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@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com

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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 2h
OMG YOU GUYS GALS AND OTHER PALS STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING What if I told you there was an episode of the weird '80s MTV game show "Remote Control" where the contestants were @alyankovic.bsky.social, Downtown Julie Brown, and LL Cool J??!? Drug test me, I SWEAR I'm not high. youtu.be/RLnekz6WUmg?...
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Remote Control MTV - 1988 - Game Show - Weird Al - Julie brown - LL Cool J - Celebrity - Trivia
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
Dumb Donald was SO DUMB...
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Match Game PM Retro Intro
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
This post will please @retroblastpod.com and maybe 1 or 2 other people and that's fine
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
Whoever took and posted this picture that was certainly a choice
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 9h
Bluesky app not being a complete disasterpiece challenge [impossible]
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h
And of course that news was broken by Ring Magazine. Remember them? They used to be the go-to source for boxing news and now THEY'RE owned by Saudi money too. Boxing fans are in the worst timeline and I can't even blame this on Floyd at this point.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h
"BREAKING NEWS: Canelo Alvarez vs. Christian Mbilli set for Riyadh on--" STOP GIVING FIGHTS TO AN INHUMANE REGIME GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 13h
OMG GET OUT OF MY SMUTTY FANTASIES, 1887 ARTIST!!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 13h
There seems to be a lot of hate online for the Quizno's Spongemonkeys from back in the day and listen you're all objectively wrong
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 13h
Unhinged. Psychotic. One might even say... looney.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 13h
<slaps the side of an iron maiden> This baby right here, takes a little more effort on your part but the screams are so much more satisfying
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 13h
Post a horror movie with a one word title! 🖤
Movie poster for "Ma"
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 15h
She might actually have brain damage from the Attitude Era.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, sir, and yes, ma'am It's hip to be a parallelogram
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 16h
Mmmmmmm delicious!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 16h
Make sure to get the MCU Battle Pass too. (Movie not included.) 🫠🙃🫠🙃🫠
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 16h
Welp this will absolutely crater whatever support he had left in Western PA. (Except for @fetterman.senate.gov's support, since he is a "lifelong Republican" after all.)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 17h
From the incredibly stupid minds that brought you the smash flop "Melania..."
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning friendos! I am so grateful I got to reconnect with my dad's side of the family at his service, especially my aunt. Now I get surprised with really nice things like this when I wake up. Read it, and see if you can apply the message to your own life, won't you? 😘
An email which reads:

"Think of someone very, very special to you.

Feel yourself bursting with love for them.

Mentally shower, drench, and soak them in that love.

Now mentally shower, drench, and soak yourself, dear Ryan, in my love.

Cascades, The Universe"
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 17h
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Moira Rose: You Just Fold It In
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 20h
"BuT iF You RePoRT THoSe YouNG MeN You MiGHT RuiN--"
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Genie from Aladdin Says Great
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 20h
Introduce yourself if you are a gamer #GamingSky #PromoSky Name: Ryan Age: 40 + x Country: US When began gaming: NES era (Nintendiehard up until the 7th gen then started moving to the Green Machine) Favorite Game(s): SMB 1-3, OG Zelda, Fallout series (mainly Bethesda era) Batman: Arkham, TT LEGO
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@happysnarkygal.bsky.social @grumpycat0023.bsky.social @inapproprinate.bsky.social and anyone else, please join me in announcing how much you hate King Felonious II and his Court of Evil Buffoons. Best declaration of hatred wins a gold star!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know, I just feel like we could have avoided a lot of all this if we had kept those cameras safely rolling.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Um, Betty White is THE star. Everyone else is lucky to be in the same scene with her.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm embarrassed to admit this joke made me laugh.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We pray to the Holy Anointed Big Mac that it will do its ONE GODDAMN JOB SOON
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely the fuck not, me bucko.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the last of the Disney lineage does not want this to happen. She's a filmmaker. If the industry is pushing back, why isn't Hollywood listeni-- oh right Corpos. **cough**guillotine**cough**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've only been here just shy of two years, but I have never seen a more Lawrenceville picture.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally anyone on Alpha Force, apparently.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Jessica Walter - in a show stacked with great characters, Mallory Archer was a great character.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting my playthrough of this Wednesday. Always need more pointing and/or clicking!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maude meets clients outside the Casa Madrid Apartments, "Fallout: New Vegas"
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tag yourself I'm Cousin Itt
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dunno, I feel like we could have avoided a lot of all this if we had just kept calling it Arby-Q Sauce.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been trying, Mega Man
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's 11:11am. I made a wish. And yet NOWHERE do I see Gamera in the vicinity AT ALL.
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Gamera Flying with Jet Propulsion
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This used to be the only way to order pizza. DON'T LOOK AWAY
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When total fuckwits who don't know how to treat a woman correctly and hence have never seen an aligning sexual part with full consent, THIS is the outcome. Fuck AI.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay this is getting out of hand
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when there's more than one (1) task on my to-do list
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Man Frustrated: Whine Give Up
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I-I-I want to be your
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why fore art these homies dissing my female companion? Why must they fronteth so?
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG big huge extra spooky dooky thank you from @truevaultescapades.bsky.social and I to all who have subscribed! Next stop: 1000!
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Final Fantasy VI (FF6) Pixel Art
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's hired... he's hired... he's hired... #mst3k
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Review of the Starbucks I worked at in Santa Barbara on State St. and De La Guerra in college:
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The safeword is "Aura Sphere."
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