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If Reps weren't worried about losing the mid-terms then this fucker wouldn't even be bringing up impeachment. We see you, paedo protector!

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WTF? Has no one heard of prayer or homeopathy? Both cure everything! (For a fee...)

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My mate @nickmsp.bsky.social said he HATES it when visiting friends and they have a HUGE dog which runs up and starts sniffing between his legs! What he hates more is when they have SMALL dogs as he has to kneel down to let them do that. 😳 #ThisIsAllTrue

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 15h

Local copper was round earlier for his daily coffee. He gave me some crime scene tape to put across the gates to the courtyard before my neighbours get home! I LOVE being a bastard of a landlord!!! 🤫😆😆😆😆

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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman: “We believe the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology.”

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The Decoded Podcast

Listen to The Decoded Podcast wherever you get your podcasts!

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The one good thing about more councils introducing 20mph speed limits is that it makes it easier to use your phone while driving.

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My Grandad kept telling them the Titanic would sink.......... ........until they threw him out of the cinema.

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A drunk girl staggered up to me in the street and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?" "Show me your tits & then ask me the question again", I replied. So she lifted up her top & bra and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?" "Sorry love. I don't smoke!"

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Army novice @always-boots.bsky.social about his first parachute jump. He said, "I was terrified and wouldn't do it. The instructor was a big bloke and took out his huge cock and said if I didn't jump, he'd ram it up my arse." I asked, "Did you jump?" "At first when it went in..." #ThisIsAllTrue

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 15h

My mate @always-boots.bsky.social used to be in the army cadets. Last night he demonstrated partially disassembling a gun, reloading it and reassembling it in under a minute. He removed the plug, refilled it, put the plug back in. It was a fucking water pistol! He did this in camo! #ThisIsAllTrue

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Anyone know about Chromebooks? Mine is running really slow. Tabs I have open are Google, Gmail and 175 Pornhub tabs. Is Gmail slowing me down?

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 16h

I'm NOT saying @godfly.bsky.social is a shit lover but I've heard his partner served him with a Cease & Desist letter! #ThisIsAllTrue

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It's incredible how many French words are integrated in the English language… Like 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters!

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I was in a bar when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?" I said "Yes - I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed! Well except this one bloke....

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I'm working with our eldest kids today. I've helped them secure short leases on 9 shops so they can sell their catalogue returns stuff for Xmas. They're excited but the logistics, payroll and fitting out are a nightmare lol!

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I've never understood men who pay Dominatrixes like @mistressalex.bsky.social to abuse them… GUYS: Simply get married and fold the towels wrong! 🤷‍♀️ Follow me for more financial/sex advice. #ThisIsAllTrue

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America sure is having some bad luck. It's almost as if it's built over an ancient Indian burial ground. 🤷‍♀️

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"My mate has a Quality Street chocolate stuck in his windpipe." "The purple one?" "Yeah, that's him."

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Huw Edwards helped out more kids financially in 6 months than the Tories in their whole 14 years in power...

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I like betting. Last night I was playing chess with a mate and while setting up the second game I said "Why don't we make this a bit more interesting...?" So we stopped playing chess. #ThisIsAllTrue

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My mate @esoxlucius27.bsky.social is a QPR fan. He's excited that the first squad has been fired and replaced by arsonists. So they won't throw away their last few matches... #ThisIsAllTrue

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Jesus wept! I'm a Brit. You're complaining about paying for dental and vision when people are going BANKRUPT or DYING due to health costs? Eat shit! Most developed countries have universal healthcare and you're worried about TEETH??? Try valuing a fucking liver! Go get fucked!

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13yo Annie from downstairs flat is round. Her mum took her clothes shopping. Winter coat, jeans, t-shits, jumpers and bras. Nita: "Bras? That's aspirational!" 😂😂

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Ooh, Burn!

ALT: Ooh, Burn!

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Glass coffins... will they be popular? Remains to be seen.

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I said to my girlfriend, "I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother" She said, "Thank you, but what does DNR mean?”

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A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the Police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replied, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"

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Genie “I will grant you three wishes” “OK then…I wish for a world without lawyers” “Granted! You now have no more wishes left” “But I've only had one wish!” “So sue me…”

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There is a remote tribe in Tuvalu that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?

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@drvandermast.bsky.social me about his first parachute jump. He said, "I was terrified and wouldn't do it. The instructor was a big bloke and took out his huge manhood and said if I didn't jump, he'd ram it up my arse." I asked, "Did you jump?" "At first when it went in..." #ThisIsAllTrue

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I have no interest in property investing but next week I'm attending an auction for a footpath! How can someone own a footpath??? It's in a housing estate! People use it and kids use it to go to school! I'm gonna buy it and gift it to the council.

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I have HACKED @jillie.bsky.social and obtained 500+ nude and pornographic images of her! I'm now blackmailing all my Bsky friends to send me $1 or I'll send you the images! Trust me, it's cheaper than a bottle of eye bleach! #ThisIsAllTrue

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I NEED HELP FROM YOU TECHIES! I've a Zoom meeting tomorrow. Zoom won't let me record. Is there another way? Ta xx

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HEAD UP, MATES: Utility price caps are about to rise. Submit your gas and electric readings NOW! Utility companies underestimate your usage so any readings AFTER the increase will add the units used at the higher price!

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I've invented an invisibility cloak! Anything under it can not be seen! I'm now working on making the cloak invisible.

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I've bought an Optimus robot from Musk to work in the office! It's so life-like that today it called in sick cos it had eaten gluten yesterday!

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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's Sunday so naturally I'm drinking. Our 17yo girlie Lizzie and I are chatting and we're setting up a TikTok thing where I impart my wisdom on life hacks and demonstrate why you're doing shit wrong. Along the lines of my #ThisIsAllTrue series on here.

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"We ask women why they don't come forward when sexually assaulted. It's because we live in a world where an abuser can become president.

Disgusting. Trump says he feels bad for the seven Cornell students accused of rape, and his biggest worry is that they "won't get a fair shake" with Letitia James as special prosecutor.

Not one word for the victim.

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Erramatti Mangamma from India is widely recorded as the oldest verified mother in the world at the age of 74. Really? My mum's 85! Beat that!

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