode where they turn four of the crew into Vulcans and this is honestly The Worst Thing I've Ever Watched I'm willing to let Star Trek be a little bit silly but this is SO UNBELIEVABLY FAR OVER THE LINE
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do the Dew Unto Others, As Ye Would Have Them Do the Dew Unto You
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always want to go to my favorite Thai restaurant on Monday the one day that they're not open
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🎀 𝑀𝒾𝓂𝒾 🐑 @princesamimi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
squats & cowboy bebop
mimi doing squats while watching cowboy bebop
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Corrin, degenerate LaDS hater @corrinvalentine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A gay gaming venue on seraph I love going to on Sundays called Pixel Pride snapped this of me last night and BABYGIRL SO CUTE 😭
A goose of corrin’s warrior of light from ffxiv, Illyria Burkle-mez’in at the venue Pixel Pride. She is a face 1 xaela au ra wearing fishnet and leather strap club clothes, black cat eye glasses, and a spiked collar. She is smiling and looking off tocamera
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
✧ (@vamptact) on twitter: "Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
io (@i0lanthe_) on twitter: "Oughhh😢💧💧 i donr knoe😿😭💧💧?"

[Photograph of a green grasshopper on a purple Devil's-bit Scabious flower bud. One of the grasshopper's front legs is raised and resting against its head.]
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Amillion Buggs
a player card for University of Central Missouri forward #2 Amillion Buggs.

Taka has photoshopped him to be wearing the same outfit as ABURAME Shino from Naruto
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 17/09/2026
GIDEON ESPN
LAMPRON
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 07/09/2026
CHANCE GAMBLE
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/09/2026
FURIOUS
HOSKINS
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/09/2026
BASH
BODILY
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