Reposted by Alexander the RegularAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415781128
Reposted by Alexander the RegularHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/go-ahead-a...hamiltonnolan.comGo Ahead and Use AI. It Will Only Help Me Dominate You.A message of support for my fellow writers 411314
Reposted by Alexander the Regularvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@edzitron.com had it on the money here 21162371
Reposted by Alexander the RegularLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement. 11653206
Alexander the Regular @alexanderdoyle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I want to start a trend of diving in barfights to try to get the other guy thrown out 000
Reposted by Alexander the RegularVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Like taste is subjective or whatever but also if you listen to this stuff on purpose you eat paint chips 2341
Reposted by Alexander the RegularVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That type of pop country where a corny redneck sort of rap drawls about fish or whatever is easily the worst dogshit I’ve ever heard 9788
Reposted by Alexander the RegularRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/05/2026hello darkness, my old frenemy 1979638
Reposted by Alexander the RegularLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w... 131259392
Reposted by Alexander the RegularLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Your boss is fucking you. Your landlord is fucking you. Your health insurance is fucking you. The TV and film and sports owners are fucking you. The grocery store is fucking you. The car dealers are fucking you. Everyone is fucking you. This fucking has a name! But they can't let themselves say it. 8615107
Reposted by Alexander the RegularSludge @sludge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...readsludge.comThe Companies Behind ICESludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. 9648913052
Reposted by Alexander the RegularLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Hey can someone tell me real quick if the handsome self I perceive in the mirror is the accurate one or the ogre in photos? 6512
Reposted by Alexander the RegularRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025 129190714728
Reposted by Alexander the RegularCharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 11/09/2025We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug. 4055971539
Reposted by Alexander the RegularJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2025These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more. 871826355
Reposted by Alexander the RegularJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/09/2025operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency me: nc3 operator: excuse me sir? me: nc3 operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess? me: yeah operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6 me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me operator: what do i do then me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up 91113109
Reposted by Alexander the RegularDecoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This snippet is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read, no hyperbole 38313
Reposted by Alexander the RegularMatt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 06/06/2025don't worry everyone, I'm certain this feud between the adderall junkie with the nuclear codes and the ketamine addict with all our social security numbers is just a tiny bump in the road towards American prosperity and greatness 12814146
Reposted by Alexander the RegularIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/05/2025Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless 513192725239
Reposted by Alexander the RegularMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/04/2025parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them 520016
Reposted by Alexander the RegularMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025If you think companies will give us a 2 day work week instead of forcing us to more than double our output over 5 days, or pay us a lot less, then you don’t understand capitalism. 1202684592
Alexander the Regular @alexanderdoyle.bsky.social · 21/03/2025When you and your old pals get together and talk about the glory days 010
Reposted by Alexander the RegularDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it. 9449101007
Alexander the Regular @alexanderdoyle.bsky.social · 16/03/2025This mfer pivoting a quote from Marie Antoinette is quite the Freudian slip 010
Reposted by Alexander the Regularcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/03/2025how do i monetize watching Detroiters 191695
Reposted by Alexander the RegularThe thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025 123463482
Reposted by Alexander the RegularNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249606426494
Reposted by Alexander the Regularpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales" 486192652134
Reposted by Alexander the Regularpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/02/2025We’re living in the golden age of press conferences where a weird guy on pills babbles incoherently 1105023487
Reposted by Alexander the Regularcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/02/2025...and the ugly duckling grew up to be a beautiful swan that never got over being abandoned by its parents 727824
Reposted by Alexander the RegularMicah @rincewind.run · 04/02/2025one of the defining features of the techbro dipshits now running the USA is their absolute refusal to consider that anyone, ever, has thought about problems before them time after time they come in, propose a solution that was rejected years ago because it's stupid, and call themselves geniuses 18273191458
Reposted by Alexander the RegularVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 02/02/2025A second groundhog has crashed into the shadow 1361
Reposted by Alexander the RegularL Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Being a “conservative intellectual” must rule so much. There’s this giant mass of babies that are scared of cities, mad at cartoons, and intimidated by women, and your job is to convince them having those feelings makes them brave warriors for western civilization 6369961531
Reposted by Alexander the RegularDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/06/2024P.F. Chang’s stands for Pretty Fuckin’ Chang’s 832121
Reposted by Alexander the RegularGareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 06/12/2024If only there was a cheaper way to not make everyone want to kill you. 613113
Alexander the Regular @alexanderdoyle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Casually humming Dethklok’s coffee jingle as go for a refill 000
Reposted by Alexander the Regularcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2024Peabo Bryson's real name: Peab O'Bryson 131039
Alexander the Regular @alexanderdoyle.bsky.social · 04/05/2024Finally finished folding and putting away laundry. Now? Looks like it's time to start doing laundry. 000
Reposted by Alexander the RegularLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/04/2024Buddy I am Massachusettes Irish Catholic, the bar for cutting a formerly beloved family member or friend out of your life is on the floor. 718315
Reposted by Alexander the RegularBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2024So she was lying 481396166
Reposted by Alexander the RegularMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/04/2024seems to me like every time college students have widespread protests against a war, history shows that they were right to do so. might be something to consider. 0295
Reposted by Alexander the RegularFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/04/2024things are going so well but what if and stay with me now i sabotaged it 37321
Reposted by Alexander the Regularbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/10/2023Ahab: Behold Ishmael, ‘tis a titan. A veritable leviathan, a whale to sink the Pequod lest we take the utmost care! Mrs Ahab: Oh just fuck off and help me aboard 09645
Reposted by Alexander the RegularfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/04/2024Rage Against the Machine Gun Kelly 12111
Reposted by Alexander the Regularceej @ceej.online · 25/03/2024dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby 1358086
Reposted by Alexander the Regularvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/03/2024When I’m about to die I hope I say something badass like “those fuckers in hell better make room for one more” but I’ll probably just be like “oh no” 35840123
