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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 2h
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the america.gov chatbot rambling about unknown topics:

and inhaled; and the woman assembled the constituent, in her body, which later required a birth certificate.
And the constituent awoke, from the warm, dark vorld of its mother's body, into the long dream, which issued a Social Security number.
And the constituent was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the constituent was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old.
And the constituent was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love and, eventually, a voter registration.
You are the constituent. The story. The program.
The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Eligible, on paper, for several things you have not asked about yet.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
«l’îlot et stitch»
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
Christopher Walken holding a watch in Pulp Fiction
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
I called out a guy on the beach with “is that one of those pervert cameras” and he looked like he was going to die. It takes so little effort! “that’s fucked up” is the floor.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
man… what a legacy www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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'Father of Nunavut' has one more fight left: to live in the territory he helped create | CBC News
Supporters of John Amagoalik are helping him take the Nunavut government to court as a last resort to force the territory to pay his living expenses so he can spend his final days at home.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
The Iliad is named after Troy because King Priam is the protagonist
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 29/09/2026
Who wants to explain to me when to use «est-ce que vous comprenez» vs «comprenez-vous»
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 28/09/2026
People are having a normal one in the replies
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 28/09/2026
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r/NoStupidQuestions

Did third spaces really used to exist? What are some examples of what they for and how they functioned?
I keep hearing that the death of third spaces have made so many things worse, but it's genuinely unimaginable to be able to go to a place and just hang out and not have to spend a bunch of money. The only one I can think of near me is a library which, since it's government funded, doesn't require it to make a profit.
Did third spaces used to be more common? How did they fund themselves? What kinds of things did people do at them?Captain Black falling under control of the Mysterons
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/By80vyAJk-0
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Thundamentals cover Matt Corby 'Brother' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
If you’re going to tell me that some song is the “most popular song in the history of the world” it needs to have a larger cultural impact than Despacito.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
What I mean is that I’ve never heard it. I’m unfamiliar with the song and the artist.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
I know who exactly one of these people is because he’s the “mommy milky” guy
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
I’ve spent all my extra energy for the past few months going through vital records and learning guitar and it’s amazing how much fun things are outside of social media.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 27/09/2026
No everyone hates that too.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 26/09/2026
I have to assume this is AI. The economics of this are awful in terms of fuel efficiency and cost for throughput, but where the hell are all these trucks loading and unloading?
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 26/09/2026
These fraudsters are much smarter than me. “Too many people are paying into the insurance pool relative to the claims being filed” is not a scheme I could have ever devised.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 26/09/2026
welcome to bluesky
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 26/09/2026
I’m completely bewildered when I see people say things like “[Yudkowsky] has done much to save the world!” name one thing
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Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV, you are polling below 30%
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 25/09/2026
Watching Black Robe (1991).
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 24/09/2026
I know Tom Petty was talented but every time I hear a song I’m like “oh this is a tom petty song”
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 24/09/2026
economist cover from oct 24 declaring the us economy “the envy of the world” with a roll of $100 bills blasting into the sky like a rocket
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 23/09/2026
I’m being a bit facetious and hyperbolic here which will no doubt will be understood by repliers.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 23/09/2026
q: whether geese is this year’s beach house objection one: it wou
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 23/09/2026
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 22/09/2026
I was wrong, it turns out the lizards were a godsend!
From bloomberg: 
People Hooked on Vapes Try a New Way to Quit: Cigarettes
Vaping was supposed to help people ease nicotine addiction. That hasn't worked out.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 22/09/2026
England, Britain, and the UK. Famously the same things.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Farmstead, Eastern Townships Nora Collyer n.d.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 22/09/2026
“vintage art spoon 1970s” sure let’s go with that
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 21/09/2026
the 8am celsius is fighting the 6am monster. they are both fighting the 7am coffees.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 21/09/2026
stealing this to say that Cat Stevens’ “Where Do the Children Play” walked so Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” could run
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 21/09/2026
they’re really good at it
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 21/09/2026
I just found out Nic Cage’s wife was 9 when National Treasure came out.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 20/09/2026
Last year Aldi UK sold a "jacket potato jacket" that looked like a baked potato. For rainy days, it came with a silver poncho that looked like aluminum foil.
"Jacket potato jacket" that looks like a baked potato."Jacket potato jacket" with silver poncho.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 20/09/2026
honestly they should just send me the certificate now
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 16/09/2026
This is all moving exceptionally fast. bsky.app/profile/eura...
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 16/09/2026
300 people, by the way. Most cities have apartment complexes with more residents.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 15/09/2026
here’s a fun fact: most of the starting lineup of super bowl i (1967) were born within a couple years of the star spangled banner banner being adopted as our national anthem
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 14/09/2026
this one hit
fr leclerc saying “lots of fascists go to mass”
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 13/09/2026
Does everyone remember that Boost Mobile commercial with Mickey Avalon for some reason
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