Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasSarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was in a bar when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?" I said "Yes - I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed! Well except this one bloke.... 2787778
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasThraex ⚔️🏛🏺 @thraexbarbatus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All our hopes rest on a tiny alcoholic from Ohio. 1601
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansaskilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101577170
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasCharles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 13245421161
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do 992826412
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 711470153
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasCharles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 7352091772
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Border Collie and Aussie trade calming signals before they play, proof that dogs talk peace before they talk business. 1196399777
AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas @akashubelmorgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember how you felt when you made the switch to college-ruled notepaper? 000
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters 1656612950
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watch one Quarterback scream at his head coach and teammates because he lost to another Quarterback who never faced proper justice for sexual assault charges. Brought to you by DraftKings! 26956142
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings 2143303493
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have had a lovely nap. 041
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it 521867381
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasGautham Rao (pronounced: Knicks in 5) @gauthamrao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lasso: "The offsides rule still gets me." Lamb: "It’s like explaining Norway to a dog." 0272
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansashammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 358208165012
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansasscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026stop laughing. mr dickandballs dying is serious 2202
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I stopped to watch a plastic bag blowing in the breeze & got hit by a car 610027
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14680671981
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Keep the data centers away from our Great Lakes. 20882212262
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026y’arrrr 131224261
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansasskoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026instead of ai we should be innovating things like a payday bar that's all cashews 2293
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMagnus Redin @magnusredin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Its tragic if Zelensky, Budanov, Brovdi etc die but they will immediately be replaced by grieving and even more determined people, its is not a one man fight, it is a people fighting. 2777
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasDr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Humanities will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no humanities. 4365126
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasUNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 28/09/2026This woman's diary reveals the horrors Russia inflicted on Ukraine's Mariupol. 🧵 1/14 ⬇️ 215182
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour 151687
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansaslukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don’t tell you this but those walk-through metal detectors at the airport show the TSA agent how long you have to live and no one knows where that feature came from or how to turn it off 1030227
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think a fortress in my soul, will be more useful than a birdhouse. 02013
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasCath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The seasonal Russian herpes has surfaced: 06413
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So is he just going to keep running ads until election day and then courts rule they are illegal sometime in December? 721312252
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I want a psychedelic pseudo history of Daniel Defoe’s life starring Willem Defoe 10546
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being 202716412
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the fall equinox really snuck up on me and now I haven’t even picked out which one of you I’m going to use as a human sacrifice to the old gods 76621
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasCC @cckirby.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Proposed to the group chat that we replace all the stickers in our Discord server with these Jim Varney emotions 402214582
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansascrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stick with the grave you’re given. 12711
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING PEOPLE IN ENGLAND WHAT IN THE CHILDREN OF MEN IS GOING ON DOWN THERE 16215
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bit weird given the play is written in early modern English but I'd pay to hear Ēalā Rōmēo, Rōmēo, for hwȳ eart þū Rōmēo? Wiðsace þīnum fæder and forsac þīnne naman; oþþe, gif þū nelt, swere mē þæt þū mīn lēofa sīe, and ne bēo iċ nā lenġ Capulēting. 26612128
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hast thou ever helped carry a bier, and heard the coffin knock against the churchyard gate, going in? 1727
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Call me ‘Bram’ way I’m Stokin’ that- [I am hit by an 18 wheeler going 65 mph, killing me instantly] 3416
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's that time of year when the Sun God flees to the southern hemisphere and Death steps in to dance with the Moon 24515
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansasjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569991627
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasPlough Quarterly @plough.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“I’ve heard Leo say, as pope, ‘Do not lead with your differences; let’s not lead with what divides us.’ I think the Christ in Bob recognized the Christ in us, and vice versa – that was what mattered: community, belonging, not being alone.” —John Sniderplough.comMy Friend, Pope Bob | PloughHow a friendship that began in seminary has thrived across decades and Catholic–Lutheran divides. 041
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasErik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This Day in Labor History: September 21, 1908. The Industrial Workers of the World met for its 4th annual convention in Chicago. This convention would reshape the struggling nascent organization, moving it clearly from an intellectuals’ movement to a workers’ movement!!! 522058
AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas @akashubelmorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe. 000
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136512899
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Everyone who's studied literature knows there are four types of story: man vs man, man vs self, man vs nature, and Batman vs Dracula. 623364
Reposted by AKA Shubel Morgan of KansasMark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God" 9900150