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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

AUTHOR: in this world everyone has a "grimpfh." each one is a distinct color, except for purple. a purple grimpfh is impossible. ME: got it PROTAGONIST: but it actually was your grimpfh after all. the purple grimpfh. ME: *yelling* but that's impossible!!!

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

when you snatch a morsel or sweetmeat you say "ill be havin that" in an "orc" voice, when I snatch a morsel or sweetmeat i say "ahhh dont mind if I DOO" in a snooty maitre d' voice. we are NOT the SAME

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i've started to learn blender and i gotta say, it's resulted in some really boring anecdotes. to take one example, yesterday i intended to keyframe-shift an object to 15.5 on the z-axis, but mistakenly entered 15.5 on the y-axis instead! thankfully i realized and corrected my mistake some time later

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026

upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/02/2025

Keith Haring animation for 'Sesame Street' (1993)

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

choo-choombstone

A very unusual tombstone that looks like a train car going into a tunnel, carved into a tree. It’s marking the grave of George S. Bangs, who worked for the Railway Mail Service.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Showing up to dinner with my wife in these and demonstrating on every surface

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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2026

jogging through a cemetery feels kind of braggy

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ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026

you. hey you. you wanna look like a cop undercover at a popcorn stand?

Amazon ad: End-of-season sale
Outlet deals up to 50% off

There’s a nondescript blue baseball hat, a silver watch with gears and shit, blue gradient aviators and a shirt with red and white vertical stripes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

Ask your doctor if Anxiety Turtle™️ is right for you

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If nobody pushes a button does it feel depressed?

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 28/08/2026

The Good News: There's a cure for career burnout. The Bad News:

Wall Street Journal article titled The New Cure for Career Burnout: Clown School.

It pictures a large group of people with clown noses staring at the camera.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP to MY Dr. Frankenstein

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

the battery on my phone isn’t holding a charge very well anymore so i’ll probably need to get a new phone soon. i’ll keep you all posted on the timetable. while i’m not an expert on spiritual matters, my best guess is that you’ll all be reincarnated

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

in most cases i'd say it comes off as a little overeager to put your album's lyrics on the album cover, but i think you can make an exception if the lyrics are really, really good

cover of pat mcafee's album "the diary of a polarizing figure"

closeup of handwritten lyrics:

So many things said...
only hateful break thru..
I wonder when I'm dead..
if they'll ever tell the truth...

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

replying to your post that is very obviously about erubiel durazo with "You mean this Erubiel Durazo?" and a picture of erubiel durazo

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

GOD: [creating humans] they're going to be so fucking stupid

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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle

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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/08/2026

California suffers from many problems and discontents, but our state bird is S Tier

California's state bird, the majestic QUAIL

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/08/2026

it saddens me that studios won't give an auteur millions of dollars to go insane in the jungle any more

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Imagine thinking graphic design could get better than this

A black-and-white vintage advertisement for fantasy-themed T-shirts aimed at Dungeons & Dragons fans.

At the top is an illustration of a dragon perched on a stone bridge with its wings spread wide. Beneath it, large text reads:

"T-Shirts FOR D&D ENTHUSIASTS"

Below are three sample shirt designs:

A female fantasy archer framed in an oval.
A hooded, shadowy figure with only the eyes visible.
A muscular fantasy warrior standing in a stone archway.

The ad states that all designs are printed in full color on white T-shirts with navy trim. Adult sizes (S–XL) are listed at $6.95 postpaid, and children's sizes (S–L) at $5.95. Customers are instructed to designate the design number and size and send a check or money order.

At the bottom, the company information reads:

"SMS Screen Printers"
336 Broadway
Chico, CA 95926

The ornate border and fantasy artwork give the advertisement a distinctly late-1970s or early-1980s tabletop gaming aesthetic.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I’m so tired of the drama I just want to get home to my wife so I can fight her one hundred boyfriends.

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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.

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ghost meesh @subpopularity.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

he’s raving

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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife

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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Market crashes 36 seconds into AOC's administration when she says "um" in a really annoying way

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If you expand the Supreme Court, the next admin will just expand it again Therefore I propose the only true method of reforming the court: Expanding SCOTUS to 350 million justices and making everyone in America a judge

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Me when I finally perceive the true nature of reality and can see neo in wednesday

AI overview

Only one day of the week has “neo” in it: Wednesday

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

(post of mine gains traction) Good, while you’re here I can tell you my idea to improve basketball by adding a second “anti-ball” you score in your own basket to deduct points from the opposing team

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/06/2026

Nearly ONE CALENDAR MONTH with NO GLIMMER OF HOPE for HOT MUSTARD ENTHUSIASTS. Will Frito-Lay ABANDON THEIR MOST LOYAL CUSTOMERS to MISERY by REFUSING TO RELEASE THIS GLORIOUS FLAVOR? Does FRITO-LAY SPIT IN THE FACES OF THE HUNGRY? Have they ABANDONED GOD?

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026