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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/09/2026

AA Gate agent: Do you have the American Airlines app? Me: No, I'm fine actually, I'll just walk.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 25/09/2026

Wheel of Fortune: nightmare difficulty setting

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 15/09/2026

Today I learned that there are a significant number FBI applicants who have been either tricked or forced into having sex with animals, but are also extremely qualified to become agents trusted with highly-sensitive data, requiring a reversal of a policy. Trans people still out though. Progressive!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/08/2026

Guys, I've been reading the news in chronological order since 2025 and just got to this cliffhanger. 20k HHS staff laid off?! Can't wait to see how this ends! NO SPOILERS!!!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 20/08/2026

There hasn't been a new junk-food game in a long time...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 31/07/2026

Evolution of Snapchat notifications: 2015: Tits! 2026: Turn on your notifications to receive the latest stories from Carl's Junior and American Airlines

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 29/07/2026

The censorship of giphy continues. Searching for "trump epstein" or "epstein trump" showed the famous gif of them partying together. All of these gifs have been removed and the search-term has been white-washed. Same with January 6th gifs. They're trying to rewrite / bury history.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/07/2026

You can use pencil and paper to draw and write things the old-fashioned way, but at what cost? You're cheating yourself of the experience of using AI.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 23/07/2026

Hey guys, I'm in solitary confinement and they don't let me see anyone and the guy next to me is a cannibal but I'm also able to post on social media. Don't forget like and subscribe! 🙏✌️

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 16/07/2026

According to the official CDC website, the best way to avoid getting explosive diarrhea is to avoid eating food with shit on it. Yes, this is real. Glad we have competent experts at the health department looking out for us.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/07/2026

It's been far too long, Americans deserve to know why Mitch McConnell has been a shitty senator his entire life.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/07/2026

I used to stream Fortnite on Twitch and experimented with turning the game feed into a giant "green screen" by keying out green and putting my face behind the footage. It was absolutely startling when people would forget and see my giant face pop up where grass or loot should be.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 08/07/2026

I keep seeing claims that Mitch McConnell has been declared brain dead. Cool but does anyone know why he's in the hospital?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 27/06/2026

Likelihood of Elon Musk's autocomplete suggesting the n-word over time

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 21/06/2026

Tenuous peace talks with Iran this week to reopen the strait of reflection.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/06/2026

Like him or hate him, you have to admit Elon Musk is now the world's dumbest bitch.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 11/06/2026

Why is it that people who like to deny, downplay and take credit for ending slavery never want to commemorate the ending of slavery?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 03/06/2026

I'm tired of people complaining about American healthcare. It's the best in the world as long as you don't get sick, disabled or old or have teeth or eyes you care about. Most people have two eyes, chill.

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Badibulgator @badibulgator.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Like what…? Eating soup? bsky.app/profile/madd...

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realGuyFawkes. @realguyfawkes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/05/2026

Lot of people shitting on Stephen Miller just because he's incredibly hateful, but you might be cranky too if you spent most of your life trying to prevent a couple of boys from throwing your ring into a volcano.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 27/05/2026

When you bomb a country, destroy their military and assassinate their president, then they don't agree to "peace talks," what bargaining chips do you have? It's kind of like threatening to shoot someone you've already shot. You have no chips. Art of the deal baby!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 27/05/2026

Guys, after carefully thinking about it, doing coke off a toilet seat, getting a brain parasite from eating road kill, getting mercury poisoning by eating too much tuna and becoming addicted to heroin in college, I have discovered the cause of autism: Tylenol.

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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Obviously @maddox.xmission.com, but I'm not gonna talk about him like he's not here.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 23/05/2026

Hey guys, I'm skipping my son's wedding today to discuss war plans for a war we already won three months ago to allegedly disarm a regime that was already disarmed last June. Everything is going fine.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 20/05/2026

The left is mad because despite all their protesting, they can't deny that life has become significantly better under this president for Americans who like to fuck children and Americans who are okay with those who do.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 16/05/2026

Every website: "Hi, I'm Fucko! I'll be your AI virtual assistant. Ask me anything!" Me: asking for literally anything Fucko: I can't help with that!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 14/05/2026

I like to make a meme with layers, as Rick Harrison has personally co-signed this bullshit.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/05/2026

Things that society has largely deemed acceptable behavior: -It's acceptable to torture mosquitoes to any degree -It's acceptable to bully the McDonald's CEO for eating wrong -It's acceptable to bully Cybertruck drivers

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/05/2026

On the front page of Reddit for this banger again. +24k

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/05/2026

It has been almost 3 years to the day, and this is still one of the most embarrassing tweets ever made.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/05/2026

The more familiar you are with the inside of a Cybertruck, the less familiar you are with the inside of a woman.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 29/04/2026

When the framers of the constitution wrote the first amendment, they meant free speech except for a specific arrangement of sea shells in sand. If you arrange sea shells to represent four forbidden numbers, then you can be indicted by the entire force of the US federal government.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/04/2026

I've mostly migrated to other platforms, but I still mill about Twitter to shepherd my followers elsewhere, and to occasionally dunk on one of the most legendary losers on the planet.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/04/2026

Did you know that US Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, was not in his office in the World Trade Center on 9/11 because he took his son Kyle to school, narrowly missing death, which allowed him to visit Epstein's island in December of 2012?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 06/04/2026

Breaking: US jobs numbers for month of March have been revised downward.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 05/04/2026

My buddy @chadkultgen.bsky.social and I just released a new episode of Sol Ringers where we discuss some of the best bangers everyone is sleeping on. Play these or go to hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSk...

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biarritz45.bsky.social @biarritz45.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

bsky.app/profile/madd... 💀💀💀🏆

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 03/04/2026

That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/03/2026

If you support MAGA and feel betrayed that gas prices are up, grocery prices are up, coffee has become unaffordable, you're losing health insurance and we're embroiled in another war, there's something you can do!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/03/2026

Every other short / reel on social media has the hardest-hitting, grittiest/dark phonk you've ever heard and it's just playing over "top 5 low-calorie snacks for the kids to enjoy on summer break"

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Nicholas Diak @nickdiak.com · 20/03/2026

RIP to Chuck Norris! Back in the late 2000s, Maddox / @maddox.xmission.com wrote a book called The Alphabet of Manliness? Well, here is my autographed copy, with a chapter on the martial arts master himself. Old school. #ChuckNorris #RIP #CultActor #CanonFilms

Cover of Alphabet of Manliness. It shows a boxer punching a gorilla in the head.

Title page of the book, with an autograph by Maddox.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 19/03/2026

I would love to see the fridge of an IPA drinker to see what they really drink when they're not pretending to like IPAs.

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