Reposted by AMAl-lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/10/2025older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out 16191197
Reposted by AMAl-stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17/10/2025a pedophile with a gun stormed the stage at a Wikipedia event in NY and got disarmed and taken down by two guys with >50,000 edits 🤓 1302
Reposted by AMAl-josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power 1093719579
Reposted by AMAl-Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2025CHOTINER: but I thought you were already reading a book. ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain. CHOTINER: and the book of poetry? ME: right, different part. CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them? ME: listen 536845
Reposted by AMAl-ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 18/09/2025when the 100mg hits at the grocery store 1017320
Reposted by AMAl-yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/09/2025it's v funny the way self-alleged leftists kept mocking anarchist critiques of parents owning their children as "bedtime abolition" considering we can now pretty conclusively say that """parental rights""" have been at the very spearhead of a successful fascist resurgence 7657130
Reposted by AMAl-Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 16/09/2025"imagine how bad it would be if the fascist government shuts down. that would be so bad" - democrats 8928144
Reposted by AMAl-BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Yeah I got an editorial for you 211503258
Reposted by AMAl-Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2025was just reminded of the first time i was invited to a pizza party at about age 6. i hadn’t had pizza before. It was explained to me that it was “bread with tomato sauce and cheese” and on paper that sounded like something i would not enjoy, but oh how wonderful to find out how enjoyable it was. 513716
Reposted by AMAl-onion person @junlper.beer · 21/08/2025i think we should replace school and education entirely with videos like these 761809180
Reposted by AMAl-da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 12/08/2025nothing like a cover letter/letter of interest to really learn how much you don't like talking about yourself 3361
Reposted by AMAl-atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i liked reading about enron so i got a book about the corporate history of disney and, to my horror, the author is seemingly a big fan of disney with deep childhood connections to disneyland. you should only be able to write about a company if you hate them 3937
Reposted by AMAl-futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/07/2025what if traffic signals were like lighthouses and someone had to live up there 38463102
Reposted by AMAl-rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/07/2025i like to sing ‘we’re gonna have a pekey party tonight’ to the pekingese to the tune of TV Party 2038515
Reposted by AMAl-Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Mansplaining is short for "Man Explaining" Thought the ladies would like to know that. 1117928
Reposted by AMAl-az @azery.bsky.social · 23/06/2025the crosstabs on this are going to be some of the funniest fucking shit. 2554849
Reposted by AMAl-merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/06/2025sorry to be a downer but i just don't think we're gonna crack this. people don't even see their future selves as themselves so the idea of doing things for future generations rather than prioritizing more more more now is basically unthinkable www.france24.com/en/live-news...france24.comClimate change indicators are all in uncharted territory, 60 top scientists warnMore than 60 top scientists warned Thursday that climate change indicators are in uncharted territory, saying the planet will "rapidly reach a level of global warming of 1.5°C" – the cap set by the 20... 1852856
Reposted by AMAl-josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one.. 2256931191
Reposted by AMAl-Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 09/06/2025LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social 24163422416328
Reposted by AMAl-Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 07/06/2025If you set a budget for eating out to $50 put $140 cash in your wallet spent just about $50 cash at restaurants but also swiped your credit card at restaurants all over town, which you budget as "credit card payment" not "restaurants" Are you fooling yourself? See: Chicago police "budget" 283
Reposted by AMAl-Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Damn bro I saw on LinkedIn they’re hiring for your position at the dick sucking factor? 😬 291959
Reposted by AMAl-Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Just started watching a YouTube video about chefs making grilled cheese sandwiches and the first words were “what makes a great grilled cheese sandwich? The bread, the cheese” and I nodded quietly, because that is so true 1423079228
Reposted by AMAl-🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/05/2025Holy shit! I was looking for the article published by the Department of Justice that did a study that found undocumented immigrants committed crime at lower rates than US citizens (partly for fear of deportation). The website has been censored and the study removed! OLD vs NEW: 22319139
Reposted by AMAl-Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Good morning, I got a Cornish pasty for breakfast! 😁 146316684
Reposted by AMAl-Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Zit on the inside of my ear. It’s time to kill myself 121103
Reposted by AMAl-onion person @junlper.beer · 16/04/2025fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life 147114701268
Reposted by AMAl-pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Holy shit. I think I’ve found a crazy way to make money, I can’t believe no one has thought of this before. You know cocaine, the drug? It turns out it’s MUCH cheaper to buy it in South America than in the USA. If there was a way to resell South American cocaine in the US, you could make a fortune! 2433422181
Reposted by AMAl-marty, @numet.al · 09/04/2025if you weren't there already, this should be the loud and clear message just how dependent upon the global south's exploitation your comfort is 5469132
Reposted by AMAl-dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 07/04/2025me, paying $30 for a cup of coffee at 7-eleven: how’s it going robot clerk: kill yourself 9849115
Reposted by AMAl-Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...theatlantic.comThe Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War PlansU.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. 1301539482
Reposted by AMAl-more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/03/2025oh wow yeah, UFC is sooo masculine dude lol they're literally fighting to win a purse 339431
Reposted by AMAl-Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/03/2025I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here! 304101750
Reposted by AMAl-the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Masturbation was invented when a guy noticed some dirt on his dick and started to rub it off but then was like, whoa what's this 5859
