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AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas

@akashubelmorgan.bsky.social
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 17h
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in a bar when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?" I said "Yes - I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed! Well except this one bloke....
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Thraex ⚔️🏛🏺 @thraexbarbatus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All our hopes rest on a tiny alcoholic from Ohio.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Border Collie and Aussie trade calming signals before they play, proof that dogs talk peace before they talk business.
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AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas @akashubelmorgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember how you felt when you made the switch to college-ruled notepaper?
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watch one Quarterback scream at his head coach and teammates because he lost to another Quarterback who never faced proper justice for sexual assault charges. Brought to you by DraftKings!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have had a lovely nap.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
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Gautham Rao (pronounced: Knicks in 5) @gauthamrao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lasso: "The offsides rule still gets me." Lamb: "It’s like explaining Norway to a dog."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
stop laughing. mr dickandballs dying is serious
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stopped to watch a plastic bag blowing in the breeze & got hit by a car
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep the data centers away from our Great Lakes.
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
instead of ai we should be innovating things like a payday bar that's all cashews
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Magnus Redin @magnusredin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its tragic if Zelensky, Budanov, Brovdi etc die but they will immediately be replaced by grieving and even more determined people, its is not a one man fight, it is a people fighting.
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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humanities will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no humanities.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 28/09/2026
This woman's diary reveals the horrors Russia inflicted on Ukraine's Mariupol. 🧵 1/14 ⬇️
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don’t tell you this but those walk-through metal detectors at the airport show the TSA agent how long you have to live and no one knows where that feature came from or how to turn it off
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think a fortress in my soul, will be more useful than a birdhouse.
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Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The seasonal Russian herpes has surfaced:
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So is he just going to keep running ads until election day and then courts rule they are illegal sometime in December?
Frame from another illegal Trump ad featuring his constipated face in black and white and captioned Paid for by the US Government.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want a psychedelic pseudo history of Daniel Defoe’s life starring Willem Defoe
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the fall equinox really snuck up on me and now I haven’t even picked out which one of you I’m going to use as a human sacrifice to the old gods
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Proposed to the group chat that we replace all the stickers in our Discord server with these Jim Varney emotions
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stick with the grave you’re given.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING PEOPLE IN ENGLAND WHAT IN THE CHILDREN OF MEN IS GOING ON DOWN THERE
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bit weird given the play is written in early modern English but I'd pay to hear Ēalā Rōmēo, Rōmēo, for hwȳ eart þū Rōmēo? Wiðsace þīnum fæder and forsac þīnne naman; oþþe, gif þū nelt, swere mē þæt þū mīn lēofa sīe, and ne bēo iċ nā lenġ Capulēting.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hast thou ever helped carry a bier, and heard the coffin knock against the churchyard gate, going in?
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Call me ‘Bram’ way I’m Stokin’ that- [I am hit by an 18 wheeler going 65 mph, killing me instantly]
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's that time of year when the Sun God flees to the southern hemisphere and Death steps in to dance with the Moon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Plough Quarterly @plough.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I’ve heard Leo say, as pope, ‘Do not lead with your differences; let’s not lead with what divides us.’ I think the Christ in Bob recognized the Christ in us, and vice versa – that was what mattered: community, belonging, not being alone.” —John Snider
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My Friend, Pope Bob | Plough
How a friendship that began in seminary has thrived across decades and Catholic–Lutheran divides.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Day in Labor History: September 21, 1908. The Industrial Workers of the World met for its 4th annual convention in Chicago. This convention would reshape the struggling nascent organization, moving it clearly from an intellectuals’ movement to a workers’ movement!!!
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AKA Shubel Morgan of Kansas @akashubelmorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
James Bond jet
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Everyone who's studied literature knows there are four types of story: man vs man, man vs self, man vs nature, and Batman vs Dracula.
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God"
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